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cheat-master30
8th April 2007, 03:34 PM
Below are some quotes from what you can hear the Crows in Twilight Town in Paper Mario 2 say, which in my opinion, kind of are very serious for such a supposedly light hearted series:

When will people wake up and realise that environmental problems won't go away?

No kidding. Air pollution, global warming, acid rain, the ozone layer depletion... They didn't start on their own and they aren't going to end on their own either.

Yeah. But I just don't see a solution at this rate of global population growth.

And:

Yea, verily I have decided! I will go on an epic journey! I will gather what light I can!

Though I am a mere crow, I cannot embark on such a quest in this darkness...

Very well, I will fly at dawn...

Will dawn ever come?

And the subtle cameo hilarity:

I'm thinking of starting a new pay site. It's going to be a real estate listings page I'll call Luigi's Mansion.

Other crow: Wow, that sounds good too! But I think I've heard that name before. You don't want rabid lawyers attacking you...

How can someone say that's light hearted?

Then again, the area looks like something from an old horror film in appearance, with the moon massive in background, the people like rag dolls and being transformed to 3D realistic pigs by a bell toll...

GenericMan121
8th April 2007, 03:42 PM
I've never played PM2 (only 1) but that seem completely out of any Mario game context. Especially the global warming one.

Symerwizkid22
8th April 2007, 06:28 PM
Global Warming may not be our problem. Scientists must agree 100% for a problem to be so to be considered a problem. Now it is a vote, a majority vote. But it still may not be our fault. It could be noones fault. Maybe we ARE like Einstein's theory of marbles on a huge carpet, slowly spinning in circles, getting closer to our source of life that will be our unending source of death.

Just a thought, not to scare anyone, but Einstein himself did state that.

cheat-master30
8th April 2007, 06:52 PM
Interesting theory about global warming there... It's weird this stuff is in a Mario game though.

Symerwizkid22
8th April 2007, 11:24 PM
haha it's true tho.
it explains a lot too.
many people are amazed at my theory.
it's how we could bend space... but that's a couple of years in the making:)

cheat-master30
8th April 2007, 11:25 PM
Yeah. I have another theory to say though (old philosophical theory thing), and that is 'Can we know anything as provable fact?'

cheat-master30
8th April 2007, 11:26 PM
Oh, and if you mean Einsteins Theory of Relativity, it's quite remarkable how he thought up that theory, and more so how few people can understand it.

Symerwizkid22
9th April 2007, 03:38 AM
Yes.
It seems to state that to bend space, you need to bend "nothing".
Just like a carpet, if you fold it so both sides touch you could get from any location to another over 100X quicker.
But how do you bend something that "doesn't exist??"

All great questions, with no near future answer.
For now, we are all just blaming ourselves:(

cheat-master30
9th April 2007, 11:53 AM
Okay... This topic has become strangely non Mario related by far...