Funny Super Mario RPG Psychopath Thoughts
In case you're wondering, Psychopath is an attack in Super Mario RPG that lets you see thoughts of your enemies. Most of these are generally rather trivial things, but in the classic Mario RPG style, many are rather funny, albeit every day thoughts which make the enemies even more silly!
Count Down
In case you really needed to know, he's a gigantic factory clock found in Smithy's Factory/The Factory area in Super Mario RPG.
"We're into overtime!"
Exor
That gigantic sword you see stuck in Bowser's Castle in the game's logo.
"Gotta mow the lawn soon."
Smithy's Troops
Who seem to oddly be thinking of work quite a bit and the idea of getting promoted...
Yaridovich
"My promotion's at stake!"
Clerk
"10 years I've been here!"
Manager
"25 years of working, sigh."
Director
"I just lost EVERYTHING!"
Funny Other Character's Thoughts
Big Boo
He doesn't like being looked at, because Boos only attack when Mario faces the other way,..
"Stop staring at me!"
Chain Chomp
"Workin' on a chain gang"
Lakitu
"Why do people hate me? I GUESS I'm evil."
Fire Crystal
"I gotta vacuum tonight!"
Octovader
"I'm a part time typist!"
King Bomb
(Oh how ironic)
"I LIVE to explode!"
