NintenDan's 8th Article

YES! My birthday was back then. And fun was had. But whatever did I get, you ask? Video Games? Telescope Stuff? Another strange relative possibly called NintenDen? No, none of that. But here's what I did receive, however:

    * - One Super Cool Tennis Racquet with crazy ball on elastic that never bounces away!
    * - One Super Cool Soccer Ball that strangely has "Anti-Fungal Treatment" and "Manufactured without Child Labor" plastered on it... how odd... as if they are saying 100% there was no Child Labor... I smell fishy... wait, that's just my pants again...
    * - One neato Beach Towel, as I am going on holiday soon. Say, two weeks. If you must know, it's a Family Guy themed towel with Stewie Griffinn on it, and in BIG letters is "King of the Beach"... what fun will be had lying that down on the sand... for all to see. I can just imagine somebody approaching me and saying "King of the Beach, huh? I doubt that" and walking off as if they were ripped off at a store.
    * - One promised (That means I do not physically posess it as of now) AutoDesk Professional Inventor 12. (One level higher than the program I use at school. Basically, school as Inventor 11, I'll be getting the next best thing. Let's just hope the two aren't entirely different and the set-up is still the same...)
    * - And one hopefully promised Super Smash Bros. Brawl game for Wii. I am quite anticipating that one, as I want to play as Meta Knight for some strange reason. Perhaps it's the fact that he never reveals his true face, similar to those actions of a Shy Guy... "Meta Knight; The Kirby Series Shy Guy"... what a slogan that could be.

Also, I met my Deadline on Wii Fit. The "Great NintenDan Weight Inflate" was over. Had I gained weight? Had I?! Me being the one who doesn't like to fail games decided to fiendishly not remove the one kilogram difference for my clothing. Instead, I just put I was wearing no clothing, but little did the game know, I had long pants, a long-sleeved shirt and a bulky jumper...

Despite all this preparation, guess what I got as a BMI? The exact same as my previous test for my BMI. And during that test I eliminated the weight for clothes. Perhaps this is the lead up to a massive flaw in Wii Fit. Perhaps it WANTS you to fail at your Deadline...

I'm quite happy with what I was given, let alone it was during a time of when school work was the main focal point of the week. I was given a stupid book to read. I'm not the reader, so it's taken me about 5 days to just get halfway. More so even. But each session only goes for say, an hour or so. Maybe less. So I'm probably a speedy reader, I just can't withstand looking at too many words in a certain timeframe. That makes the most sense.

But looking on the bright side of things, I'm enjoying what's been happening, both on and off the Internet. I mean, school is so easy, it's just stuff that is easily done. DS Ultimate is fine, the game is sorta fine... So I haven't been working on it much, could you blame me? "Yes, I could" says cheat, in the not too distant Internet background...

Either way, thanks again for reading this, and remember this wise, generation passed saying:

"Shy Guys are small little creatures. They don't attack much, but boy do they look cute! This means, the little boys at school who don't do violence are destined for "sexy get", it you call it that. Good news for those of you that are! Bad news if you came home today after a punch-up... I think... moving on..."

'From the Guy to the Shy'

~NintenDan