Hero Novel

-------------Chapter 1
-------------The Welcoming Party

Kirby received a map in the mail. It showed an odd place that seemed familiar. He asked Rob, the ferryman, of what it was. He told Kirby that it was a place full of thugs and crooks. "I can take you there," Rob said, "But it is very dangerous."

"I know," Kirby replied, "I just feel obliged to go."

"Well, if you say so. I'll be ready in a couple minutes." Rob searched around. "Here, talk with this guy." Rob pulled Simon, Kirby's Yourspace friend, over.

"Hey, watch it! I'm very sensitive." Simon explained to Rob.

"Hey, Simon!" Kirby shouted.

"Oh, hi there, Kirby," Simon replied, "So, I got a Friend Request from Doat's band."

"Aw, no, really?" Kirby said surprisingly.

"Yeah! And they are terrible!" Simon said with disgust, "But, what can I do? Do I, like, reject the request?"

"Oh, no way! He'll find you! Just like he found me. You can never reject one of his requests."

"Yeah, but, they're not my friends. I need to pretend they're my friends just so we don't have an awkward moment? This is why I hate Yourspace!"

"Yeah, well," Kirby thought for a moment, "Well, what difference does it make? You only have 60 friends. I have like 400 friends, heh..."

"Great, Kirby."

"Have you seen that list?"

"Yes..." Simon was getting annoyed.

"Hey, guys!" a whiny, cracked voice said.

"Oh, hey, Doat," said Kirby.

"Why haven't you accepted my friend request, Simon?" Doat asked in an especially whiny voice.

Simon was starting to sweat. "I-I, uh, I-I'm, uh, gonna get to it."

Kirby got out of the awkward conversation by saying, "Look at the time, I gotta go, bye!" and leaving.

"Don't you leave me here!" Simon desperately said. But, Kirby had left. Poor Simon had to deal with Doat alone.

Kirby had gotten to the port when Rob said, "Kirby, your boat's here!"

"Yay!" Kirby shouted loudly.

"Kirby," a faint voice said. "Kirby!"

"Huh? School already? But, it's onlammaa!" Kirby started to drift back to sleep.

"KIRBY!!"

"Yes, Sargent Hoppenheffer!" Kirby shouted as he woke up.

"Uh, it's Rob." Rob said flatly, "The town you spoke of is in view." They arrived at their destination safely. Kirby couldn't remember anything about the ride. Maybe he had too much Sunkist Float? Nah... Anyway, Kirby got off the ship and started to walk to the town gate, when suddenly.

"Aaaahh, don't touch me!" There was some commotion going on at the port! Kirby looked over and saw a small Popopo with a doctor-like hat and a big Popopo with big eyebrows pointing in the letter "V."

"Oh, knock it off!" the V-brow man said, "I know you were asking around about the Crystal Squares! Now, I'm doing the asking!"

Kirby didn't realize that it was a bad guy, good guy situation and decided to ask them for directions. "Excuse me, I'm lo-" The doctor hat boy, or girl ran behind Kirby.

"I'm not gonna tell you!" He, or she exclaimed.

"Who do you think you are, trying to foil my plans?! Oh, you're in a world of hurt, pink guy!" the V-brow man angrily said.

Looks like the random people around the port get to see a fight? Maybe...

END

Post your comments on the chapter here! I will try to update this as much as possible. Also, note, this is kinda a mix between suspense and comedy.

--------------------Chapter 2
--------------------The Town Streets

"Your gonna taste my Bump With Crump!" the V-brow man said. Judging from his name, his name is probably Bump.

"Come on, Pinky, hit him with your hammer!" The doctor boy said.

Kirby goes up to Bump and swings his hammer at him. Bump hardly feels any damage, but he thinks it's time to call in backup. "Hmm... V-Nauts, get them!" V-Nauts, little paid, Popopo servants, come raining down. The doctor boy pulls Kirby away from the V-Nauts' landing.

"C'mon, let's get outta here!" the doctor boy said to Kirby. You know what? I think the doctor boy is a doctor girl. Anyway...

"I don't like to be pulled." Kirby said dizzily.

"C'mon!" the doctor girl exclaimed. With that, the doctor girl and Kirby ran away from the scene.

"Hey, V-Nauts, wait!" Bump shouted. "Johnson, you see where they went?"

"Eh, no, Lord Bump," Johnson meekly replied.

"Aw, crud, they bolted!"

"I think we lost them," the doctor girl said.

"Are you a doctor?" Kirby dumbly asked with big, round eyes.

"No! I'm an archaeologist! This hat is a light! And in case you're wondering, I'm Kirble, a boy." Oh, she's a he! I forgot!

"Well, I'm looking for someone," Kirby ignored Kirble, "He's Mono McBrow. He gave me this map." Ah! A Star Fox reference!! I mean, Kirby holds out the map he got in the mail.

"Ooh, we should show that to Professor Clink. He's smart, he'll know what to do." Kirby and Kirble then walked to Clink's house, with Kirble telling Kirby where to go.

But, someone comes running up and bumps into Kirby. "Oops! Sorry, sucker!" The man runs away, hurriedly.

"Hey, Kirby, wake up! That jerk just stole half your coins!"

"HEY!!" Kirby screams and rushes after the guy.

"Heh, what a rube!" The thief says to himself.

Then, Kirby comes running up and shouts, "GIMME MAH COINS!!!11!!11!"

"Here!" The thief quickly gives the money back. Then says, "Let me give you some advice, even the innocent looking are thieves." But, Kirby ran off without listening. "Yeah, real polite," the thief says to himself.

Kirby walks back to where he was. Kirble comes out of a house and says, "Kirby, in here!" Kirby comes in and sees a Popopo with swirly glasses. "Kirby, this is Professor Clink." Kirble motions his hands over to the Popopo with swirly glasses.

"Well-a, hi there, flaivin'!" Clink happily greets. "You are Kirble, right?"

"Yup, that's me!" Kirble says with pride.

"And this pink gahowving is..." Clink says with a short pause. Kirby strikes a pose with one hand in the air and a big smile on his face. "Uhm, who is he?" Clink asks after the pause. When hearing this, Kirby is set off balance and falls on the floor.

"Professor Clink, he's Kirby! You know, the famous pink Popopo?" Kirble says surprised.

"Well how am I supposed to know everyone for glaiving out loud?" Clink replies.

Clink explains everything about the map and what Kirby should do between the end of this chapter and the start of the next.

END

In case you haven't noticed, Clink is based off of Professor Frink of the Simpsons. Well, at least his speech is.

-----------------------Chapter 3
-----------------------The Path to Take

Clink had just finished explaining where to go. "So, we just need to go to the Pedestal," Clink calmly says, "We just use a Portal Pipe to get there."

"Don't you mean a Warp P-" Kirby is cut off by Clink, who screams:

"THAT'S A COPYRIGHTED NAME!!!! If you say that, we'll be sued by lawyers and that's not good, no."

"OK, OK! Let's just go," Kirby says. Kirby and Kirble follow Clink to the Pedestal. They find themselves in a big room with a big door and a pedestal looking object. "Is that the Pedestal?" Kirby asks.

"I'm sure I don't need to answer that, you silly crazy," Clink replies. "Now get on the Pedestal. Something good should happen." Kirby walks over and stands on the Pedestal. Kirby's map floats out of his hand and into the air above Kirby. It then flashes brightly and drifts lazily back to Kirby's hand.

"Guys, my map changed!" Kirby shouts.

"Let's go back to my house, so I can study it there," Clink says. With that, they go back to Clink's house and Clink lectures Kirby and Kirble about what to do next. "...and that's all there is for you to do. Hey... Hey! Don't you guys sleep! Were you listening?!" Clink shouts.

"Yes, Professor Logan!" Kirby shouts as he wakes up.

"How about you glivingings go to Stemburg?" Clink asks.

"We're on our way, Wolfe!" Kirby says, still half asleep.

Kirby and Kirble arrive at Stemburg and meet up with the town official. "Hey." Kirby greets.

"Oh, hi," the official says, "We don't get many visitors here. What brings you here, to Stemburg?"

"Woah, that's not the line you guys usually use here." Kirble says.

"Sorry, but an evil scientist is tormenting us. He's at his castle,"

"I'll take the case!" Kirby shouts. Realizing he used a quote from Harvey, he quickly corrects himself, "Ah! I mean, I'll stop him! Yeah..."

"You'll need Rock Keys to get up to his castle," the official replies, ignoring Kirby's mistake.

"To get where?" Kirby must've forgot already.

The official was getting annoyed. "To get to his castle. Where else?"

But, Kirby disappeared. Where could he have gone? Find out next time in- "Hey, Kirble, what are ya doin'?! I know where the Rock Keys are!" Kirby shouts from a few yards away.

OK, so, next time, we see how Kirby finds those Rock Keys!

END

-------------------------Chapter 4
-------------------------The Rock Keys

Kirby and Kirble are about to go into a fortress where the Rock Keys are being held. "Let's go!" Kirby shouts. Kirby starts to run when someone screams.

"WAIT!!!!" shouts someone. "Sorry for yelling, and all, but... I'm Kirbs and... uh... Well, I... tried to comm, um..." Kirbs couldn't get the words out. He was struggling to muster up the courage. "......................uh... I........................................... Just forget me, bye!" Kirbs then runs off, back to Stemburg.

"...Ooooookay, what was his beef, huh?" Kirble says. After that, Kirble and Kirby go in the fortress. In that fortress, lies a statue, that looks somewhat like a brownie with a face.

Kirby's not a smart cookie, so he says, "Hiii, Statue!" Kirble makes a face that shows his distaste in Kirby's logic.

The statue starts to talk! It says, "W-Whuh? Who's there? Hm? Some pink guy? Alright, you probably want the Rock Keys so, we're gonna play the Super Fun Quawk Quiz! Alright, here's your question, Pinky: Where is the one, and only, Emerald Star?"

Kirby asks a question, instead of answering :no: , "What's an Emerald Star?"

That was obviously not right :facepalm ,"EEEEEEH! Wrong answer!" The brownie brick statue says, "Time to play the Pain Game!"

"Aw, Quawk." Kirby says in dismay. Then, two rock-like orbs fall from the ceiling and hit Kirby and Kirble on the head. The two then rub their heads, trying to relieve the small pain.

"WHAT?!?! How'd you survive?!" the brownie brick statue doesn't seem to understand how they survived. Even though, it was just a small bump. "Grrr...Fine! You can have the Rock Keys. They're what should've killed you. Stupid rules..."

"YAY!!!" Kirby shouts out in joy. The two then run off to put the Rock Keys into the artifacts I forgot to mention they saw when they arrived in Stemburg. A hole then appears.

Of course, Kirby doesn't get it, and says, "Now what?"

Kirble does a :facepalm and jumps into the hole. "Oh, now I get it!" Kirby says and jumps down into the hole!

Thus starts the first segment, "CUBIX VENTURE."

END

-----------------------Chapter 5
-----------------------Cubix Venture

"This is his castle, huh? Let's-" Before Kirby can finish, that familiar voice screams again.

"WAIT!!!!!!!!!" It's Kirbs! "Hey, uh...I... need do, uh, to, um...I almost, um... commit...uh..." He was struggling with his words again. He then closes his eyes and shouts, "OH, PLEASE, LET ME COME WITH YOU TO FIGHT MOOKTIR!!!!!!"

He calms down and explains, "You see, my dad went to fight Mooktir, but he never came back, so I-"

Kirbs is cut short because Kirby rudely interrupts, "Who's Mooktir? What are you looking at, audience? I don't know!" He broke the 4th wall...

Kirbs meekly replies, "Mooktir's the scientist." He then finishes his sentence, "-want to finish what he started. For his sake... For everyone's sake." Kirby then lets out a yawn. Wow, he's just rude today! "So, please, can I come with you?" Kirbs asks, ignoring Kirby's ignorance.

Kirby replies,"Nope, sorry." HOW AWFULLY RUDE! Kirby's being a real douche!

"What?!" Kirbs asks shocked, "You mean I...I can't go?!"

"C'mon, you can go!" Kirby replies. What an awful prank!

"Really?! Oh, thank you thankyourthankyouthankyou!! Youwon'tregretit!" Kirbs says quickly.

Kirby then finishes his sentence, "-go!" And Kirby and co. go into the castle hallway.

"It'll only take a few minutes," Kirbs says with confidence.

"I can complete Banjo-Kazooie without dieing," Mooktir says, "I can complete Perfect Dark on the hardest difficulty settings. I can even beat Mario Kart Wii on Mirror Cup by using the Wii Wheel! But, for some odd reason, I can't solve this darned Cubix Cube!!!"

Mooktir's been trying to solve the Cubix Cube for weeks now. "Augh! This thing'll be the death of me!!" He says angrily. "Hm?"

"*pant* *pant* Yeah, few, *gasp* minutes," Kirby says tiredly. Kirby quickly gathers himself and says to Mooktir, "We're here to stop you!"

"NOT NOW!!" Mooktir screams. "This is really confusing!"

Kirby's team all let out a long sigh.

END

---------------------Chapter 6
---------------------What They're Doing

"Hey, Mooktir," Kirbs says, "I'm good at puzzles, let me try."

"Fine, here!" Mooktir hands it over. There's no way he can solve that thing. Mooktir thinks.

"Done!" Kirbs says with pride. He solved the Cubix Cube! He must be smart! Then the the Cube grows a little bigger and floats over to Kirby.

"It's the Crystal Square!" Kirble shouts. Kirby takes the Square and puts it in his "bottomless pocket."

So, Kirby got the Crystal Square in an unexpected way. The evil Mooktir decided to take a vacation to Dolphic Isle. But, Kirby still doesn't know the whereabouts of Mono McBrow. Where could he be?

"Hmm... So this is what it's like to be kidnapped?" Mono said to himself. "I always thought it was more dramatic." Then, a V-Naut Elite comes up behind him. "Who are you?" Mono asks.

"You can call me CET. I really shouldn't do this, but here!" CET hands over a Creamy Punch. "It's a Creamy Punch." Well, duh...

"Creamy?" Mono asks.

"Yes, Creamy. Now, I'll just disappear mysteriously." And then CET disappears mysteriously. Mono just stares at his Creamy Punch, reading the nutrition facts.

"Hey, Won!" Penga shouts, "Mono was seen walking in a park!"

"What do I care?!" Won replies angrily. Won is a black Popopo with an eye-patch looking thing on his left eye. It was a comms device. Anyway... "Are you gonna tell me every time he blows his nose?!"

Penga meekly says, "Uhm... Actually yes... He sneezed in that park." Won was not amused. He gave Penga the usual, "Get the Freak Out" stare. "And then he was abducted by some weirdo!" Penga finished.

"Said what?!" Won was surprised by this, "Who'd do that?! I'm getting to the bottom of this..."

"May I come with?" Penga asked politely.

"No way! I'm saving Mono myself!"

"Why would you save Mono?" Penga was confused.

"I will be the one to take him down!" Won replied with an evil smirk.

The map flashed, like before, and went lazily back into Kirby's hand. Kirby and Kirble went straight back to Clink. "Wahiven!" Clink exclaimed.

"The next square's in Foggy Woods, blivy!" Clink said with excitement.

"What's with your eyes?" Kirby asked out of context.

Clink ignored him and continued, "There's a pipe that leads to the Foggy Woods. Bon-Voyageiyavie!"

"Way to answer my question." Kirby said with sarcasm.

"Augh, they're glasses, OK foolish person?" Clink replied angrily.

"OK, then, let's go!" Kirby said. Kirby, Kirble, and Kirbs started off to Foggy Woods. What will happen there? Find out.

END

-------------Chapter 6
-------------Bump's Foggy Revenge Part One

Kirby's team arrive at the Foggy woods. "This is the Foggy Woods," Kirble explains, "The woods are black and white because of a lack of sunlight. But the plants and animals here managed to adapt to it. The Foggy Tree, which is where the Crystal Square should be, is to the East."

Kirby looks around, then asks, "You got a compass?"

Blurr is getting ready for her afternoon constitutional. "Alright, I'm almost ready," she says to herself, "No I just need my lucky... *gasp* Oh, no! It's gone!!!"

Kirby's team is walking east when Kirby notices something on the ground and shouts, "Oh, no! LOOK!! A penny!" But before he puts away the penny, Blurr comes running up and shouts, "STOP!!! That's my lucky penny!"

Kirby realizes his mistake and quickly gives it back, "Oops, sorry, here!"

"Thank you," Blurr pauses to think, "OK, I'll give you the pleasure of my presence!"

