More Paper Mario 2 Humour
Joke Phone Calls
The local time is now............................. Snack time?
The weather in Glitzville today will be sunny with a chance of more sun.
It's above the clouds, stupid.
Hello? Hello? Hello? Hello? Helloooooooo? Helloooooooo! HELLOOOOOOO!
HELLOOOOOO!
Hi, am I the 987, 034th caller? Did I win the free tickets?
Reporter Text
Whoa, hold up a sec' Champ! FLASH! FLASH! OK, got it!... Huh? What's this? There in the background... Looks like a guy in a green hat with a mustache... Is that... Is that a GHOST?!? Whoa! I ain't paid enough for stuff like this! Brr...
Random Guys
The Great Mustache never loses! I wanna be like you! How do I grow a mustache?
FIGHT YOU LOSER! When I catch a good fight, I go home and beat the heck out of my pillow!
Crow Quotes from Twilight Town
Crow Conversation 1
When will people wake up and realise that environmental problems won't go away?
No kidding. Air pollution, global warming, acid rain, the ozone layer depletion... They didn't start on their own and they aren't going to end on their own either.
Yeah. But I just don't see a solution at this rate of global population growth.Crow Conversation 2
Yea, verily I have decided! I will go on an epic journey! I will gather what light I can!
Though I am a mere crow, I cannot embark on such a quest in this darkness...
Very well, I will fly at dawn...
Will dawn ever come?
Crow Conversation 3
I'm thinking of starting a new pay site. It's going to be a real estate listings page I'll call Luigi's Mansion.
Other crow: Wow, that sounds good too! But I think I've heard that name before. You don't want rabid lawyers attacking you...
Crow Conversation 4
A little birdie told me that the princess of the Mushroom Kingdom got kidnapped again.
They must have her locked up safe and sound somewhere far away, huh?
But still...
That Peach is cute and all. But come ON...
Any girl that gets kidnapped every weekend is just going to break your heart y' know...
Not that Mario ever gets sick of saving her. That guy is a total glutton for punishment...
Crow Conversation 5
Oh Maude, you won't believe it... My little Ronnie did very poorly on his SATS..
And he tried so very hard...
And we spent so very much...
Crow 2: Now Flo, don't you ever get down on yourself, now. He can try again, can't he?
Can't he? Flo, are you listening to me?
Flo... You look peaked...