Dimentio Quotes
Quotes from the favourite jester villain, Dimentio who is the true villain of Super Paper Mario and possibly even the writer of the Dark Prognosticus.
Now we must duel, like two gleaming banjos on a moonlit stoop!
Your blows are like miniature jackhammers wielded by tiny angry road workers!
Your nostrils, they flare out like the hood of a hissing cobra!
And so I strike, like an unseen dodgeball in an echoing gymnasium!
Let it begin with you, as you wallow in helplessness like upside-down turtles!
Now you and this robotic guardian can spend some quality time... Yes, quality snack time! When he snacks... on you! For you... ARE the snack!
Ah! Once again we meet, like two angry, burly dinosaurs with terrible indigestion!
And so I arrive, like a sudden windstorm at a kindergarden picnic!
…Don’t believe me? But trust, it is the tasty paste that holds civilization together! How does this strike you? Defeat the count and I will give you a very rare card. Does that entice you?
Ah ha ha. So! At long last, you’ve come to play, like late-sleeping toddlers!
The forlorn group of heroes, how they cry! The tears flow like sad chowder!
You are like a sad, meager sack that has deflated and lost all of it’s trust! Perhaps a signed bottle of my fragrance, 'Demented by Dimentio', will sway you? People will stand in ovation whenever you enter a room! Now will you fight with me?
That sucking sound is your free will being plunged from the toilet of your mind!
If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for the greatest magic show you'll EVER see!