"What?" Kirby is confused. But, it means that, whether Kirby likes it or not, Blurr joined Kirby's team. "Aw..." Kirby says when he figures this out.

"Duh huh huh huh!" Bump laughs maniacally, "I'll get that Crystal Square in no time at all!"

"Bump, dude!" a V-Naut shouts to Bump, "Here's that Crystal Square."

"Yes! Excellent! Let us leave!" As Bump and the other V-Nauts leave, Kirby's team gets in there way.

"You're not going anywhere!" Kirby shouts.

"YES!!" Bump shouts with much excitement, "This is going exactly as the Bump had planned! Ahem, you're not getting away with my Crystal Square! I'll..." Bump hesitates, "Uhm... My memory's all foggy."

Bump tries to come up with a good filler, "Uh, de... ah, hmm... Uh, oh, Spaghettios!"

Blurr interjects, "I do believe when you forget your lines, you say, 'ERROR! Message could not be loaded!' It's always worked for me."

"Oh, right," Bump then exclaims, "ERROR!!!! Message could not be loaded!" He then takes out a Time Bomb Remote!

"You wouldn't dare!!" Kirbs says, shocked.

Bump puts on his, "serious" face and says, "I most certainly would! Duh huh huh huh!"

TO BE CONTINUED... IMMEDIATELY

Haha! I put in a movie reference! Free oatmeal cookie to whomever guesses the movie reference correctly! Anyway...

---------------Chapter 7
---------------Bump's Foggy Revenge Part Two

Bump presses the button and ticking is heard throughout the Foggy Tree. "Not good." Kirby says with dismay. They have 300 seconds.

Bump says, "And now..." he then runs away with the other V-Nauts, "RUN, V-NAUTS!!!!"

"This is definitely not good." Blurr says with dismay as well. Kirby then notices Bump dropped the Crystal Square.

"Yahoo!" Kirby grabs the Crystal Square.

Kirby got the Crystal Square...But he must deactivate that bomb before he can celebrate.

"Another job well done..." Kirby says calmly.

"Kirby, what about the bomb?" Kirble asks.

"Eh, I don't really like this place, anyway." Kirby's team give Kirby an angry stare.

"Fine..." Kirby reluctantly says. Kirby and co. then search for where the bomb could be. About 100 seconds later, they find it. They have 115 seconds left.

"Found it!" Kirby exclaims, "Now... Which wire do I rip?"

"My guess is the red one," Kirbs suggests.

"Which red one? There are like, 60 red ones!" Kirby says rudely. Kirby gives a long stare. "Can't we just leave and never come back?" Kirby asks.

A nearby Puni says, "Jerk."

"What was that?" Kirby asks.

"That was a Puni, they live here. Which is why we can't have that bomb blow!" Kirble replies.

Kirby then thinks a really long time. "Man, those Bomb Squad people make it look so easy," Kirby says, trying to break the tension. 40 seconds!

"Hmmm... Yellow... No, no... Maybe, nah..." Kirby says to himssef, trying to come up with which wire to rip. 10 seconds!

Blurr realizes the short amount of time left and screams, "JUST PICK ONE KIRBY!!!"

"DAH!!!" Kirby shouts as he rips out a wire. A very messed up sounding noise omits from the bomb. The bomb starts to sweat, and then starts a long beep.

"It's probably, uh, disarmed?" Kirby says in denial. What'll happen next? I'm not gonna reveal it just yet.

TO BE CONTINUED...

OK, maybe I will...

---------------------Chapter 8
---------------------To See the Don

"I'm glad you disarmed that bomb, Kirby." Kirble says, with relief. "Now, let's go to that pedestal!" Kirby managed to disarm the bomb. How? The wire he ripped was the correct one, how else?

Kirby and co. arrive at the pedestal. Kirby's map changes. But, the new location on the map is in the air. "Hm? How's it in the air? Does it float or something?" Kirbs asks, "Well, we should show that to Clink."

"Laiving!!" Clink exclaims loudly, "The next square's in Blitsville!"

"Oh, my God!" Kirble says with shock, "Blitsville?! The place where all those cool bouts are?!"

"Yes, the very same, I say for flasvin'." Clink says, "Though, there is an... obstacle in the way. You need to ride the Cheap Blimp."

"Cheap Blimp? How's that a problem?" Blurr asks, "Is it a faulty aircraft?"

"No, no, it's more of an ironic matter, my friends," Clink replies, "The only way to board it, is if you have a ticket. And getting that ticket is by going to the west side of town and speaking with Don Po. His office is in the shop in the west town, there, yes."

"C'mon, let's go!!!" Kirby shouts.

*bang* *bang* Someone is hitting the wall in the other house and says, "Hey! Keep it down in zere! I'm trying to vork on my art!" The guy must have some French accent.

Ignoring the guy, Kirby's Team walks to the West Town Shop. In there, Kirby asks the shopkeeper, "We'd like to see Don Po."

"OK, then..." the shopkeeper says quietly, "What's your favorite colour?"

"Red." Kirby replies.

"Oh, no!" The shopkeeper shouts, "That's not the right question at all! Try again... What colour's your mustache?"

Kirby starts to think. The rest of Kirby's Team put on confused faces. Kirby has no mustache! What's this guy pulling? Kirbs thinks.

Kirby then answers, "Yellow." Kirby's Team is completely baffled by this.

"Yup, you check out." the shopkeeper says, "The answer is yellow. The door to Don Po's office is unlocked."

Kirby and co. walk into Don Po's office. Kirble asks, "Kirby, how'd you know it was yellow?"

"Easy! I guessed." The team then makes faces. Clearly, they are shocked.

They then walk into Don Po's office.

END

Yeah... No comment.

----------------------Chapter 9
----------------------The Don's Favor

Upon entering Do Po's office, Kirby absent mindly shouts, "Hey, Don Po!"

"OK, who let did bozzo in here?!" the Don asks angrily.

"Well, I need something," Kirby says calmly.

"I won't be gettin' you anyting!" Don Po says, "My daughter eloped wit my closest understudy. I'm in a real bad-"

Kirby interrupts,"I'll go find 'em!"

"Hm, notin to lose. OK, you better find dem, quick!"

"Wait, Boss!" Don Po's associate shout, "How can you trust a guy like dis? Send me instead!"

"QUIET!" Don Po shouts, "It's 'cause of numskulls like you, I have to ask dis nobody for help!"

"Nobody?" Kirby asks sadly.

"Now, find 'em and bring 'em here! If you can't bring 'em, at least tell me where they are! Understand?"

"Got it!" Kirby says. Kirby and co. walk out.

When Kirby opens the door, Don Po threatens, "And if you don't, your luck will turn HORRIBLE!"

When Kirby and co. exit the shop, Kirby says, "We better find them! My luck is bad enough! I can't afford horrible luck!"

"I dare say I have a good feeling about the port." Blurr says.

"Why must you wear those glasses?" Fran asks.

"Aw, Crumpet Cake, you know how sensitive my eyes-" Frank stops because he sees an odd looking pink Popopo, "-are..."

"Who are you?" Fran asks.

"I'm Kirby. You see, Don Po-"

Kirby is cut off by Fran who says to Frank, "Franklette! Daddy's looking for us!"

"Franny Pie, don't call me Franklette. And we should see the Boss. He's probably worried."

"What?! What about our love?! It's the only thing keeping me out of the Insanes Forum! Don't you love me?!"

"Aw, of course I do, Planning Franning!"

"Good! Then we're getting on that boat!" Fran looks at her watch. "The boat that's 15 minutes late!"

"But the Boss! Oh, fine, crazy dame!"

"Tee hee! That means you can't tell Daddy about us, OK, Kirby?"

Kirby and co. walk away out of their earshot and Blurr says,"This doesn't look good. And I don't think my lucky penny will help."

"Aw, we're screwed, huh?" Kirby says with dismay.

END

Adding new chapter, yay!

-------------------Chapter 10
-------------------The Clean Truth

"Hey, Don Po," Kirby quietly says.

"Oh, good, yer back." Don Po replies, "Tell me, you know where my Fran 'n' Frank are?"

"Well, I'll tell you the truth," Kirby says calmly, "The clean truth. Heh, I knew I could fit that in. Anyway... Yeah... I can't tell you that."

"Oh, I must be goin' deaf!" Don Po says angrily, "I could of sworn you said you couldn't tell me. You know, you got a lotta nerve going all the up here to tell me dat. And now... you'll be in a world of hurt!"

"WAIT!!!!" Fran shouts as she runs into the room with Frank. "Daddy, don't be so harsh! I'm the one who wanted to elope! Punish me"

"No, I'm de one who let Frandle Dandle talk me into it! I should've played tough love! It's my fault for dis mess!"

"No! It's me! Punish me!!!" Fran shouts desparately.

"No, stop! I'm the bad egg! I should be punished!"

"DAD!"

"BOSS!"

"DAD!!!!"

"BOSS!!!!"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"QUIET!" Don Po shouts, "You know what? Just go! I'm fine with you eloping, OK? Take good care of each other."

"What really?" Fran asks, "Oh, thanks, Daddy!"

"Yeah, thanks, Daddy! Err, wait what? I mean, Boss!" Frank adds in. With that, Fran and Frank leave to the port.

Kirby asks Don Po a question, "Excuse me, I ha-"

Don Po interrupts him, "Hey, you still here? Well, you got my newlyweds to come back so, here. Tickets to the Cheap Blimp." Don Po reaches in his desk drawer and pulls out a special ticket for the Cheap Blimp.

Kirby takes it and holds it high in the air with a big smile. "Hey, don't do that, you look like a kid!" Don Po says.

Kirby's Team arrive at the famed Blitsville. "Uhm, how is this place floating in the air?" Kirby asks.

"Many really fast spinning fans," Kirble replies.

"That doesn't make any sense. Every time I try to float with fans, I always land on my face," Kirby says. Everyone gets quiet. Awkward... "Uh, so, where're the bouts you mentioned?" Kirby asks.

"Through those doors!" Kirble replies.

Kirby runs up to the glass doors. *smack* Kirby rams into the glass doors, thinking the doors weren't there. "Kirby, uh, you worry me, sometimes." Kirbs says.

END

--------------------Chapter 11
--------------------Sign Up for the Pit

"Hey, look, a match is starting!" Kirble says with excitement.

"For this here match, we have the Ponator!" the announcer, Allen, says. The Ponator walks up to the ring, which is just a square platform elevated slightly higher than the ground. "He's trying to overthrow the reigning champ, who is entering now! He is, Rock Hock!"

A big, yellow Popopo enters the ring. He is wearing a belt with a familiar looking square hooked on it. "Hey, Kirble," Kirbs asks, "isn't that a Crystal Square?"

"Yeah, it is." Kirble replies. Kirby and co. leave the roon to discuss what to do next, "What should we do?" Kirble asks, "We can't steal that thing, can we? What should we do?"

Kirby uses his Lifeshark and activates the "Savestate" code. "F5 Savestate!" Kirby shouts. "Let's steal that thing!" Kirby says.

"Oh, now that was a whuppin'!" Allen says, "Our winner and champ, Rock Hock, defeated the Ponator!"

"Hey, you!" Kirby screams from the crowds, then runs up to the Hock. "We're gonna steal that belt of yours!" When Kirby finishes his sentence, he realizes that Rock Hock is twice the size of Kirby. "Ohh... uh... F7 Loadstate!!"

"Let's battle to the top!" Kirby shouts.

"OK, that sounds good," Blurr says, "There must be a novice sign up here, hm?" Kirby and co. walk to a security guard blocking the door to the locker rooms.

"I'm going to sign up for the Blits Pit!" Kirby says. "And these are my roadies."

"Hey, we're your sidekicks!" Kirble says angrily.

"Uh, yeah, sure, so let me in!" Kirby says.

"OK, you and your roadies can go in. Allen's room is down the hall, the red door, can't miss it." the security guard says.

Allen is looking at a paper. It seems to be blueprints for a machine. "Oh, yeah, I love this thing." Allen says to himself. Then, Kirby and his roadies- Hm? Sorry... Kirby and his "sidekicks" barge into the room, scaring Allen.

"Hey, ey, we knock around here, folks!" Allen says, quickly hiding his paper into his desk.

Kirby replies, "I'm a new fighter and these are my ro-"

Kirble cuts Kirby off and says, "Sidekicks! We're his sidekicks!"

"Oh, sweet! I always have time for a fighter and his roadies." Allen says. Kirble stares angrily at Kirby.

"What?" Kirby asks, cluelessly.

"Kirby, you must sign this here contract. It's the standard stuff." Allen says. He then gives Kirby a Deluxe Fighter Contract.

Kirby, without reading it, signs the contract and hands it over to Allen. "Good, now if you get hurt in any way, I won't be held responsible!" Allen says happily.

"Heh, that'll teach ya, Kirby." Kirble says.

END

No comment for comic.

------------------Chapter 12
------------------Kirby's First Match

"Hmm... Kirby, huh?" Allen says. "That's nice, but it lacks the fighter charm. I think a better fight moniker for you would be the Great Gonzales!"

"That's a copyrighted name though. It's against the law to infringe someone else's work." Kirbs says calmly.

"I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!" Allen screams. "Uh, just trust me, it's fine. Nintendo wouldn't care." Allen crosses his eyes and says, "Oh, David."

A Popopo appears out of nowhere and says, "I'm on it. OK, Mr. Gonzales, come with me." Kirby and roadies follow David to the minor league room.

The minor league room looks absolutely horrible. The wallpaper's falling apart, the windows are poorly painted on the walls, the couch is rock hard, the bed has its springs pointing out, and the lockers are beat up with graffiti painted all over them.

"Yeah, it's crap, but that's how we inspire our fighters," David explains. "So, you know how to set up a fight?"

"Insulting the other fighters?" Kirby guesses.

"Swing and a miss, Mr. Gonzales," David says. "You press that button on the terminal. Then Allen tells you about your fight. Try it now."

Kirby presses the button and Allen appears on the screen. "Aw, Great Gonzales! Wantin' a fight eh? Well, your opponent will be the Pasto Bros. Now, I want you to appeal to the crowd at least ounce."

"Now we have the Great Gonzales versus the Pasto Bros." Allen says. "Now, Gonzales, let me explain the rules real quick."

"Enough talk, let's fight!" Steve Pasto shouts as he jumps on Kirby.

"Hey, you can't attack before the bell rings!" Kirbs complains.

"I know. That was a welcome present for ya /\/008s! Where's our thank you?!" Joe Pasto says.

"Here's your thank you!" Kirby shouts. He then does a Vulcan Jab on Steve and kicks him onto Joe. The Pasto Bros. don't get up and Kirby s at the crowd.

"And the winner is, the Great Gonzales!" Allen says.

"Well, here's your fight money, Mr. Gonzales," David hands Kirby two coins.

"Hey, what gives?" Kirby asks. "This is my pay? What do I buy with two coins?"

"That's how we inspire minor leaguers to do their best." David replies. "Also, feel free to do whatever you wish between your matches."

Kirby's eyes pop out and he puts on a big smile. But, David says, "But nothing illegal!" and Kirby frowns.

David then walks out the door. "Hey you!" a voice calls from the locker room. Is Kirby in trouble? Find out next chapter!

END

------------------Chapter 13
------------------Friends with an Egg

"Double G Money, I saw your match!" the yellow Popopo said, "You were down right insane! I can hang with you." He points over to a Bob-Omb, "That guy over there is Chet."

"Hi, how are you, BOMB, doing?" Chet greets.

"Yeah, he's got some speech problems, but he gives out good advice sometimes."

"No, advice is always, BOMBA, good!"

"Sure, right... Yeah, that purple guy with the crossed eyes is Clef O."

"HAK! Clef no like GG, KK!" Clef O replies.

"He's a bit sour but you get used to him. And finally, the suspicious looking, green guy over there is Band And."

"Yeah, hi. I'm trying to figure out Allen and David's "relationship," if you know what I mean." Band And says.

"Yeah, we get it, they're gay. And me? I'm King K. Me and my team mates've been on fire lately! We haven't been losing so far!"

Uh, yeah... it gets really boring, so we're skipping ahead to when Kirby got rank 11. "Woohoo! I'm number 1+10! Let's get a Hot Dog to celebrate!"

"NO! Get over here!" the Hot Dog stand owner shouts. "Oh, how can an egg bounce, anyway?!"

Kirby and roadies walk up to see what the commotion is. "YOU!!" the owner shouts.

"Hi. I'd like one Fried Egg Dog, please." Kirby says.

"GET THAT EGG!!!!" the owner screams.

