Francis/Fort Francis Quotes and Jokes
Note: This is like 1/1000th of all the humour in this chapter of Super Paper Mario. We won't ever have all quotes, because it would take far too long. Oh, and these quotes so remind me of nerds on message boards on the internet...
Joke Items:
Harder Than Bedrawk: The Rawk Hawk Story
Larry Koopa: Zombie Heartbreaker.
Cyborg Wart
The Grodus Chronicles
Starship X-Naut: Space Bloops
The Blubbening
Francis Quotes
Nerrrr herrr herrr herrrrrr! This is so hi-technicaaaaaal!
The digibutter.nerr forum guys will be sooo jealous when I post these shots online!
Schweet...
A REAL girl in my room! This is so hi-technicaaaal!
Activating swoon.exe
Passion level went up!
Stress level went down!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY GRAPHICS CAAAAAAARD!
So you've come to steal Francine?
Nerrr! Can't see me? That's cause my invisibility powers are hi-technical!
HOT BABE IN ROOM!
Quiz Questions
Starship X-Naut comics are never to be removed from their plastic sleeves!
Role-playing games should be no less than 180 hours long, not counting side quests!
Video game soundtracks are totally hi-technicaaaaaaa1!
Episode 127 of the Grodus Chronicles is pretty much the schweetest thing ever.
One day, I will own all of the Starship X-Naut Series 3 collectible action figures.
Key accepted, meow!
Meeeooooow!
Video games and hot babes are totally hi-technicaaaaa1!
If it's limited edition, buy it!
I have bought games that I have never played.
If it's got fierce giant robot on giant robot combat, it's an insta-buy!
They're NOT DOLLS. They're ACTION FIGURES WITH REAL FIRE-PUNCHING ACTION.
I have dumped a friend over an argument about Starship X-Naut propulsion technology.
A schweet cover illustration is way more important than the story line.
Never pull the top copy from a pile of comics! Find the mint-condition one!
My first love was an anime character!
I love going on message boards and complainingn about games I've never played!
Swoon.exe stuff
Premium Action Figure
Vintage Cyborg Wart Comic
OOP Anime Illustration Book
Best Anime Anthems Mix Tape
Limited-Edition DVD Set
Schweet New Video Game
Rare Card Collectiom
Pink Princess Signed Poster