Goomba Trooper Goes to the Mushroom Kingdom
Bowser:GENERAL HAMMER BRO!
General Hammer Bro:Yes sir?
Bowser:Get me Goomba Troopa.
Goomba Troopa:What do you want?
Bowser:A pizza.
Goomba Troopa:THATS IT! I quit!
Bowser:Nice poem.
Goomba Troopa:What? That wasn't a poem.
*Goomba Troopa walks away*
*Goomba Troopa sees poster on side of building*
Poster:Join Mario and Luigi's fight against Bowser. Call 1-800-AntiBowser
Goomba Troopa:I should help Mario and Luigi,but first i should get a new name.
Later
Goomba Troopa:So my new name is Troopa Goomba,wait...
Later
Troopa Goomba:So my new name is Bowser,wait...
Later
Bowser/Goomba Troopa:I now have a regular name, Carl, now lets call Mario and Luigi.
Phone:RING!
*Toad picks up*
Toad:Hello, would you you like to join the army to fight Bowser?
Carl:Why else would I be calling.
Toad:Now I need your first name.
Carl:Its Carl
Toad:Last name?
Carl:I'm a Mario character, do I even have one?
Toad:Good point.
Toad:Now go to Peaches Castle and ask for Mario and tell him your joining the army.
Carl:I'll go right now.
Previously:Goomba Troopa quit his job to defeat Mario, and instead joined him. Where we left off he got his new name (Carl) and headed to see Mario to be in his army.
doorbell: DING DONG!
*A toad opens the door*
Carl:I'm uh...here for a job in the army.
toad : Come in, I'll get Mario!
*Carl sits on a couch*
Mario:So,first you must go through training. Come with me to my backyard.
*They go out side*
Mario:Get in that Arwing.
Mario:First you must...Do a barrel roll!
Carl:What?
Mario:Press Z or R.
*Carl does a barrel roll*
Carl:This is fun!
Mario:You have enemies on your tail, do a loop!
*Carl does a loop*
Carl:WEEEEEE-wait? Isn't this from starfox.
Mario:Uh, maybe. Who cares you passed.
Mario:Heres a machine gun.
Mario:Now see that target over there, right next to toad.
Carl:Yes.
Mario:Shoot it!
toad :AHHHH, MY EYE!
Mario: close enough.
Mario:You passed all training. Now go see Luigi,he will take you to Bomb-Bomb Battlefield to help the Bomb-Bomb buddies.
*Carl goes to Luigi*
Luigi:Tomorrow meet me here at 5:00 military time, for now on you only use military time, a plane will be here get in it. Clear?
Carl:Yes