"That one? It's just laying there." Kirble says.

"Don't care, get it!" the owner shouts. Kirby and roadies walk over to the egg.

"Hello there, egg... Hm? Ah, yes... Very shallow and pedantic," Kirbs says to the egg. "Hey, owner, the egg wants to be set free!"

"Oh, fine! Let it free," the owner says sadly.

"So, Kirby, should we set him free?" Kirbs asks.

"No way! He's goin' on my Hot Dog!" Kirby replies.

"Kirby! Scaring babies is just plain wrong! We're letting the little guy go!" Kirble says.

"So, much for my Fried Egg Dog," Kirby says sadly.

The egg bounces up and down, trying to communicate. "Hmm... I dare say, he wants to come with us! Is that OK, Kirby?" Blurr asks.

"No. Jumping eggs bug me," Kirby says calmly.

"KIRBY! Man! I always thought you were this nice guy, but...man! Forget you!" Kirbs says angrily to Kirby.

"Well, excuse me for having an uncontrollable sense that gives me goosebumps whenever I see a bouncing egg! I guess it's illegal to have flaws with my senses!" Kirby says upset.

"Yup, it is illegal!" Kirbs says, breaking character, "You can come with us, OK egg? Stay outta the way, OK?"

Kirby angrily walks back to the locker room, with his roadies following behind. When Kirby arrives he rests in the bed to calm his nerves and gets ready for his next match.

"Gonzales! You sly dog! You have a shot at the major league!" Allen says excitedly. "Just beat the Harrior G and you're in the majors! Though, you can't use that hammer of yours. I'm getting sued by parents saying their kids are hitting each other with sticks, pretending to be you." Allen notices a bouncing egg behind Kirby. "Ehm, sorry, bouncing eggs can't fight. He'll have to wait in the locker room."

"Welcomeall!" Allen says. "Now we have the Merciless Executioner, the Great Gonzales facing-"

"Merciless Executioner? Isn't that copyrighted?" Kirby asks Allen. "It's illegal to-"

"I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!!" Allen shouts into the microphone, hurting everyone's ears.

"-facing the Special Dude, the Harrior G!" Allen continues.

"This gonna end in pain for you!" the Harrior G says.

"OK, we can do this!" Kirbs says meekly. Oh, boy! Will Kirby win? Will he do it with his hammer? He better not... Wait until next time!

END

If you thought this one was long, wait until you see Chapter 57! The comic was 106 panels long! But that's a long ways away.

----------------Chapter 14
----------------A New Roadie

"Let's BATTLE!!!!" Allen shouts excitedly.

"I'll let you try the first strike, wimps!" Harrior G confidently says.

"OK! I'll get you!" Kirby shouts. "Kirbs you strike first," Kirby says.

"Huh? W-Why me?" Kirbs asks.

"Just do it," Kirby says. Kirbs then runs up to Harrior G. He stops right in front of the Special Dude and...pokes him. What? What's poking gonna do, Kirbs?! Harrior G then kicks Kirbs right in the face. Ow...

"Hoo, that's gotta hurt!" Allen says. Kirby, remembering he can't use his hammer, jumps on Harrior G. G counters by grabbing Kirby and tossing him onto his roadies. Much pain... Kirby and his roadies can't get up so...MATCH FAILED!

"Darn... I should have used my hammer!" Kirby says to himself.

"Hey, where's our egg?" Kirbs asks worried. "He was right here! You better not have squished him!"

"I didn't! The egg's over there, by that orange Yoshi!" Kirby says.

"Wait, Yoshi?" Kirbs repeats.

"Hey!" the orange Yoshi says."Thanks for hatching me out of that egg!"

"Aaaaww, aren't you cute?" Kirble says.

"You came out of that egg, little one?" Blurr asks. "Well, what's your name, darling?"

"Well... I was just born, so I don't have a name." the Yoshi says. "Say, why don't you make one? You are kinda my dad!"

"Wait, who's your mom?" Kirby asks.

"I dunno, the doctor?" the Yoshi says.

"Hey, I'm an archaeologist!" Kirby says.

"Yeah, great..." Kirby says. "I think you should be named..." Kirby thinks long and hard. "Yostéck!" Kirby finally says.

"Yostéck, huh? I like that é... Alright! Thanks for the cool name!" Yostéck happily says. "So, tell me, how'd you win your match?"

"Um...Yeah, this is really...awkward...I, uh, didn't... win..." Kirby says meekly.

"That's OK, I can help! I'll teach that guy to mess with the Great Gonzales!"

"Welcomeall!" Allen says excitedly into the mic. "The Great Gonzales has challenged the Harrior G to a death match!" Everyone in the stadium is shocked and gasps. "Oh, wait, sorry, a rematch. Sorry there, folks."

"Ha! You think a prancy orange baby is gonna help you?" Harrior G asks mockingly. When the battle starts, Yostéck walks up to Harrior G. "Heh, what're you gonna do? Lick me like a peppy prancing demon? Er, what? A prancing demon? That doesn't make any sense!"

Yostéck then sticks his tongue onto Harrior G and eats him! Then Harroir G comes out of Yostéck's...bottom...as an egg! "That'll teach ya!" Yostéck says.

"I'll find you..." Harrior G says suspiciously.

"You saw it here, folks! Kirby is now in the major league, all thanks to his new roadie, Yostéck!" Allen says.

"I can't take it!" Kirble shouts. "Listen everybody, we're not roadies! We're PARTNERS!!! OK?!?!"

Kirble had a little tantrum there, yeah. But, every thing's fine. I guess I have to go back to calling them co. and team...

END

-------------------Chapter 15
-------------------Welcome to the Majors

Kirby and co. walk through the doors of the major league locker room. The room is a lot nicer than the minor league. Kirby and co. get no welcome from the others in the room. "Can't these guys say 'hello,' or anything?" Yostéck says.

Kirby tries to force them into welcoming them. "Hey there." Kirby says to a blue Popopo.

"Hey, baby," the blue Popopo greets back.

"You just call me baby?!" Kirby asks shocked.

"Yeah...I call everyone baby." he replies. Kirby makes a . "I don't hit on anyone, I have a girlfriend." the blue Popopo replies a little angrily.

Kirby walks over to a green Popopo with a hammer. "Hi there," Kirby

greets.

"Oh, hello. I have a hammer, see?" the green Popopo replies.

"So do I!" Kirby says, taking out his hammer.

"What the-? Who do you think you are, copying me?!" the green Popopo is enraged! "I'M THE HAMMER GUY!!!!!!"

"Wah!" Kirby runs away and almost trips over a 5 inch tall red Popopo.

"Hey, watch it, man!" the red Popopo says.

"Aw, you're cute." Kirby dumbly says.

"What? You think I'm cute 'cause I'm small? Well......I'M NOT CUTE!!!!"

"Sorry!!" Kirby quickly runs over to the next guy, who is the Ponator. He has a purple metal cap with a spike on it. "Uh, hi." Kirby says tiredly.

"You..." the Ponator says. "You should be sure you're ready for anything that comes your way. You didn't do a good job here, I see." Kirby gets embarrassed. "Just try harder in the ring. You'll never know what may happen there."

"Hmm... Now that's something to think about," Kirby says slowly.

"Oh, Lordah! He thinks!" Kirble says. "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Then, someone comes through the doors. It's Rock Hock! "I heard about this /\/008 comin' up through the ranks." He says. "Listen here, Gonzales. Blah blah yap yap and do dribble blah. OK? 'Cause blah yap dlen I'll blah you! Blah K?" Kirby starts talking to Yostéck while Rock Hock is talking.

Yostéck walks over to Rock Hock to examine his belt. "Woah, what are you doing, little orange thing?" Rock Hock asks.

"Yup, Gonzales, it's a fake! The belt is just glass!" Yostéck says.

"Woah, woah, you insulted my belt? Oh, you're asking for it! You better stay in the major league!" Rock Hock says angrily. He then leaves the room, slamming the door.

"Woah, I pushed his buttons, huh?" Yostéck says.

"Well, let's go climb the ranks." Kirby says, completely forgetting about what Rock Hock said.

"Hey, wait!" the blue Popopo shouts. "I need to tell you something important!"

"OK, what?" Kirby asks.

The blue Popopo waits a long time, then finally says, "Sefoublah!"

"You're just wasting my time!" Kirby says, annoyed.

Kirby then climbs up the ranks, all the way to rank 1! He faces the champion, Rock Hock next time! How will it turn out? Well, wait until next time.

END

----------------------Chapter 16
----------------------Vs. Rock Hock

"Guess who you're going up against, Gonzales!" Allen says over the terminal.

"Jeff the tape roll?" Kirby asks seriously.

"... Uhm... No. Rock Hock the champ!"

"First up, is the Solid Champ, Rock Hock!" Allen says.

Rock Hock enters the stadium, with the audience saying things like, "Go champ!" "You rule, man!" "Rock his world!" "Bop him ounce for me!"

"And his challenger, the Merciless Executioner, Great Gonzales!!" Allen says excitedly. "Huh? Running late..." Allen searches his paper. "Uh, he's disqualified if he doesn't show up soon."

"Gonzales?" Yostéck asks Kirby.

"Yeah?" Kirby replies.

"Why are we here?"

"It's a 'special' match. Or at least, the guy said it was."

"By why was must we wait here? In a closet?"

"Uh...That's what makes it special?"

"We're missing our bout. I don't think we should be here." Kirble says worriedly.

"Gonzales, you in there, bub?" a security guard asks.

"Yes! Me and my ro- I mean, partners are in here!"

"Well, you're almost disqualified. Let me open the door."

"Wow, he quit?" Allen says to himself. "Well, our winner is-"

"WAIT! I'm here!" Kirby shouts.

The audience goes absolutely wild when they see him, saying stuff like, "Yeah, G-Dog!" "Go Gonzales!" "Yay, Jumpman! Wait, what?" "You're late!" "Go Yostéck!"

"BAAATTLE!!!" Allen shouts when Kirby gets in position.

"Heh, I don't know how you guys got out, but you're gonna wish you had stayed in there!" Rock Hock says.

"Stayed where?" Kirby asks.

"I don't know! I told the guy to put you in a cramped place! You know, like a closet, or something." Rock Hock says.

"Uh, you practically told everyone you locked us in a closet." Kirby points out.

"Uh...Just fight!" Rock Hock shouts.

Kirby runs up and hits him with his hammer. And Kirble head bonks Hock. Kirbs walks up and...pokes Hock. Not again... Hock kicks Kirbs into the air. Ouch...

"Heh heh... take this!" Hock says. He then jumps up onto the ceiling, then drops down onto Kirby. Yostéck quickly protects Kirby by eating Rock Hock and turning him into an egg. Kirby and co. then start to punch and kick the egg. Except Kirbs, who just pokes....

Hock breaks free and knocks down Kirby and co. Hock then takes the fake Crystal Square on his belt and smashes it on Kirby!! The fake Square then breaks into millions of tiny pieces! "Oh, snap." Hock says.

The stadium becomes quiet and everyone stares in shock at the broken fake Square. "Oh, that's not good." Allen says. He then searches his paper. "Ouch... If the champ breaks his own belt, he has to drop down to the minor league and loses his current match!"

"So, the Great Gonzales wins the title!" Allen shouts excitedly.

"This is a horrible champ room!" Kirble says angrily. "Every thing's white!"

"I'll ask Allen for blue walls!" Kirby says. Kirby and co. then walk to Allen's office. "You seen Allen?" Kirby asks the guard.

"Yeah, he went into the stadium. But I'm not supposed to tell you, OK?"

"OK." Kirby says. Kirby and co. then walk into the stadium. "Hey Allen, the champ room needs improvement!"

"Oh, darn... Now I have to disappear you too!" Allen says. A big cage comes out of the ground and Allen jumps inside and says, "You're as good as gone! Macho Allen!" But, nothing happens to him. "Uh, MACHO ALLEN!!!!" he screams.

"Sorry, we found the Crystal Square! Your machine won't work," Kirble says to Allen.

Kirble noticed the Crystal Square on the top of the cage. How they managed to get it down is a mystery... Allen didn't get "macho" and Kirby Team left to the pedestal.

END

I had a real hard time with the fight scene. The original in my comics was just Kirby hitting Hock with a hammer. That was it. Oh, well, I think this one's more "epic."

----------------------Chapter 17
----------------------Kirby in Yourspace

"V-Naut!" Grode says.

"Yes, sir dude? I mean, sir?" a V-Naut Elite replies.

"I want you to tell the Shadow Alarms to attack Kirby!" Grode says.

"The-The Shadow Alarms?! But, dude, eh, sir, they are u-"

"I don't care! Get them to attack Kirby!"

"Right, sire dude. I mean, Grode dude, no! I meant master dude-"

"GO!!"

The V-Naut Elite then quickly runs away.

"Hey, Boss!" Parauthor Dox shouts excitedly.

"Yeah?" Won replies.

"I was spying on Kirby, like you said, and found out that he's collecting the Crystal Squares to save Mono! I think we should let him save Mono and I keep spying on him. That way, if something goes wrong with Kirby, I can call you to save him! And when Kirby saves Mono, you will be able to get Mono!"

"Hmm... Not a bad idea... We'll follow through with it." Won replies.

"Hey, I finished our dinner! Let's get some grub!" Too-Kazoo shouts from the kitchen.

"Gloivick!" Clink exclaims. "Twilit Town is your next destination! The pipe that leads to there is behind the house." Kirby and co. then go down the coincidentally placed pipe.

They arrive at Twilit Town. What? A description? The name gives it away! Fine, it is always dusk there and the place looks orange and shadowy. "Wow, this place is creepy," Kirbs says.

"Simon!" Kirby says.

"Kirby!" Simon says.

"Say, Simon, have you heard this new awful Yourspace trend? People are putting more than 8 people in their Top 8!"

"Yeah, I know, I have 12."

"You got a Top 12?"

"Yeah. Lots of people do."

"But, the point of a Top 8 is so that these 8 people know that they're the most important people in the world to you."

Kirble interrupts, "Uh, Kirby, we should-"

"NOT NOW!!!!" Kirby screams at Kirble. Kirby then goes back to Simon in a calm voice, "Adding more people to your Top 8 says to all those people, 'I don't care about you as much.' "

"Uh, you're taking this a little seriously, Kirby. Really, no one actually puts their literal Top 8 on their Yourspace."

"I do. My Top 8 is my mom, Mono McBrow, See Tee, Light Sparkle, you, Steve Nopper,-"

"Uh, what about Ben?"

"Oh, I had to take him off my Top 8 ever since he made those... bad comments on his blog." There is then an awkward silece. "I think we should reach out to him, I think he's real sad."

"Hey, guys!" Doat says out of nowhere.

"Hey, Doat," Simon says.

"How come I'm not in you guys' Top 8?" Doat says. "You guys are in my Top 256!"

"See, only dorks have more than a Top 8!" Kirby says to Simon.

"Well, a Top 256 is pretty ridiculous. It'd just be hard to load up on a page."

Kirby runs away from the conversation while Simon was talking. "Uh, Kirby?"

"Hey, you still haven't accepted those friend requests I gave you, Simon!" Doat says in a very whiny voice.

Looks like Simon deals with Doat as Kirby deals with the Crystal Square.

END

-----------------Chpater 19
-----------------Another Ally

"Hey, sir, is this what you're looking for?" Kirby asks Vivan, holding out a concentrated explosive.

"Yes! That is it!" Vivan exclaims.

"So, who are you?" Kirby asks.

Vivan replies, "My name's Vivan, I'm part of a..." Vivan throws the concentrated explosive into the grass. "I mean, I'm Vivan, who are you?" Kirby mumbles. "Sorry, what was that?"

"My name was stolen." Kirby says.

"Oh, that's understandable, that happens from time to time. Just last week, my sis stole my name as a- WHAAAAA?!?! You're name was stolen?!"

Kirby explains everything that has to do with his name being stolen. "Wow, you got worse problems than me!" Vivan says. "And you were worrying about me this hole time? Aw... I'm gonna return the favor! I'm gonna help you get your name and body back! Now let's go spy on some birds!"

"Hm? Birds?" Kirby asks.

"Yeah, when people are around, they act so cute, you just wanna hug them until they peck at you! But, a lone, they gossip. Who knows what they may be talking about?"

"Ah, I see! Heh, I enjoy espionage!" Kirby says. They then go to spy on the birds by Vivan hiding Kirby and herself in the shadows.

"I heard the moon is made of cheese!" says a green bird.

"Yeah... And I heard that there's a laboratory on the moon." a red bird says sarcastically.

