cheat-master30
18th March 2007, 07:56 PM
Well, since these battles are the thing of many topics saying odd things you have learnt from this game, I may as well expand and make the topic where you say unrealistic things about the Paper Mario 2 battles. I'll start:
The audience somehow manages to go up to 100 floors underground, avoiding a ton of super powerful enemies that could kill them in one shot and watches you battle without a scratch.
Luigi can be in your audience and on his own adventure at the other side of the world all at once.
Running on stage is allowed
Throwing items and rocks and actors on stage is perfectly fine by Paper Mario standards.
Somehow, hundreds of people can fit into the well near Creepy Steeple.
Somehow, bosses are just allowed to eat the audience and use them as machine gun ammunition.
Somehow, a stage can be built in about two seconds flat with full theatre surrounding.
Somehow, they can build this stage anyway, on islands, in castles, in big trees, in forests, in wrestling arenas, in churches, in wells, on trains, in museums, on the moon, in the X Naut fortress, in the Palace of Shadow. And no planning control whatsoever.
The stage disappears after each battle.
The audience can somehow breathe on the moon.
X Nauts cheer for you as you beat up their leaders.
Other enemies cheer for you when you beat up their own species.
Anything goes on stage: Drop bombs, hurricanes, call in herds of Yoshis, eat enemies, fire missiles etc.
Your enemies just wait for you to attack, and unlike you, don't defend in battle.
Somehow, using stars to cause Earthquakes, blasting the stage to kingdom come and causing Supernovas is perfectly within health and safety rules.
The stage is equipped with flame throwers.
Somehow, the stage don't collapse after a star power is used.
Beating up the audience is fine.
The audience somehow manages to go up to 100 floors underground, avoiding a ton of super powerful enemies that could kill them in one shot and watches you battle without a scratch.
Luigi can be in your audience and on his own adventure at the other side of the world all at once.
Running on stage is allowed
Throwing items and rocks and actors on stage is perfectly fine by Paper Mario standards.
Somehow, hundreds of people can fit into the well near Creepy Steeple.
Somehow, bosses are just allowed to eat the audience and use them as machine gun ammunition.
Somehow, a stage can be built in about two seconds flat with full theatre surrounding.
Somehow, they can build this stage anyway, on islands, in castles, in big trees, in forests, in wrestling arenas, in churches, in wells, on trains, in museums, on the moon, in the X Naut fortress, in the Palace of Shadow. And no planning control whatsoever.
The stage disappears after each battle.
The audience can somehow breathe on the moon.
X Nauts cheer for you as you beat up their leaders.
Other enemies cheer for you when you beat up their own species.
Anything goes on stage: Drop bombs, hurricanes, call in herds of Yoshis, eat enemies, fire missiles etc.
Your enemies just wait for you to attack, and unlike you, don't defend in battle.
Somehow, using stars to cause Earthquakes, blasting the stage to kingdom come and causing Supernovas is perfectly within health and safety rules.
The stage is equipped with flame throwers.
Somehow, the stage don't collapse after a star power is used.
Beating up the audience is fine.