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conicsonic5
29th September 2007, 02:35 PM
YOU AGAIN?!?
STOP
MESSIN'
WITH ME!
What's it gonna take to get it though your thick skull?
If you're gonna quit, you gotta SAVE first!
Use your head, punk! It's even written in the manual!
HAAH... HAAAH...HAAAAAAH...
...You hate me, don't you? I mean, you just hate me more than anything, right?
More than laundry, traffic jams, an' bad breath all rolled together. Right?
You hate me so much you can't stand it, huh?
That's why you keep doin' this over an' over, right? You're tryin' to do me in.
...Hey, FINE BY ME! ASt least I know how you really feel, punk.
Lemme tell you, though, you ain't the only one with feelings here. We clear?
An' today's the day I put a stop to this. You listenin', you little moster?
Until you can convince me you're truly, an' sincerely sorry, I ain't goin' home!
You an' me are gonna go round an' round an' round!
First, you gotta show me how sorry you are, and I'd better FEEL it!
I don't want no smirks, eye-rolls, or nothin' like that. I want remorse, punk!
Oh, and don't try lieing. I can smell lies. SMELL EM'!
All you gotta do is be honest. Gimme some genuine emotion, know what I mean?
You go for melodrama, you're gonna get the wrath of Resetti, you hear me?
All right, let's do this.
Tell me, and tell me true... After all this, how sorry are you?
(later)
Hmm... Uh... Yeah...
OK, if that's how you really feel. Guess it'll have to do at this point,
I got nothing left here, so I'm gonna cut you some slack.
We're clear here, ain't we, Conic?
You're gonna save before you quit, right? Don't be pullin' my chain here.
You follow the rules an' finish your game, then you go back to your life.
You go do whatever it is you do out there in your world... all right?
Don't you let me down! I don't wanna talk about this no more!
Hey, hold it, one last thing.
Chew your food, and stop talking with your mouth full, you little piggy!
We clear? Good!
Now SCRAM!

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simpson
29th September 2007, 08:15 PM
lol very funny lol

NintenDan
1st October 2007, 11:37 AM
Ah, I've had that speech around 6 times I think... yeah, I don't listen to him much...

asdaaf
19th May 2008, 08:13 PM
Ive had worse...

kyledude92107
19th May 2008, 09:04 PM
Don pwns j00 all.

Dragorium15
20th May 2008, 05:24 AM
I'll be sure to save when I get Animal Crossing. >_<

one_eye
20th May 2008, 12:55 PM
You'll do no such thing *slap*

Dragorium15
20th May 2008, 07:39 PM
I WILL do such thing. The only way I wouldn't is if you turn it off as I'm playing it.

one_eye
21st May 2008, 03:12 AM
Oh, you will. It always happens. MArk my words. Especially when Animals literally steal items, or force you to buy their crap for all your money.