" *gasp* Really?!" the green one replies excitedly. The red bird then sighs, shacking his head.

"Weird birds." Kirby says.

"I don't like that Popopo with the party hat!" a purple bird says. "He's always mean to us birds! Why must Dobble be mean to me?!"

"AHA! That's it, Dobble!" Kirby shouts.

Kirby shouted so loudly, he scared the purple bird. "CRAP!!! I mean, TWEET!!!" the purple bird shouts scared.

"You need to...talk quieter." Vivan says. "Well, come on, let's tell Dobble his name. Then we can beat him!"

Kirby and Vivan walk along the path to Creepy Place. As they exit the town though, they are stopped. "Hey!" the party hat Popopo says. "I just want to thank you for letting me steal your body and name!"

"Dobble," Kirby says.

"W-w-w-w-w-what d-did y-y-you just s-s-say?" Dobble asks frightened.

"Dobble," Kirby repeats.

"NOOOOO!!!" Dobble screams.

"Is something wrong, Kirby?" Kirbs asks.

"Wait, Kirby?" Vivan says. "That means you're Kirby?"

"Yeah!" Kirby says.

"I feel like an idiot..." Vivan says. She then disappears.

"Ha! Trouble with your girlfriend?" Dobble, who looks like Kirby, asks mockingly.

"That was a girl?" Kirby asks.

Awkward silence... Dobble then shouts, "Take this!" and dashes towards Kirby.

As he's running, Vivan appears right in front of Dobble and Dobble is knocked down. Vivan says, "I've made up my mind! I'm going to help you!"

"Ow..." Dobble says. Then, a circle appears over Kirby and Kirby is returned to his former self!

"I'm back to normal!" Kirby shouts happily.

"Aw, no fair!" Dobble says. He then runs away, accidentally dropping the Crystal Square.

"Wait, who is this, darling?" Blurr asks.

"I'm, uh, I'm the, Vivan, of the..." Vivan says meekly.

"It's OK, she's good," Kirby says.

With the help of Kirby's new friend, he defeated Dobble. But, Dobble ran away, so he'll surely be back. Kirby can now go to the pedestal to find the next location of the next Crystal Square.

"Where's that brat, Vivan? She should be here with the explosive!" Grune

angrily says.

"Guh, I have idea," Maryle says. "We can find, guh, the bomb by detonating

it."

"That won't work, we need to detonate it near Kirby," Grune says.

"Guh, my idea good! I use it!" Maryle then takes the detonator and presses the button.

"GAH! NOOOOO!!" Grune shouts.

But nothing seems to have happened. "Guh, it must, guh, be dud," Maryle says.

Dobble, covered in black smoke, then walks over to the Shadow Alarms. What will happen? Oh, boy! It's suspenseful! Wait for next chapter!

END

OK, whoever can guess where I got Grune's name from, I'll give the salt lick to. Come on, this one is easy, for Banjo fans.

OK, I'm gonna guess and say that you guys read it, but didn't comment. It's OK, I do that too...

----------------------Chapter 20.a
----------------------Yourspace and Wolfe Logan Ice Cream

"Gahowdie!" Clink exclaims. "The next Crystal Square's in LL Isle! Flavio is going there to hunt for treasure! He's at the port waiting for a 'shipment.' " As Kirby and co. leave Clink's house, Clink says, "Bon-Voyageyavie!"

When they reached the port gates, Simon came over to say "Hi," and have another Yourspace moment.

"Hey, Simon!" Kirby greets.

"Hi," Simon replies. "Well, I'm done. I'm done with Yourspace."

"lolwut?" Kirby says confused.

"I just, don't think it's useful anymore. It's an annoyance, I guess."

"Woah, if you leave Yourspace, there'll be a hole in my Top 8. And it will be very awkward to fill."

"Hey, guys!" Doat says out of nowhere.

"Oh, hey, Doat," Kirby and Simon say simultaneously.

"I hears there's an opening in your Yourspace profile: FOR ME! I got my laptop right here, we can do this right now!" Doat says eagerly.

"Uh, I'm, uh, not sure who's goin' in yet," Kirby says.

"You can even get rid of that Light Sparkle dude and have me and my band in it!"

"Kirby, just do it, put him in your Top 8," Simon whispers to Kirby.

"Seriously, Simon, if Doat's in my Top 8, I'm gonna look uncool! He's a nerd!" Kirby whispers back.

"Well, replace me with Wone Lougue, he's a nerd, but he's cool."

"You know, I haven't seen you in any of my shows," Doat says.

'Well... Well, oh gosh, I'm so sorry," Kirby says. "It's a big hassle trying to save the world, I don't have time for your concerts."

"Big hassle... Yeah, it's a big hassle to go to the Blueside river, but you can make time to to talk with Simon," Doat says sadly.

"Oh, boy, uh, Simon'll take care of it!" Kirby says, running away.

"What? Hey, wait!" Simon shouts.

"Well, Simon?" Doat says.

"Uh..." Poor Simon...

Kirby almost hit someone at the port while running away. "Woah, there, you almost hit the richest man in the world!" the Popopo said. The guy had a big party hat looking cap with an F on the top of it.

"Bill Gates? I hate Bill Gates!" Kirby says angrily.

"Oh, no, I'm richer than him!" the guy says narcissistically.

"Oh, then I hate you too!"

"But, I'm Flavio!"

"OK, then I don't hate you!"

"We need to join your crew so we can get the Crystal Square on LL Isle," Kirble explains.

"Hm, just that one crystal? Well, I can go without one gem. But, you'll need to get Flavio's shipment!" Flavio says.

"OK, what is that?" Kirbs asks.

"I'm supposed to have Wolfe Logan Ice Cream to eat on the trip. But, the shipment I got was far too small to hold Flavio. Since it's hard to obtain, I'll settle for home brew Wolfe Logan Ice Cream."

"How do we home brew that? We have no skills," Vivan says.

"There's a cook in this town, at the main square. Just ask him, and he'll tell you what to bring him. Now go off, now!"

Kirby and co. the run off to the cook's house. They just need to home brew Wolfe Logan Ice Cream, and they'll be ready for the trip!

TO BE CONTINUED

---------------------Chapter 20.b
---------------------Home Brew Ice Cream

Kirby and co. arrive at the cook's house. They go inside. To Kirby's surprise, the cook's pet bird is the only one home. "Uh, is the cook in?" Kirby asks.

"Yup, he is!" a voice says.

"What? Who said that?!" Kirby asks, frightened.

"Me! Too-Kazoo, the best chef in town!" The red bird said. Wait, the bird is talking?! Weirdest novel ever.

"Uhm, your a... bird," Kirby says, trying to comprehend all this.

"Yeah, what's wrong with that? A bird can't talk?" Too-Kazoo says.

"Kirby, we saw birds talking before, remember?" Vivan says to Kirby.

"Uh, sure... Hoo... OK... We need home brew Wolfe Logan Ice Cream to give to Flavio so we can get on his ship and arrive at LL Isle so we can do a stupid mini quest and get the Crystal Square in the most ironic way possible!"

"Uhm... OK. I'll just whip out the ol' chocolate and vanilla ice cream and the Whispey Syrup!" Too-Kazoo says. The small red bird then goes over to the freezer to find out that, "Oh, no... I have no more Vanilla ice cream."

"Aw, come on! This is like, 2 mini quests in one chapter group!" Kirby shouts.

"It's OK, I can go buy more," Too-Kazoo says calmly.

"No, no, this my adventure, I'll go get it myself..." Kirby then leaves the house to do the mini quest. "Don't follow me, co." Kirby says to his partners.

Kirby walks over to the town store and buys a box of chocolate ice cream. When leaving, he is stopped by a CMN Thief. "Hey, there, guy, whatcha doin' with that ice cream, huh?" the CMN Thief asks.

Kirby replies flatly, "Oh, no, a CMN Theif, aaaahh, I'll have to use my hammer to stop him, woo..." Kirby then walks up to the Thief and hits softly with his hammer.

"Dude, what's with you? You could at least try to care," the Thief says.

"I've lost all hope to live. Mumbo is..." Kirby stops.

"Is what? And who's Mumbo?"

"I'll have to tell you secretly, because it's... it'll spoil an important thing in Wolfe's fan fic." Kirby then whispers to the Theif. "Mumbo was the best living shaman in the land. But, a box killed him! Now, he's the best dead shaman in the land. He was one of my secret role models. And, yeah... Dead..."

"Oh... Well, I'm sorry. I'll just leave you be. Later..." the CMN Thief walks away.

When the Thief got out of earshot, Kirby happily said, "Ha! He fell for it! I don't even know a Mumbo! I just made all that up! There's a very low chance of that ever happening!" Kirby then happily skips off to Too-Kazoo's house.

"Here's that ice cream!" Kirby shouts happily as he enters the house.

"Great! I'll get the Wolfe Logan Ice Cream ready in a jiffy!" He then goes over to his work station, turns on the radio, and starts home brewing!

"Chocolate ice cream goes on the right side of the carton," Too-Kazoo says to himself while making the delicious ice cream. "The syrup goes in between each scoop. Vanilla on the left, and, just for fun, let's put eggs in it for egg flavor!" Too-Kazoo then cracks open some eggs and dumps the yolk inside the carton. "Now, stir it clockwise-"

"Why are you talking to yourself?" Kirby interrupts.

Too-Kazoo stares at Kirby for a few seconds, making a face like this and continues, "-two times and counter-clockwise five times. And we're done! Home brew Egg Flavored Wolfe Logan Ice Cream is ready!"

Too-Kazoo puts a lid over the carton of EFWLIC and hands it to Kirby. "Thanks! Bye, Too-Kazoo!" Kirby happily says, whilst leaving.

"Your welcome, and call me Tee-Kay!" Tee-Kay says.

Kirby and co. hurry off to the port and give Flavio the home brew EFWLIC. "Ah, this is looks good!" Flavio says while opening the lid. "Let's try a test taste." Flavio then takes his hat, scoops up some EFWLIC with it and eats it. "Oh, there's egg in it. Flavio LOVES EGGS! THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!" Flavio shouts with glee.

He then puts the lid back on the carton and says, "Yes, you've proven your worth. Now, you'll be known as, 'Captain Stache!' "

"But, I don't have a 'stache," Kirby says.

Flavio takes his hat and uses the F on the hat to draw a Mario-esque 'stache. "Now, you do!"

"Oh, this'll take weeks to get off..." Kirby says sadly. Flavio, Kirby, and co. walk onto the ship and shove off.

"I'll tell a story of bravery to pass the time!" Flavio says while everyone is outside the ship. "There I was, in deadly combat with a deadly sea serpent!" He looks above everyone, as if talking to himself.

"There he goes, with the same story," a fellow sailor says.

"But, even then I smiled!" Flavio says.

"Interrupt him, and he loses it too," another sailor, who has some sort of patch on his body, says.

"Then he dove at me!" Flavio continues. "I did a great dodge!"

"Huh? Hey, I think we stopped," the patched body sailor says.

"Really? Hey, Flavio, the boat stopped, are we gonna capsize?" Kirby shouts.

"Heduh, bo dom?!!? What? Stopped? Sir Patch, get us moving!" Flavio says, startled.

"Aye-aye!" The patched body sailor, probably Sir Patch, then climbs up to the highest point of the ship. "Hm, no rocks in our way," he says to himself.

"Why'd he go up there?" Kirby asks a crew mate.

"Dere here!" Sir Patch shouts as he jumps off into the water.

"Why'd he jump?" Kirby asks the same crew mate. A ghost then appears behind Kirby. The crew mate jumps off into the water. "Kirble, why'd he-" Kirby stops as he sees the ghost, then faints.

Oh, dear, ghosts! Who's Flavio gonna call? His insurance company! Why? To see if his boat insurance covers poltergeists.

END

Advice: Torrents=slow.

------------------Chapter 21
------------------Traitors! And Won at the End

Month 6, Day 19, Star date: Wait, what? Flavio know no dates for stars! And Flavio did a date already! It was lavishing... Most of us landed on the shores of LL Isle safely. Most of us... Brette, Bobbie, and Arow aren't with us. We don't know of their whereabouts.

Month 6, Day 20, Star date: Hey, Flavio's not doing this, date star thing! Wolf won't, I won't! We finished up the sleeping tent. But there's only one. That's all for this journal entry.

Month 6, Day 21, Star- Oh, you almost got me! No dates! We've made ourselves a place to sbgre ims. I rdclfvghjsxhksghgjh skusgao74` jy54t854w866qahg-=k,o[ Doh! Kirby was bothering Flavio! Now my journal is all untidy!

Kirby is looking out at sea, searching for any boats that can save them. "I'm sure this message will help," Kirby says holding out a bottle with a message inside it.

"What's it say?" Yostéck asks.

"Nothing, it's a letter," Kirby says. "I wrote, 'R.O.S.' on the letter."

" 'R.O.S.?' " Kirbs asks.

" 'Rescue Our Selves,' " Kirby answers.

"I don't think people will know what it stands for," Kirble says, while Kirby throws it out into the sea.

"Hey, Kirby! Kirble! Kirbs! Blurr! And others!" Sir Patch calls from the camp site. Kirby and co. hurry over. "Aren't they the cutest?" Sir Patch says, pointing at Flavio and Sered, who are arguing.

"When you saw those ghosts, you were cryin' like a baby!" Flavio shouts at Sered.

"No! That was you! At least I tried to keep my cool!" Sered shouts back.

"One, you're right, I was the one cryin'! And two, you can't keep something you don't even have!!!!"

"Oh, original comeback, Fancy Hat!"

"What did you just call Flavio?!?!"

"Fancy Hat! Fancy Hat!! Fancy Hat!!! Fancy Hat!!!! Fancy Hat!!!!! FANCY HAT!!!!!!"

"Oh, that's it, GET OVER HERE, YOU!!!" Flavio then chases Sered into the jungle. Less then a second later, they both come running back in fear. They both hide behind Kirby. "G-g-g-get those ghosts, Captain Stache!"

A floating, blue fire ghosts hovers over to Kirby, stops, and stares with an evil smirk. Kirby stares back with a creeped out face. He then pokes the ghost. The ghost cuts the cheese and disappears.

"Good job, Captain Stache!" Flavio says happily, but still shaken. "Now go find the missing three since you're quite the Luigi!"

"What? Luigi?" Kirby says confused.

"Yeah! You have a 'stache and you fight ghosts! If only you had a mansion. Now go off, now!"

Kirby and co. then reluctantly search for the missing three. Just before crossing a bridge, Brette and Arow come running, passing Kirby and co. Arow then walks back over to the and says, "OK, listen, people. It may be obvious who I am to you, but don't tell Kirby! Got it?" He then runs off.

"Hm, my, I think he has some issues," Blurr says.

"I know who he was talking to: Wolfe and Kay-Tee!" Kirby says.

"Kirby, stop doing that to the fourth wall, it has feelings, you know," Kirble whispers to Kirby quietly.

"Uh, look, it's Bob!" Kirby says, pointing over to Bob.

"Huh? Captain Stache... so, the ghosts got you too," Bobbie says slowly.

"Hm? No, I'm not dead," Captain Stache replies.

"Oh, I get it. I'm a spirit, cursed to live on this island," Bobbie says slowly.

"Melodrama... You're not dead, Bobbie. No one of the crew is," Vivan explains.

"Oh, then! Hup! C'mon, let's see that penny pincher, Flavio, hm? I'll even join your little party."

"Oooooo..." Flavio says in awe, staring at a little bubble. Kirby and co. then walk up to Flavio, causing the bubble to pop.

"Flavio, we're back!" Kirby shouts.

"Yeah, woo, check out the rock Arow found, and leave me a lone," Flavio says quickly.

"But, I fou-"

"Now, Captain Stache," Flavio interrupts, pointing, at Arow. Kirby and co. then walk over to where Flavio pointed. When they left, the bubble reappeared and Flavio goes back into his trance. "Ooooooo..."

"Hehehe," Arow laughs, holding a very pristine looking crystal.

"Hey, Arow!" Kirby shouts. "Hey, you found the Crystal Square! And a Portal Pipe!"

"Yeah... And you can't have 'em! Cause I'm Lord Bump!" Lord Bump shouts.

"Lord who?" Kirby asks while Bobbie walks away.

"Aw, come on! You know!" Lord Bump says, completely unaware that Bobbie's taking the Crystal Square.

"Nope, sorry, I can't remember."

"I'm the evil guy!" Bump shouts. He then notices that Kirby stole the Crystal Square. "Aw, no fair..."

With the help of Bobbie, Kirby got the Crystal Square with ease. They now head back to the pedestal using the Portal Pipe on the isle.

"Hey, Mono," CET whispers to Mono. "I made a Cloaking Device."

"Cool, how does it work?" Mono asks.

"Well, it bends light rays with an Aien crys-"

"Just say, 'ERROR!!! Message could not be loaded!' " Mono interrupts. Obviously, he knows we shouldn't know how to make a Cloaking Device.

"Error, message could not be loaded," CET says flatly. "But, seriously, Mono, you need to get to the teleporter."

"Right," Mono says, while activating the Cloaking Device. He then walks out of the room, as quietly as possible.

"Hey, Boss!" someone calls from afar.

"Ugh, what do you want, Lazlo?" Won asks angrily.

"I was off digging around, searching for important things you would find useful," Lazlo, a white Popopo with no hands, black hat, and black feet, said.

"I told you, I don't need anything from you," Won said with his new, "Get the Smurf Out" stare.

"On the contrary, I found a pedestal! And there was a big red door in front of it! It looked like something out of Paper Mario! Anyway, everyone knows there's some sort of magic around big doors with pedestals," Lazlo said.

Won was about to speak, when Parauthor Dox comes running up and shouts, "Boss, Boss! I was doing some side-spying on this guy named Grode, and found out he's going to the pedestal Kirby's going to! And Grode's taking Mono McBrow with him! I have a bad feeling about this, we should go to that pedestal!"

Oh, boy! Everyone's going to the pedestal! But not Doat. Doat's a nerd... What type of cool battle's going to happen? Stay connected, and find out!

END

-----------------------Chapter 22
-----------------------Encounter, Return, TIFF

Kirby and co. arrive at the pedestal, ready to see the Crystal Square's next location. But, before they can do that... "Stop! So, you're Kirby, huh? I shoulda known you would have a mustache," Grode says.

"What? No, Flavio drew this. It won't wash off, yet," Kirby says, rubbing his 'stache. "Huh? Hey, are you the bad guy?"

"Yes! I'm the one who captured Mono!" He then lets Mono speak.

"I got caught trying to escape..." Mono says, embarrassed.

"See this?" Grode says, reaching into his pocket. "This is the last Crystal Square!"

"Cool, can I have it?" Kirby asks.

"Sure here ya go," Grode says.

"Ha, thanks!"

"Psyche! I'm gonna give you pain!" He says, putting the Crystal Square away. He then runs at Kirby, ready to do a fancy attack.

But, just when Grode is 1 foot from Kirby, a quick flash of light stops Grode in his tracks. He then falls down, knocked out, and the Crystal Square floats into Kirby's hands.

"Hey, who did that to Grode?" Kirble asks out loud.

"Me, Parauthor Dox," a Popopo in a big blue suit of armor says.

"Good job with that attack," Won says.

"Hey, when did you get here?" Kirby asks. "And where did Parauthor Dox get that armor? And why did the Crystal Square float into my hands?"

"I'm sure those can be answered later," Mono says. "But for now, let's just go take a rest."

Everyone then leaves the pedestal room place. Grode wakes up and realizes everyone's gone. "Huh? Oh, no, doh! I failed. Oh, well. I guess I'm back to starring in Anime shows..."

Kirby is back at Patycomb City, talking with one of his random friends. "You had a pretty crazy adventure, huh, Kirby?" The random guy, who's name is Albert, says.

"Yeah, but I'm just glad to be back home," Kirby says. "Mainly, because of this..."

"Your serve Ben," the Tennis Official says.

Ben throws the ball high into the air, ready to perform his best serve of the season. Kirby then shouts, "Hi, Ben!"

Ben is startled and he accidentally hits the ball so hard, it goes out. "DAH!" He screams.

"Kirby!" The Bologna Freak shouts. "Before we do the Bologna Gag again... Remember when you tried the STAR Game?"

"Yeah, I failed, horribly..." Kirby says.

"You could've used Moon Jump to get the last star."

"AAUUGHH! IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!11!1!" Kirby shouts.

He startles Ben again, causing Ben to hit the ball out again. Giving him a Double Fault. "Kirby, stop screaming!" Ben angrily shouts at Kirby.

"OK, Bologna Gag time! Ahem... BOLOGNA!" the Bologna Freak shouts. He then chases Kirby to get that Bologna Kirby never promised him.

But, less then 10 seconds later, they're stopped by some random guy. "Kirby, while you were gone, I didn't have a job!" He says.

"Uh, I don't know you, but TIFF is a good place for a job," Kirby replies.

"I couldn't go there because Neil shut it down!"

"WHAT?!?!" Kirby then runs off to look for Neil.

"The Bologna Gag, once again, stopped by TIFF," the Bologna Freak says.

"If it makes you feel any better, I lied," the random guy says.

"So, the Bologna Gag ended for no reason! Aw..."

"Neil!" Kirby shouts as he finds Neil.

"Uh, hi. You need to register," Neil says calmly.

Wait, what? I already did," Kirby says, calming down.

"OK, when you left, I was gonna send Chris on a mission," Neil explains.

"Who's Chris?" Kirby asks.

"She's a member of Star Po. Anyway, infoDyne deleted our files at TIFF. We couldn't find the files, so we just had to make everyone register again. Everyone registered pretty quickly, so we didn't lose much time. So, Chris got to go and stop infoDyne from putting Dr. Caire through mind control."

"Wait, how does this affect me?" Kirby asks.

"Hm, I thought liked Chris."

"No, I don't even know him."

"...It's her."

"Hm? Then why's the name Chris? Why not Crystal? Or Christal? Or even Chrystal?"

"Because that sounds too close to a copyrighted name."

"Which name is it?"

":facepalm You need to register again, OK? Come on it won't take too long."

Kirby and Neil then go to TIFF's HQ. Kirby goes through training!

END

OK, you wanna know what TIFF stands for? OK.

"The Institute Fire Fall."

"Institute... Fire Fall?"

"The Institute Fire Fall."

Now, readers, try to guess why Chris has to stop infoDyne and the Chedar! It's a reference to two things. If you can get it right, I'll fetch an item of your choice!

------------------------Chapter 23!
------------------------Heh, Training...

Kirby is at the TIFF Hologram Center, ready to start his first test. "Since you must register again, you must go through training again," Phil says.

"BAAAAAAAWWWW!!!" Kirby shouts in anger.

"No, you have to. Now punch this simulant." Kirby walks over and punches the simulant. "Good, you're not stupid. Next, we have gun training."

Kirby jumps on the table, aims his Pinsie 2 Scope, and fires ten shots at the target. After ten, he walks over to Phil and says, "How'd I do?"

"Ehm, not great, but good," Phil replies. "You got eleven points out of a possible fifty."

"Oh..." Kirby says, embarrassed at his bad shots.

"But, you got more than ten, that's good. So, next,"

"OK, what do you want your code name to be?" Neil asks Kirby.

"Uh..." Kirby thinks out loud. "Ed? Nah... Moe? Too easy... Dark Kirby? No, then he'd call me Agent Dark... And I'm not perfect... Wait, that's it! Perfect Kirby! It's like irony, or something!"

"OK, I guess that works. Now head back to the Hologram Center for your Final Test."

Kirby is facing a simulant that looks exactly like him. As they take ten paces away from each other, Phil asks Neil, "Hey, Neil, which one's the real Kirby?"

"Uh..." Neil utters. "Oh, I, uh, don't know..."

The two Kirby's turn around and shoot. One gets shot right between the eyes. "AUGH!" the Kirby screams. He falls on the floor...

"Ah, Kirby!" Neil shouts as he and Phil run over to the fallen Kirby.

"No! Who's gonna be the star now? I can't do it, I'm the guy who sits on his bum all day, telling people what to do!"

White blocks appear over Kirby and he vanishes. "Heh, you said Bum..." Kirby says from across the room.

"Oh, Kirby, you're alive?" Neil says confused.

"I told you we should have used me as the simulant's skin," Phil whispers to Neil.

"Well, since you're alive, say the disclaimer."

"I am not smarter than a 5th grader," Kirby says.

"No no, the other one."

"Any actors harmed in any way are... well, actors. They aren't getting hurt at all. They're just really good at faking pain."

"Good." There is then an awkward silence. So Kirby says, "Uh, don't you have a mission for me?"

"What? No, it's not the finale chapter yet, get out of my hair!" Neil says angrily.

"You don't have any hair!" Kirby says, he then chuckles.

"He's right, heh..." Phil says.

Bald Neil, hee hee! Er, the end.

END

-------------------Chapter 24
-------------------Filler! 'Cause it's Filler Night!

"Welcome to Ask Kirby!" Kirby says happily. "Where I answer your dumb questions! "

A red Popopo enters as Kirby says, "First, we have Steve!"

"Hey, what happened to the Creamy Punch Mono had?" Steve asks.

Kirby takes out a Creamy Punch and says, "He gave it to me. Next we have Ray!"

A yellow Popopo enters and asks, "Hi, what am I named after?"

"My guess is a famous Wolf from another planet," Kirby replies. "Now we have Paul Albert John Newman, Jr.! Paul?"

A very paranoid Popopo enters the stage and says, "H-hh-h-h-h-hw c-can I-I cur-re t-th-this par-ran-n-noia?-?"

"I'm sure the Drug Store has some pills for that."

Paranoid Paul is requesting pills to cure Paranoia. The person helping him is Mono McBrow, wearing a hat that says, "Train-ee."

Mono slowly says, "OK, Paul, just take these pills. It should help you with your fear of everything."

Paul takes the container and says, "Hm, I'm really p-paranoid, so I should eat... The whole thing!" Paul eats all the pills and then shouts, "I'm gonna rip out your guts 'n' play 'em like a flute!"

"Hm, OK... Eat this one pill." Mono says, handing over a pill.

Paul slaps the pill out of his hand and shouts, "No, I'm gonna form an alliance with the Furry Popopo and poke people and take away their memory like the Furry Popopo did to Bonnie!" Paul then starts crying and runs away. But, just before he exits he starts smiling and says, "Have a nice day!" Then leaves.

Mono checks the container for the pills Paul ate. "Hm, causes mood-swings."

Meanwhile, Chris has just found Dr. Caire and is extracting him from the infoDyne building. Dr. Caire is a smiling, floating, white square. A guard spots them and sets off the alarm. The ground floor is locked off.

"Oh, my..." Dr. Caire says worriedly.

"Next, we have, a random dude!" Kirby says happily.

A green Popopo enters and asks, "Can you help me?"

"With what?"

"A game."

"...Which...game..."

"Awareness 8: Second Attack."

"Sorry, I don't do tutorials. Now, it's Joe's turn!"

"Can you teach me 1337?" Joe asks.

"Nope, I don't do tutorials. Now, Ray is asking another question!"

Ray asks, "Who's Rey?" *SPECIAL NOTE: Rey is pronounced like Ray. The "e" is the long A sound.

"Rey, is a legendary Wolf. He is one of the greatest warriors in the Garana Tribe. It was because of him the Garana Tribe won the big war between Garana and Sheichner."

Ray exits, thinking hard about what Kirby said. "Well, that's all the time we have!" Kirby says. "So, good bye to you people watching! I'm gonna go to the WRP Chat Rooms to participate in their special award thing tonight."

Thus ends the filler. Why was there a filler? 'Cause it's filler night!

END

------------------------Chapter 25
------------------------Another Filler! 'Cause it's Still Filler Night!

"OK, we're going to try something new!" Mono McBrow says to his teammates, Damien, Dustin, and Hoover. "We're taking a vacation!"

"Uhm, Mono, what's that camera over there?" Hoover asks, pointing to a security camera up in the corner.

"Wow, Damien, you work fast, a camera up already?" Mono compliments Damien.

"Uh, I...guess I do..." Damien says, staring at the camera.

"So, wouldn't that be a bad idea? What if the town needs saving?" Hoover asks.

"You know no one's ever attacked this city since 2006," Mono says.

Damien looks away from the camera and says, "Well, I'm game as long as it's not like the time we went to the Null Star."

Flashback to the time they visited the Null Star, which inside, is just white, and nothing else. "This isn't bad," Hoover says. "It's not good, but it's not bad."

"Eh, so-so," Damien says.

"I think Null Star was quite fun...Until I threw up from too much spinning..." Dustin says.

"I almost lost my hat, so no Null Star. We're going to the SPfSaV!" Mono says.

"And what do those letters stand for?" Damien asks.

"Sports Place for Sports and Vacationing. Now let's go, we'll be late!"

Ardeal dozed off in his Indoors Machinisuit, waiting for Star Po to leave on their vacation. He was awakened by two short beeps from the Control Panel. "Huh? What?" he said quickly. He stared at the screen to see a message saying "Elvis has Left the Building!" "Elvis left?" R D says to himself. "Wait, that means Star Po left! I gotta tell the others!"

He quickly runs to his captain, Won Del, who is the leader of Star Won, in case you didn't figure that out already. With him was Tee-Kay, the chef, Parauthor Dox, the guy who likes to be in the wrong place at the right time, and Smiggy, the shaman who became a mechanic in less then a week.

"Everyone, Star Po just left on their vacation. Won, what should we do now?" R D says to them.

"We're gonna start our latest mission without interference from Star Po," Won says. "Intercept the ship NimbL DDZ en route to Blueside. Deal with the four person crew, and then pilot the NimbL DDZ to freighter TDXMB, which will be awaiting at Patycomb City. Dock, then transfer the NimbL DDZ to the client, Master PDee Zgood. We then get paid 10,000 Coins."

"Oooo, that doesn't sound hard at all!" Tee-Kay says.

"Nope, it shouldn't be. Now let's move out, we need to get that ship ASAP!" Won says. The crew then runs to their ships, and take off to start their mission.

END

----------------------Chapter 26
----------------------The New Year's Filler! Yeah, it's Still Filler Night

Kirby is being chased by the Bologna Freak ounce again. "Bologna!" the freak shouts.

But soon, Kirby's pet bird, Woodstick, flew down to Kirby to give him a note. "Heh, the New Year's Tonight," Kirby said.

As the Bologna Freak reads the paper, Kirby sneaks away. "I know that... Hey, he left!"

"I'm at Patycomb City, where the residents are counting down to the New Year!" says a TV news reporter. "This is the Master Clockman himself," he says, pointing to a Popopo with a red hat. "Tell us, how'd you get that clock up there?"

The Master Clockman replies, "Much wiring and confusing stuff."

"Well, there is..." the reporter looks at the big clock on the Albey Apartment building. "1:23 left, so let's ask people their resolutions!"

"Mine is to elaborate more," the Master Clockman says.

"Help the ZC Forums as much as possible!" Emen says.

"Sir, those forums are down," the reporter says to Emen.

"Uhm, then I'll help their Wiki! That's still up!"

"Look it's Kirby! What's your resolution?"

"Mine is not to use a time machine for Hanuka. I'm always on an adventure during the time!"

"Well, here's me wishing you best of luck for your resolution."

"Hey, you never wished me best of luck!" offstage voice #2 says.

"You're a background character, no one cares what you think!" the reporter says. "Now, only a few seconds remain! And the instant the New Year arrives, I never have to work for this company ever again!"

The camera man ten does a facepalm.

Everyone begins counting out loud, "Eight, seven, six, five..." everyone stops as the clock turns the numbers into Missingno, I mean, messed up graphics.

"Oh, no! An error!" the reporter says worriedly. But the clock fixes itself. It must have been programmed in.

"Two, one... HUUZZAH!!! The new year arrives and the reporter throws his microphone thing away at the public!

END

-------------------Chapter 31
-------------------For a Few Donuts More

Mono returned with Kirby's Co. and they all went to the pedestal, then to Clink. Clink said that Stu would know how to get to the next area, which is Excess Heights.

"Where do you think Stu is, Kirble?" Kirby asks.

"I think he's in Vermont," Kirble replies.

"I don't know where that is! Let's just try, uh..." Kirby looks around. "That door with the smiley."

Kirby and co. enter the house, to see a purple Popopo painting on the wall. "Ah, hello. You forgot to knock, no?" the Popopo says.

"Eh, are you Stu?" Kirbs asks.

"Why, yes, I am ze Stu you are looking for. Are you here to zee me art?"

"No, old bean, we need a way to get to Excess Heights," Bobbie says.

"Ah, zat is eazy! You must talk wit ze head of ze Po Syndicate, Monsieur Don Po."

"Uh, I don't think we can do that, he said not to bother him!" Kirby said worriedly.

"He'll be in ze good mood if you can get Monsieur McBrow with you."

"Hm, OK, let's go!" Kirby shouts.

"You're joking right? You should be a comedian! 'Cause dat's real funny!" Don Po says angrily to one of his workers, Lance.

"Sorry, Boss, it's da truth," Lance replies.

"Aw, tanks a lot! All my months o' planning gone ta waste! You screwed up real good, Lance!" Don Po is very furious, it seems...

"Well, what was I supposed ta do? Clean his lawn?" Lance says meekly.

"Yes! Dat was his next mission for us! Now, he knows we're against 'im! Get out of my sight, now! Fired!" Lance walks away, past Kirby.

"Hi, Don Po." Kirby says, trying to be optimistic.

"NO MOOD!" Don Po shouts.

"Heh, no donuts today, huh?" Mono says.

"Dang shipment never came in, and Lance got in trouble wit da Sheichner Poss!"

"Yeah, Hoover was making stuff for Luigi Zeno again, so he couldn't do it. I have the shipment here." Mono walks over and gives Don Po the shipment of Wolfe Logan Ice Cream Filled Cherry Sprinkled Donuts. Mono whispers something to Don Po. Don Po then gives Mono a golden card.

"Oh, my, those are Posh Express tickets, hm?" Blurr asks Mono.

"Yup! We get to take a 3 day train ride to Excess Heights. It's gonna be great," Mono says.

Kirby and co. are ready to ride the Posh Express! But, is it all it's cracked up to be? Find out in the next installment of, the Grode Chroni- I mean- Hero Novel!

END

-----------------------Chapter 32
-----------------------Day One of Posh

Kirby and co. are in their room. Kirby is staring at a square on the floor. "Is that my bed?" Kirby asks Kirble.

"Yeah, the floor there is made very soft and comfortable," Kirble replies.

Kirby notices another square on the floor. "Is that a bed, too?" he asks.

"No, that's a paper, dummy. It says, 'Leave the train now. A fatal, yummy fate awaits you if you don't.' "

"Woah, we should tell the conductor about this!" Kirbs says.

Kirby and co. quickly go to the back of the train to see the conductor. "Conductor!" Kirby shouts.

"Hey, no yelling...What do you want?" the conductor asks.

"We got a threatening love letter!" Kirby says, while handing the conductor the letter.

"Hmm...This doesn't look like a love letter... I'll let you know if I see anything suspicious, OK?"

"OK, thanks..." Kirby says. He then goes back to his room. But, he sees some people gathered around.

"Yes, I suspect that...It is you!!!" a blue Popopo shouts.

"What?! How could I have done it?! I own the thing! Why would I steal from myself?!" the chef of the Posh Express, Shimi Dee, says.

"Calm down, it was practice..." the blue Popopo says.

.......................

Kirby walks up to the blue Popopo and stares at him.

"...This pink guy must have done it! Why else is he staring at me blankly?"

Kirby continues to stare. The blue Popopo looks away from Kirby and notices a clue! "Ha! A trail of ice cream! Let's follow it!"

The blue Popopo follows the trail of red minted ice cream, and eventually finds their suspect.

"There's our suspect!!" the blue Popopo shouts.

"Uh, uh....." the wide green Popopo utters surprisedly.

"I thank you, Kirby," the blue Popopo says to Kirby. "If you hadn't given me that odd creepy stare I wouldn't...have..." he stops as he notices Kirby is still staring...

"Huh what? Oh, I zoned out, did Luigi find out what the cupcake is?" Kirby says.

*Bing*Bong*Bing*

Passengers, it is now 20:50, almost bed.

"See you tomorrow. Oh, by the way, I'm Penton," with that everyone goes to their beds. Let's see what Kirby's dreaming about......

Kirby's Dream...

Kirby comes out of a 2D house and says, "One two, tie my show! Three four, close the door!" Kirby slams the door and the house collapses. A pile of bricks appear next to Kirby. "Five six..............Lots of bricks!" Kirby then picks up a brick and throws it at a passerby, while saying, "Seven eight, life is straight."

A big fat chicken appears near Kirby. "Nine ten, a big fat hen!" Kirby then gets ripped in half and another Kirby comes out, saying, "Eleven, twelve-"

"KIRBY!"

"Wah, hah huh?" Kirby says, waking up.

"Kirby, you were shouting in your sleep," Vivan says.

"Oh, OK, I'll stop..."

Kirby's Dream...

"One two, buckle my shoe! Three four, pick up the floor!" Kirby then rips the floor open with his hand and turns the floor piece into sticks. "Five six, hit people with sticks." Kirby then throws the sticks at the same passerby as the last time. A gate appears infront of Kirby and Kirby says, "Seven eight, go on a date! Nine ten, start over agaaaaaaiiinnnah!"

"One two, buckle my shoe! Three four, pi-"

Kirby is then thrown out of the room and hits the wall hard. "What I do?"

"You won't shut up!" Kirble shouts. The door then closes and Kirby goes back to sleep...

END

Kirby has weird dreams, huh? Well, Shimi Dee is based on Chef Shimi in Paper Mario: tTYD. And the weird part is, my YouTube name is ShimiDia! Really! And I joined YouTube before I got Paper Mario! Weird, huh?

-------------------------Chapter 33
-------------------------The Culprit?

Kirby wakes up on the 2nd Day of Posh outside his room. "Mmm! What a nice sleep! Hm?" Kirby is holding something in his hand... "What's this? A...bookmark?!

WTF I READ?!?! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!!"

"Hey, stop yelling..." Kirbs says to Kirby. "Penton wants to see you."

Kirby enters the dining car when Penton says, "There's a thief among us! Oh, hi, Kirby. Someone stole this business guy's syrup."

The business guy says, "If it mixes with gold, it becomes a bomb. And the explosion is delicious, but fatal."

"Well, at least you die with happy taste buds!" Kirby says optimistically. "Wait, delicious means yummy...And fatal means fatal!"

"Yes, you challenged individual. Now, can we..." Penton stops his sentence for Kirby is giving him a blank stare again. Penton looks away from Kirby to see a Popopo holding the stolen syrup! "Aha!"

"Uh oh...Busted..." the thief with Sway Shades says.

"You're going straight to jail," Penton says. "You're not passing GO!, and you're not collecting $200."

"I'm not sure about the GO! and $200 parts, but I'm not going to jail!" the thief spins around and puts on a Party Hat! "I'm Dobble! Wahahaa!" Dobble then disappears!

Penton tells Kirby of what happened, and we skip ahead to when Kirby arrives at the sanctum. It's all boring...

Kirby sees his destination: The Excess Sanctum. Kirby and co. run up to the front door to see that it's...locked?! "Wah?! Why? It's locked!"

Penton walks up to Kirby and says, "Kirby? Why are you at my front door?"

"We need the Crystal Square inside the sanctum!" Kirby shouts.

"There's no need to shout. But, I live here. So, who do you think has the key?"

"Louis Alko?" Kirby guesses.

"Ew, no! I have the key, you dolt! That disgusting guy doesn't have it!"

"Hm? How's he disgusting?"

"He makes videos of...Furries! You know how disgusting Furries are!"

"I know...But, he only did that because all the videos of Furries sucked!"

"And why would you know that?"

"It was in Louis's autobiography!"

"Did he say he liked making videos of those grotesque things?"

"Hm...Yeah, I think he did."

"...Do you want the Crystal Square?"

"OK, let's go in..."

I have no idea how they got into Furries. Ew...Well, the heroes enter the Excess Sanctum next time! What'll happen there? You'll find out...

END

Furries=Disgusting

Sorry for taking awhile to update. Rougues and spywares don't let me do much.

----------------Chapter 34
----------------The New Conspiracy

Due to my stupid mind, this chapter will be in script...No, I'm not getting lazy, it's just that I don't feel like retyping everything all over again. I accidentally erased the post.

Kirby, Penton, and Kirby's Roadies enter the Excess Sanctum.

Kirby: Oh no!

The Shadow Alarms and Dobble disappear with the Crystal Square! Except Dobble, he runs through the glass.

Penton: Hm? Bad luck? Kirby, have you seen the movie, "Jumper?"

Kirby: I've seen the previews...

Penton: Good, then, jump into that painting. Where the Herring was.

Kirby runs over to the painting and jumps at it. He hits the painting hard and falls on the ground. He limps over to Penton.

Penton: Oops, sorry...You can only get in if the Crystal Square is inside of it. But, I, uh...Have the square in my pocket...

Penton takes out the Crystal Square and gives it to Kirby.

After 3 days, and a big smack in the face, Kirby obtained the final Crystal Square! But, what final challenges await him now?

Count Bleek: Now go, says Count Bleek!

Meam: Right away, Count!

Meam disappears in a square much similar to how Dementy did.

Nastess: So, yeah, Count? About the hero. He has the last Crystal Square now. Meam should be able to trick him.

Count Bleek: This pleases Count Bleek! Soon, this, quote on quote, "hero," will be no more!

END

--------------Chapter 35
--------------Arriving Home

Kirby and roadies are walking to Clink's house. But, Clink is outside his house and says to them, "Ah, Kirby! It's good to see you, my glayving!"

Kirby replies with, "Uh, hi Clink."

"Good, news, I sent some people to deal with the Countly person! He's no longer a threat. And the boat to Patycomb City leaves in 2 minutes!"

Kirby then runs off to the port. His Roadies follow behind him. As Kirby gets on the boat, he waves back to his faithful Roadies. Kirby begins to wonder about Clink. He seemed rushed. But, he then remembered that the creator is lazy. Hey, wait a minute! That ain't nice!!!

Annie is happily staring at the sky mentally when Kirby comes up and says, "Hey, Annie! How's your brain doing?"

Annie smiles and shouts, "Habafaaigh!"

And now, another guy comes up and greets Kirby. Kirby is a tad disappointed, and says, "Hey, can't you see I'm talking to a challenged child?"

"Obaigh! Hefaloogashinglad! WAAAIGH!" annie shouts happily.

The other guy says, "Kirby, the directlors guy wans to sees you ats the studio!" Apparently, he's the speech impediment kid.

"Ah, thanks." Kirby then runs off to the studio, where...

...where the Director says, "OK, remember to follow the script. Stay in character! ........ACTION!"

Jeff: I had to give a good distraction. And I knew just what to say...

Steve: Hey, what do you want?

Jeff: You good at riddles? i have a good one...There are two coins. They total up to thirty cents. One of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?

Jeff walks away from Steve and Chad, who are stumped by the riddle.

CUT!!!!!

The Director stopped the sketch and said, "This is a shootout scene! Not a riddle scene! Where're you getting this storyline?!"

"It's from Scrubs. That hospital show, remember?" Jeff says.

"I knew the scene, so I just went along with it," Steve adds in.

The director performs the copyrighted

Kirby supposedly pops out of the ground and shouts, "Dirctlors guy! You wanted to sees me?"

"...Yes, I wanted to sees you. I need you to do an Ask Kirby."

"Oh...I thought you were gonna make me do something fun," Kirby replies, disappointed. The director narrows his eyes at Kirby, which causes Kirby to say, "Er, I mean, Woohoo! I'd be, uh, glad to do the thing no one cares about on CGCv2, RWP, MKK, and DSU!"

END

-----------------Chapter 36
-----------------Ask Kirby...Featuring Real Questions!

Kirby forces a big smile and gladly says, "Yes, the show of questions! We would have actual people from CGC appear here, but none of the questions they asked were good enough. Isn't swell? =D Ahem, anyway, the first asker is Rick Doat!"

Rick walks onto the stage and asks his question: "Hey, hey, Kirby. What's the answer to the 30 cent, two coin riddle?"

"Aha, that's a quarter and a nickel. The quarter is the one that isn't a nickel," Kirby answers.

Rick walks off slowly, thinking about that answer, while Kirby shouts, "And we have Ron!"

The directlor guy shouts, "Kirby, I told you NOT TO SHOUT!!!!"

"Eh, OK, just don't get caps on me!" Kirby says, all upset like. "Uh, that comment was from a fan fiction made by one our readers. Uhm, Jenny, I think her name was? Oh well, uh, now we have Random Character No. 342!"

A Popopo wearing nerdy glasses walks onto the stage, then shoots his question. "Ahem! It's Jonny, OK? I'm a straight male, OK?"

Kirby: O.o "Uh, OK.....Well, now we have that weirdo who wants me to sing some stupid song.!"

The nerd walks off the stage, and the WWWKtSSSS walks onto the stage and asks, "OK, before we run out of time, sing the Kirby theme song, please?"

Kirby sighs, and starts, "Kirby, Kirby, Kirby, he's-" But, a ringtone sounds, and Kirby checks his phone... "Hello? ...Oh, hey, Baldie...No, nothing... I was...OK, fine..." Kirby closes his phone and says to the Popopo who likes that song, "Sorry, no singing."

The Weirdo who wants Kirby to sing some stupid song moans long and loudly.

"OK, that's all the time we have," Kirby optimistically says, " Until next time, it will be rare I will answer a question as dumb as these ones were. So long, everybody."

END

-----------------Chapter 37
-----------------The Conspiracy Unfolds

We join Kirby and Simon at the latter's house. If you don't understand what that means, it means we are at Simon's house, with Simon and Kirby talking.

We join during mid-conversation, where Simon says, "Today is sure is quiet, huh, Kirby? It's, uh, kinda boring. It just makes you wanna go... KABLAMMOOIE!!! You know?"

Kirby thinks of something to get Simon to shut up... "Oh! Maybe we can bother Won? He gets pretty funny when he's mad."

"Haha, yeah. It's always fun to annoy tempered people!" Simon says. And with that, Kirby and Simon skip out of the house, and head down the road to Star Won HQ.

But, they are stopped by Dustin, of Star Po, who worriedly says, "Kirby! Roadie! Mono's vanished! It's usually not a problem, but he vanished in a purpley, squarie vortex! I'd do it myself, but I'm not the star of this show..."

Kirby then rudely says, "Hey, shup, OK? We're going to bother his nemesis, OK? You handle it yourself... OK?" Kirby and Simon then continue skipping along the path to Star Won HQ.

Meanwhile, Won is talking to himself. O.o "OK, there's no wai this super uber plan can phail now!"

It seems like Won took too many hits from the bong... But, at that moment, Kirby and Simon barge in and shout, "Aha! Won! We got you! Release Mono this instant!"

Won is surprised to see them and says, "Ha! Tough luck! I put- Hey, wait. I never even did step 1! How can I kidnap him if I never turned invisible yet?!"

Kirby stares at Won disgustedly. Simon asks, "Kirby, what's with you? Did his Intimidate cut your intelligence?"

"The character he's based off of is a Furry..." Kirby replies.

Won does the copyrighted Facepalm and says, "Hey, we all know those characters may look like Furries, but they have dignity, while Furries do not."

"Blee hee hee!" laughs a mysterious voice. A square is drawn, flips, and reveals a floating, Purple Popopo with a left eye missing a pupil. "Bleek!" exclaims the one-eyed Popopo, "Your precious Mono was taken by Count Bleek! The one who can't be stopped is Count Bleek! The one who loves Arashi no Yoru ni is Count Bleek!"

"The one who talks in third person is Count Bleek!" Kirby shouts.

"Shup says Count Bleek!" Count Bleek shouts back.

"The weirdo with the messed up eye is Count Bleek!" Won replies.

"What you say does not matter to count Bleek, says Count Bleek!" Count Bleek says.

"Apparently, looking normal doesn't matter, either, to Count Bleek!" Won shouts.

Count Bleek then creates a purpley, squarie void. Kirby jumps at Count Bleek in an attempt to stop the crazed count, but a square appears over Count Bleek and knocks Kirby out and onto the floor. "Laughable says Count Bleek!" He then engulfs Simon and Won into the void, but leaves Kirby on the floor, unconscious.

"Blee hee hee! Bleek!" Count Bleek laughs as he disappears into the void. The void closes and Kirby's leg twitches. Kirby mumbles, "What... is... Arashi no Yoru ni?" then faints...

TO BE CONTINUED

Oh boy! Suspense! If you're wondering what Arashi no Yoru ni is, then go here:

Arashi no Yoru ni at Wikipedia

Also, woah, short chapter much?

------------------Chapter 38
------------------Welcome to Town

Kirby wakes up in a daze inside Star Won HQ. After coming to his senses, he mutters, "Ugh... Huh? How'd I get here? ...Oh yeah, another floatings freak..." Kirby looks behind him to see a floating, blue circle smiling happily. "Er... Who are you?" Kirby says, confused.

The circle replies, "I'm a Sirkl. You can-" But, Kirby falls and hurts himself in his confusion... The Sirkl stares sternly at Kirby until he gets up, then continues, "-call me Hinter. I need to take you somewhere. Hold on. Here we go!"

Hinter then creates a square around Kirby and flips the square, causing Kirby and Hinter to vanish. They reappear on top of a large white tower. Kirby is baffled again and says, "Heh? What? Where are we?"

Kirby's dumbfounded question is answered by a Blue Popopo. "You're on the Town Tower. Ah, I see you have met Hinter. So, where is the hero, Hinter? You said you'd come back with one. But all I see is a blubby, pink, not tuff puff..." the Blue Popopo says.

Hinter replies: "Er... The blubby, pink, not tuff puff is the hero, Maron..."

Maron realizes his mistake and says, "Ah, pink, just like the Light Story says! I knew it all along! So, you met Bleek, yes?"

"Yeah, I met him..." Kirby says quietly.

"Well, short story is he's bad and you're good," Maron says. "He wants to destroy all worlds, like Garish. But, unlike that beast, he's doing it because he lost the love of his life. So, Kirby, you are to stop Bleek from completing that goal, and let Garish do it instead. So, you accept your fate to save all worlds, yes?"

"No!" replies Kirby...

"Wonderful! Let's celebrate with milk and cookies made by the famous chef, Koopra! ...Wait... WHAT?!?! You said no?! How can you refuse?!"

"By not caring..."

"Buh- But, please! You're our only soap!!11!1 Er, what? I mean, HOPE! VERY LAST HOPE!!!! Puhleasuh!!! Save all worlds!!!!"

"OK, fine!"

"Wonderful then! But no treats from Koopra. People who don't answer don't get the best food ever. Instead, have this Pure Square!"

Kirby receives the Pure Square! Needed to beat the game properly without Action Replay or Gecko OS.

Maron creates squares around Kirby and Hinter to teleport them to World 1, and says, "Off you go to World 1!"

WORLD 1

Kirby vs. SG (Pronounced, "Ess Jee")

Kirby and a Blue Popopo appear at a large grassland plain. Kirby looks at the blue Popopo and asks, "Who are you?"

"It's me, Hinter. It seems like I need to be a Popopo to complete this world," Hinter answers.

After that, a Red Popopo walks up, mumbles something, and runs away from Kirby and Hinter. Kirby uses Hinter's "Tattle" ability to get Hinter to say, "That's an SG. They're a simple enemy. A simple stomp or eating them can defeat them. That particular one doesn't have any copyable abilities. It is based off of Shy Guys from the Mario games."

"Yeah, that's nice, but where is he going?" Kirby asks rudely.

"I dunno..." Hinter replies.

Then, a whole bunch of different coloured SG's come running up behind one White coloured SG with a Captain's Hat. The white SG says, "Ha ha! I got you now- Er, huh? You're just an innocent bystander..."

Kirby gets confused and says, "Innicen bycramper? Oh, innicen? Ah, Cen! Do you know Cendamos?"

The Captain SG angrily says, "What? You dare ask me if I know Cen?! Oh, Kirby... Hm... Well... I guess I can get away with two casualties..."

Hinter does and Kirby stands confused ...

END

-----------------------Chapter 39
-----------------------Twenty More

The SG Army and their captain, GG, are ready to attack Kirby. Kirby's objective is to end the battle in one turn. What will Kirby do?

Kirby/Tactics/Wuss Out/ Kirby runs away from battle!

Kirby and Hinter run away and hide behind a tree. Hinter says, "Kirby, how are we gonna defeat him? He has an army!"

Kirby thinks for a few seconds and replies, "We can steal Peardian's idea! We get a big Wooden Kirby, roll it to GG's house, post a note saying that we surrender and give you these partials, then we jump out and attack him! Easy!"

Hinter looks at Kirby sternly and says, "Uh, doing it in that order will not work at all..."

GG shouts from a few feet away, "I can easily hear you, for your information!"

"Uh..." Kirby utters, "Let's just go home for rest."

Hinter looks around and says, "Do you see a house for sale around here?"

"No, but, I see an abandoned house with a sign." Kirby says, pointing at a house made entirely out of gray cement blocks.

Hinter is baffled at how she never noticed it before... She and Kirby walk over to the house to read the sign. Hinter says, "It's a sign..."

"No, it's a Biospark..." Kirby says, reading the sign. It reads, "FOR KIRBY AND SIRKL MON ONLY."

"See, Hinter? A writer's convenience will always help us." Kirby says while entering the house. The interior is a little bland. Almost like a Blatant Level Edit as seen on the Hack Removal Log.

The only thing inside was a table with an empty flower pot on it. Kirby looks disappointed and says, "Well... I guess writer conveniences can't be perfect... I know! Let's eat so much Ice Cream, we lose touch with reality!"

"Oh! I like Ice Cream!" Hinter exclaims. Kirby, Hinter, and the camera men run off to get Ice Cream from Min D.'s Creme Shoppey. But, someone peers over the corner to check if they're gone, then goes inside the house...

"One Super DX Ice Cream Cone, please!" Kirby shouts at Min.

Hinter also shouts at Min, "Ditto!"

"Uh, OK... Here, but please stop shouting, you'll wake the Grizzos," Min quietly says while giving the Ice Cream to Kirby and Hinter.

Kirby challenges Hinter to a duel by saying, "Bet I can eat this faster than you!"

"You're on!" Hinter confirms. They both throw their Ice Cream in the air and catch the falling cream in their mouths. They swallow all the Ice Cream instantly...But get brain freeze. They begin to scream.

"DAAACK BRAIN FREEZE!"

"Huh? You actually have a brain, Kirby? Uh oh... Ow..OW! HA! COLD! HAHWAHOWSOIE! HOO HII!"

Min peeks out a door behind the counter as Kirby and Hinter get over their frozen brains. When the freeze stopped, little round squiggly lines flutter around Hinter. Hinter realizes that, "Uh oh, my 'Someone is inside our house' senses are tingling! We gotta get back to the house!"

Meanwhile, a BG, an SG that hides behind cutoff tiles, is about to pick up the empty flower vase, when he gets round squiggle lines around him. He realizes that, "Aw, snap! My 'someone's coming here because their 'Someone's in our house' senses are tingling' senses are tingling!"

Then arrow squiggy lines begin to fly feverishly around the BG. "Ah! Now my, 'Someone's almost here because their 'Someone's talking about their, 'someone's coming here because their, 'Someone's in our house' senses are tingling,' senses,' senses are tingling,' senses are tingling! I don't have much time!"

END

Er, no comment. Unless you count saying "No comment" is a comment.

--------------------Chapter 40
--------------------To Catch a BG

The BG is having a panic attack trying to gather his imaginary stuff and get out of the house in time. He's going a tad insane, you see... As soon as he gets his invisible stuff in his invisible pocket, he runs out the door to see Kirby and Hinter staring at BG!

"Meep..." BG utters quietly.

Hinter rubs his eyes and says, "OK, let me rub my eyes in disbelief." Kirby closes his eyes as well. As they're closing their eyes, BG quickly hides behind a cutoff tile.

Hinter and Kirby reopen their eyes, and see that BG has supposedly vanished! "Huh... I could've sworn I saw a bandit just now..." Hinter says.

Kirby replies with, "Hinter, you shouldn't swear."

Hinter shoots a glance at Kirby, then says, "That bandit was the guy I had tingly senses about! I know it! C'mon, we gotta find some spy stuff to catch him!" Hinter and Kirby run off back to Min's shop.

BG looks from behind his tile, "Hoo, that was a close one! Hehehee." BG then goes back into Kirby and Hinter's house.

Kirby and Hinter arrive at Min's shop. Before entering, Hinter explains, "Alright, Min D. should be able to help us."

Kirby questions her, "Wait, do you know everyone here?"

"My name's Hinter, I'm supposed to know everything. Why else would my name be Hinter?"

Kirby thinks for a moment and says, "Because 'Tipy' sounds too close to a copyrighted name?"

Hinter nods, "Exactly." They now enter the shop, and request assistance.

Min greets them with a, "Hello, customer! What do you wish to buy?"

Kirby decides to answer, "We need high tech equipment to find a guy who can disappear when you close your eyes!"

Hinter adds in, "Er, it's a BG, someone who hides behind cutoff tiles, I'm sure."

Min smiles and motions the two to follow her, "Then you are in luck! I have a Sirkl of useful things!"

Min walks up to a square hole in the wall, reaches inside, and pulls out a Sirkl, what Hinter is outside of this World. "Here!" Min says happily.

The Sirkl gladly speaks, "Eat me, and you'll gain cool powers! Then, just concentrate-" Kirby then gobbles up the Sirkl before it could finish its sentence.

Hinter is appalled at this... Kirby looks at her confusedly and says, "What? He said to eat him."

-Power Up-

Kirby can now use a Scanner, Infrared Sensor, and X-Ray vision!

"Yea, time to test!" Kirby shouts. He closes his eyes tightly and concentrates... A green screen with words and pictures pops up in front of his eyes! "Haha! I can see words!"

"What's it say?" Hinter asks.

"Nothing, they're words, they can't speak... But it reads: 'Hinter. Age: 22. Status: Smrt. She needs to be a Popopo for this world. She knows a lot of things. Is based off of Tippi from Super Paper Mario.'

Wait, you're a girl?!"

Hinters stares at Kirby. " OK, try the Infrared Sensor."

Kirby concentrates again, and now a red screen pops up. "Oh, everything's all red 'n' orange 'n' purple 'n' yellow 'n' wow!"

Hinter replies with, "Yeah, that's Infrared for you. OK, X-Ray is next, right?"

Kirby concentrates one more time to make a black screen pop up! "Heh, I can see the ice cream cone you ate! But, where are your bones?"

Hinter says, "Popopo don't have bones."

"Oh, hmmm.... That's all, huh?" Kirby turns the pop up screen off, then shouts, "Now we can get that bandit!"

Meanwhile, BG is conversing with a fellow thief with the Liberty Spikes hair wig. That Liberty Spikes dude says, "You mean this place was just unlocked? No security at all?!" Liberty Spikes dude stops as he notices squiggle lines around BG. "Uh, are your senses spazzing again?"

BG's senses are tingling again... He shouts, "Ah! People are coming here! Hurry hurry, get out!" The Liberty Spikes dude runs out of the house, leaving BG to think. "OK, OK, he noticed the lines on 44, so that means they started on 43. That means, the dumbbells are only 3 panels away from getting here! Knowing that, I should be able to-"

Kirby and Hinter enter their house and see BG talking to himself... BG utters a quiet, "Meep..."

TO BE CONTINUED

IMMEDIATELY, because I got all day with this stuff.

-----------------------Chapter 41
-----------------------Vs. BG Guy!

Kirby and Hinter rub their eyes in disbelief once again. As they do, BG hides behind another cutoff tile. They open their eyes to see nothing. Kirby concentrates to make that pop up window of Infrared Sensors to, uh, pop up.

Kirby says, "Uh, I can't really see him..."

The BG facepalms and says, "Wood's an insulator, dummy!"

Hinter exclaims, "Hey, l heard that!" Hinter then lifts up the cutoff tile BG is hiding behind, and they begin a battle!

Kirby/Attack/One-Two Punch/ Kirby goes in for a punch!

"WAIT!" shouts someone. Kirby stops and looks behind him to see a green Popopo floating in the air. "Do you even know about

Action Commands, Player 1?"

Kirby pauses for a bit, and says, "Uh, no?"

"OK, I'm Tutorial Man, and I'm gonna teach you. Player 2, you pay attention, too! So, go and punch him!"

Kirby punches BG!

"Freeze! OK, now press A!"

"Huh? What? But, there's no controller here!" Kirby shouts.

"Augh, just punch with your other hand."

Kirby punches BG again!

"Now press A once more!"

Kirby finishes it off with a kick! 12 damage!

"Good job! There are plenty more Action Commands, so try and learn the timing for them all!" Tutorial Man then revives 17 points of health for BG, giving him 20 HP! Tutorial Man then disappears as Kirby complains about how that's unfair.

Now the battle begins for real!

Kirby/Attack/One-Two Punch/ Kirby punches BG once, twice... But missed the final Action Command... 7 damage!

Hinter/Attack/Rising Cut/ Hinter punches BG thrice, then finishes with an uppercut! 8 damage!

BG/Technique/Cutoff-Tile Hide/ BG creates 4 cutoff tiles, hides behind one, and shifts them around!

Kirby asks Hinter, "How'd he do that?"

Hinter replies with, "You should know, but he's a BG, he can hide behind the background."

"Oh, OK! I'll attack then!"

..................

"OK, why can't I attack?!" Kirby shouts angrily.

BG answers his yelling, "You wasted your turn talking to your partner!"

Hinter/Technique/Trick/ Hinter attempts to trick BG!

"Haw haw, you're name is Bee Jee!"

"Hey, that's not nice!"

Using hearing, Hinter pulls up the cutoff tile BG is hiding behind and bashes him with it! 7 damage!

BG is defeated! Battle sequence... and chapter, is over!

END

And Moore to come.

-------------------------Chapter 42
-------------------------Vs. SG Guy

BG reluctantly apologizes, "OK, I'm sorry for being the person I'm expected to be."

Kirby looks at him confused-like and says, "What? No, we wanted you to join our party."

BG angrily says, "No way, go find some one else!"

Kirby sadly says, "Aw, really? Maybe you could be a Double Agent, like that Dr. Doak guy."

Now, SG appears and shouts, "Kirby! My army's taking their Sick Day today, so I'll deal with you myself!"

Another battle begins!

Kirby notices BG on their side, "BG, you're fighting with us?"

"What? No! I'm leaving!" With that, BG exits, stage left, and then enters, stage right. "Hey, what the?!" He then exits, stage right, and enters, stage left. "Gr, fine, I'm with you..."

Kirby/Attack/Vulcan Jab/ Kirby punches SG multiple times! 17 damage!

Hinter/Attack/Air Drop/ Hinter grabs SG, jumps up in the air, and smashes him into the ground! 15 damage!

BG/Technique/Thieve/ BG attempts to steal from SG!

BG shouts, "Hey look, it's your army!"

SG turns around and says, "Huh? Really?"

BG pickpockets SG and steals a Pure Square! He gives it to Kirby!

Kirby holds it up in the air with a big smile!

SG/Attack/Bomb/ SG places a bomb near Kirby's team! 10 damage!

Kirby/Attack/Rising Break/ Kirby punches SG into the air and kicks him back down! 17 damage!

SG has 1 point of health left, so he forfeits the match! "I'm outta here!"

Kirby points out the obvious to Hinter by saying, "We got the Pure Square and beat SG! So, what happens now?"

Hinter gives a fake grin and says, "We'll be transported to Town when our job here is done."

Kirby looks at BG and asks, "BG, wanna join us now?"

BG says, "No," and walks away.

SG comes back and says, "I guess I should give you this power-up now..."

SG takes out a Sirkl and lets it float to Kirby. "Eat me, and I'll give you-"

Kirby gobbles up the Sirkl before it could finish its sentence!

-Power Up-

Kirby can now see Character Bubbles and Character Skeletons!

Hinter looks at Kirby disgustedly... Kirby replies, "What? The thing said to eat him." Just then, squares are drawn around Kirby and Hinter. "Huh? What's happening?!"

Hinter exclaims, "We're going back to Town!"

Kirby and Hinter are teleported back to Town as the chapter reaches its...

END

----------------------Chapter 43
----------------------Mono's Escape

Mono McBrow wakes up from a nasty dream about flying dogs wearing capes. He sees that the room he awakened in is pitch black, but has seeable white outlines on the corners and flower mural paintings. "Ooh, huh? Where am l? Oh, yeah, l remember... That floating Count Freek... Er, I mean, Bleek..."

Mono attempts to use his comm link to call his team, "Hey, Damien, you hear me? It's Mono.... Hoover? Dustin? Anyone? Oh, there's the problem... No bars here..."

"Yeah, there's no internet connection here," a voice from behind Mono says. Mono turns around to see a Snow Coloured (White Body, Red Feet) Popopo. "I'm a former follower of Bleek, but I wasn't brainwashed, I did it on my own free will. But, when I found out about what he was planning, I didn't like it one bit. Thus, I'll help you escape."

Mono thinks for a moment, and says, "Are you sure you should do that?"

"Well, of course! I mean, it's in the Chapter's Title!" Snow Guy says. He motions for Mono to follow him, and Mono does so. By some odd, good luck, there's no door to Mono's holding place. "Self Restraint," Snow Guy says, "is what Bleek expects from his prisoners."

They make their way through the castle, and find an exit. Though, it leads to outside the castle, there is only a void there. "Halt!" Nastess' voice calls out. She, and other braid washed soldiers come up from behind them. "I knew I had a suspicion about you... I should have washed your braid a long time ago!"

Snow Guy quietly says to Mono, "OK, you might feel some pain right now..."

"Er, what? Pain?" Mono asks. As he finishes, Snow Guy pushes Mono into the void!

Nastess gasps! "You- You pushed him?! That was a stupid move... You're stupid..."

"no u!" Snow Guy replies.

"Mm, to avoid any more 'accidents,' I'm gonna braidwash you!"

"B-But how can I avoid any accidents if there's no bathroom here?!"

Nastess pokes the Snow Guy with a Red Glowing Spear, and the Snow Guy loses his pupil in his left eye and monotonously says, "All hail Count Bleek!"

END

Braidwashing?

---------------------------Chapter 44
---------------------------Snow Climbers!

Kirby and Hinter arrive at the Town Tower. Hinter is back in her Sirkl form. "Alright, that's one World down!" she says.

Maron comes along and greets them, "Ah, Kirby! You have the second Pure Square! Oh, and new Power Ups!"

"Hey, yeah! Kirby, why don't you test them out now?" Hinter happily suggests.

Kirby Koncentrates and a Yellow Screen appears before his eyes. "Oh, neat, you look like a yellow ball with other balls hanging out, Maron!"

"Uh, that sounds kinda wrong..... But, those are my Character Bubbles. They must be the SSBM02 version. See, Yellow are ones that can be attacked. Red ones do damage. Blue ones can't be touched. Green ones are invulnerable. Those are the basics."

Kirby looks at Hinter and asks, "Hey, why are you Green?"

Hinter smugly replies, "A highlight of being a Sirkl."

"OK, time for the Character Skeletons now!" Kirby says as he concentrates, looking as if he may pop a blood vessel... Now, a white screen appears in front of his eyes, and they show Maron as a circle with diamonds that detail where his body, legs, and arms are.

"Uhm, yeah, you look like what the narrator just said!"

Maron looks up at the sky in a sort of disappointed manner, and sees something falling out of the sky...

Kirby turns his view off and asks, "Hey, why aren't you looking at me?" Kirby looks up as Mono McBrow falls on the ground between Kirby and Maron. Mono's hat slowly floats down onto Kirby's head.

"Heh, hat..." Kirby silently utters.

Maron worriedly asks, "Are you OK?!"

"Yeah, I'm fine." Mono replies, rubbing his head.

"Why were you falling from the sky?" Maron asks as Mono takes his hat from Kirby.

"I was pushed off Bleek's Castle," Mono says. He turns to Kirby and says, "And I bet you're on an adventure, right?"

Kirby begins to shout, but Maron says, "Yes, he is! And you definitely must be our second hero! The second hero is said to descend from the Bubbly Clouds on to PopStar to help stop Count Bleek from destroying the Worlds, and let Cujo do it instead, because Garish somehow was defeated! So, help Kirby save all worlds.... temporarily!"

"Er, fine, sure."

"Great, See you!" Maron exclaims as he transports Kirby, Mono, and Hinter to the next world.

WORLD 2

Auraro Peak

The heroes arrive at a cold, Arctic plain filled with snow as far as the eye can see. Hinter feels the Pure Square presence, and informs the heroes, "Hm, I can sense the Pure Square is somewhere on top of that large, snow-capped mountain."

Kirby makes a disgusted face... He must not like climbing... "Uh, do we look like Popo and Nana?"

Hinter pauses for a moment to think and says, "Well... You're a Popopo... Close enough, right?"

Kirby gets an idea and smiles at Mono. "Uh, is it necessary to stare at me like that?"

Kirby happily says, "We can fly up there in your Alwing!"

"OK, I'll try..." Mono looks at his comm link again. "Nope, can't. There's no internet connection here, either..."

Kirby somehow manages to say, " " Yes, he said an emoticon. "I'm jealous..."

Hinter looks at him confusedly and asks, "What? Why?"

"You can float!"

"Umm... It tires me to... watch other people get tired? Uh, yeah, let's go with that."

END

Moar rofls, moar wafls!

-----------------------Chapter 45
-----------------------Star Po Origins?

As Kirby and Mono climb the mountain, I'm gonna tell you about how Star Po came to be. It's not meant to be funny, it's meant to be a filler.

FYI, Damien is a red Popopo with an eye patch on his right eye. Dustin is a green Popopo with a green Bazooka on his back. And Hoover is a yellow Popopo without any fancy accessories.

"Alright, thanks!" Damien says to a cross-eyed delivery boy as he closes the door. "Hoover, Dustin, we got an invite to join the Galactical Appliances and Other Related Junk Division!"

Dustin starts beaming and eagerly asks, "Really? What's a Galacity Apple with... Other Junk of Dividing Decimals?"

Damien looks at the pamphlet and says, "It's a Commandos-For-Hire sort of thing."

Dustin loses his smile and asks, "Er, what's that supposed to mean?"

Damien says, "All this pamphlet says is to go to the HQ, that's all."

Dustin blindly asks, "But, where's that?"

Damien starts to get annoyed and says, "It's going to be in the trash dump if you don't shup."

As Damien, Dustin, and Hoover arrive at the GAaORJDHQ, they are greeted by a Trainee Popopo who says, "Ah, hello, newco-"

Kirby then hollers up to Hinter, who is waiting at the top of the peak, "Yo, Hinter, why are you talking to yourself?! What are you talking about?"

Hinter snaps back to reality and looks at Kirby, who has just fallen on the ground as he reached the peak. "Oh, huh, nothing. Just reviewing the events of the past millennium..."

Mono is still full of energy as he reaches the peak. "Ha, some climb, eh?"

Kirby gets up and wipes the snow off his face and replies, "Yeah, very interesting... But, those Veggies were delicious! I love bonus levels!"

"Yeah, but did you have to grab that condor?"

"Er, well, I thought I was gonna get bonus points..."

"You don't get points for grabbing random flying birds!"

"But, I thought you did in Ice Climber!"

Mono and Kirby debate about how the game Ice climber works its point system as the filler chapter reaches its...

END

----------------------Chapter 46
----------------------Auratical Events

Kirby, Mono, and Hinter have arrived at the peak of Auraro Mountain and have settled their dispute over Ice Climber's point system. Kirby spies another Popopo, but he is blue and is emitting blue power from his hands.

At no one in particular, Kirby asks, "Who's that?"

Hinter answers, "I'm not sure, but I think he has..." Hinter stops as she sees Kirby running off towards the blue Popopo.

Kirby greets the blue stranger, "Hi, I'm Kirby!"

The blue Popopo opens his eyes, puts his hands together, and bows, "Greeting, Hero of Legend."

Kirby stares at him confusuzzledly and says, "Uuuuhh, I'm Kirby... Why are your hands glowing?"

Hinter flies up behind Kirby and yells, "Hey, don't you dare wander off when I'm talking to you!"

Kirby falls on his face and begs for forgiveness. :\ Hinter happily looks at the blue Popopo and asks, "So, who are you?"

The blue Popopo answers in a bold, calm voice, "I am Laur. This glow I'm giving off is called 'Aura.' "

Kirby dumbly asks, "What's Aura?"

Hinter takes the spotlight and says, "It's like a life force. It's given off by living things, usually more so when they feel strong emotions."

Kirby continues his expected question parade, "What's a Hero of Legend?"

Hinter quotes a passage from the Light Story, "When totally non-leet doom is nigh, a pink Star Warrior will appear. He will unite a hat-crazed Popopo, a bad reference to Wolf O'Donnell, and a squeamish coward to defeat an evil power with a messed up eye."

Mono slowly repeats, "Hat-crazed?" to himself.

Kirby asks again, "Where's the Pure Square?"

Laur answers this one, "Well, first, you need Aura abilities." Laur pokes Kirby with his Aura-flaming hand to transfer the Aura Controlling Stuff to him.

Kirby gained aura Abilities! The less HP he has, the more attack strength he has!

Laur nods and says, "Good, now you must find your inner self. Close your eyes and concentrate..."

Kirby does so, and mentally enters a world full of emptiness... Until, a smiley face appears. Smiley says, "Hi, welcome to your subconscious! Though you have the ability, you cannot control the Aura, yet. Here, you must find your inner Aura to control it! And I have it for you!"

Kirby happily shouts, "Yayz!"

Smiley says, "Oh wait, had..."

Kirby sadly shouts, "Aw!"

"It's over there!"

"Why can't you get it?"

"No hands."

Kirby walks to the floating wire frame square and is encountered by a Psychedelic Popopo! "Woah, who are you, Psycho Delick?"

Delick replies with, "I am the pirate and I will sink your ship!"

Kirby shouts, "What ship?!"

Delick swirls his hands and says, "He has One for Every Occasion!"

OK, back in the real world, Kirby has his eyes closed and is saying everything everyone says in his mental state: "What are you talking about? The 8-Bit Theatre Winz me! But, where is my Aura? It is my leet prize and you no get it!"

Mono stares at Kirby disgustedly, "He worries me sometimes..."

Hinter tries to hide her face in shame, "So embarrassing!"

Laur is looking at Kirby all confused-like, "This is our Pink Warrior?"

END

----------------------Chapter 47
----------------------Won's Escape

Kirby opens his eyes and shouts, "Yea! My inner me has been found by me!"

Laur nods and says, "Good, now put your hand in the air and focus your Aura into your hand, and release it."

Kirby closes his eyes and does that stuff Laur said. A small blue ball floats above Kirby's hand.

Laur closes his eyes and says, "You'll need more than that..."

Kirby closes his eyes tries to focus more Aura into his hand. Laur takes out the Pure Square and places it on Kirby's hand. Kirby feels this and opens his eyes to see that he spawned the Pure Square all by himself....Or, so he thinks... "Yea, I'm awesome!" Kirby shouts.

Those teleporting squares work their magic and warp Kirby, Hinter, and Mono back to Town.

Meanwhile, at Bleek's Castle, a former Bleek follower is picking the individual screws of an air vent in an attempt to escape. As he picks off the last one, he says, "Yes! Got it! The vent's open!"

Won walks over and says, "Good job there."

The former Bleek follower starts to slide down the vent and says, "I'll go down first to check if it's safe." And he does so. He sees the coast being clear and motions Won to come down. The former Bleek follower peeks around a doorway and sees Nastess talking with Count Bleek.

"Yeah, so, Count? The hero found another hero and the second Pure Square. He looks like he's trying to.... Hold on... I think l heard something..." Nastess walks over to the doorway and sees the former Bleek follower. "Oh, you again?"

Won takes advantage of Nastess' blindness and slowly sneaks away from the scene and through a door.

"I don't know how you keep escaping, Former Bleek Follower, but you're going back to that cell!"

About 30 minutes later, former Bleek follower finds his way to Castle Bleek's drawbridge, where Won has been waiting. "Sorry l took so long... So, since there's no Wi-Fi here, you'll need to jump off. Once you're out of the darkness, you'll have just enough time to connect to the Wi-Fi at the farm below, and call your ship."

Nastess walks onto the drawbridge and confronts former Bleek follower, "Escaped again? do l need to braidwash you?"

"Hurry, Won, jump off!" former Bleek follower shouts as he psuhes Won off the bridge.

"Augh, can you stop adding to the number of people who've fallen off the castle, former Bleek follower?"

Kirby, Mono, and Hinter arrive at Town Tower, and are greeted by Maron, "Kirby, you're back, hi! .......Kirby, I got nothin' to give you, bye!"

The heroes are then teleported again to the next World.

END

----------------------Chapter 48
----------------------Enter Star Won

Kirby, Mono, and Hinter have warped to a dark, mysterious room... Kirby to no one in particular asks, "Where are we?"

The lights suddenly turn on, revealing the room is filled with everyone Kirby's encountered on his adventure! They all shout, "HAPPY 50TH CHAPTER!!!!"

Kirby gets angry and shouts back, "WRONG!!!! It's chapter 48, not 50!!"

The crowd gets struck dumb and embarrassed... :P Kirby and his team are warped out of the room so they can continue their

adventure...

---------------------

Take 2: Kirby, Mono, and Hinter have warped to a large green plain... Kirby to no one in particular asks, "Where are we?"

Hinter replies with, "It's some large plain. I feel that the Pure Square is to the west." Hinter motions to the west and they all move in that direction.

After about 2 minutes of walking, Kirby starts, uh.... Talking to himself... "I can't do it! Yes you can! No, it's too far! Yes you can! Oh, shut up! no u! no u! no u! no u! no u! Oh, real mature! I know! Mmm hmm! Indeed! How about I find an egg and live in it?! Don't mind if l do! Fine! Why? Aw! Can I rest?"

Hinter nods slowly. Kirby sits down and relaxes, but it is interrupted...

"Can't let you do that, Star Po!"

Mono gasps and exclaims, "It's Star Won!"

Won gives an ebil smile and says, "Well, my team ain't here, but I'll be the one to take you down!"

Kirby shouts, "Can't we have two minutes of peace?!"

Won replies, "There's no time for peace! Besides, what fun is there in peace and quiet? A real warrior lives on the battlefield!"

Kirby complains moar, "But l can't sleep on a field!"

Mono motions Kirby and Hinter to get back, "Don't worry, I'll handle Won."

Kirby sits back and quickly falls asleep on the field...ZzzZZzzZzzz...

END

Battle is skipped because Kirby fell asleep. :P

------------------Chapter 49
------------------It's Some Dream

Kirby is still sleeping away while Mono and Won are in their fierce fight. Kirby's dream is an empty blue space... But hark, there is a pink circle, a green triangle, and a red square...

Circle: Yay, we're happy!

Triangle: Woo, I try angles!

Square: I am the pirate and I will sink you are ship!

Circle: No, I like my ship!

Triangle: Wrong, it's not, "you are ship!"

Square: Who cares, I'm square! Battle!

Circle: I bash you! 3 damage!

Triangle: I poke you, 8 damage!

Square: I turn around! Oh no, it's squiggly line!

Squiggly: Weer nidle! Iban yeer oh nogg! Orboo neek anass Sansu!

Circle: Yay, thanks!

Triangle: Oh, intriguing!

Squiggly: Skwaroo dye!

Circle: Aw, that's mean!

Triangle: Good idea, Squiggly!

Square: Aw, I'm sorry...

Circle: Nooo! I disapprove! It's hip to be a square!

Squiggly: Bum ergle adawso.

Circle: I bash through you, cutting you in half!

Squiggly: Yaeragh! I dye! X.x

Triangle: Losers, I'm outta here...

Square: Gee, thanks, Circle!

Circle: No problem! Our ship sails in the morning!

Square: Oh boy!

Circle: Yay, we're floating through 1-1!

Square: SMB!

Circle: Yay, now 1-2!

Square: You idiot, this is SMW, 2-2!

Circle: Shuddap, who cares?!

Square: Me!

Circle: Jeremy!

Square: Stoltz!

Circle: Paul!

Square: Albert!

Circle: John!

Square: Newman!

Circle: Comma!

Square: Junior!

Circle: Period!

Square: AH, murder!

"KIRBY, will you wake up?!"

"I'm awake!" Kirby shouts as he awakes.

Hinter nods at Kirby slowly as Kirby asks, "Hey, where's Won?"

Hinter smiles and says, "Mono got Won to join our party." Won turns his eyes away and scowls. Hinter continues on, "And we also see the Pure Square. The Guy Over There has it."

Kirby looks over to a green penguin holding the Pure Square and says, "But... I Wanna be the Guy." Kirby walks over to The Guy and abruptly says, "Yo, Random, give the Square. Do so, and I'll buy you the new Mr. T. game!"

The Penguin frowns and says, "Random isn't a good name for someone you just met. Get lost!" Kirby runs back to Won and shouts, "Tag Out!"

Won walks over to the Green Penguin, takes the Pure Square, and hands it to Kirby. Kirby got the Pure Square! Technically making him, "The Guy Who Has the Pure Square!"

The transporting squares appear over Kirby and his friends then does the transporting thing it does.

Meanwhile, at Bleek's Castle, Simon and that Popopo who keeps helping the heroes are sneaking through the castle. "OK, it's only a few more steps," That Popopo says.

But Nastess blocks the way and rolls her eyes. "C'mon, how many times have we did this? I'm just gonna put you in the attic!"

That Popopo stares at her confused and says, "Th-This place doesn't have an attic."

Nastess adjusts her glasses and smiles, "Of course we do. There's just no physical entrance to it." Nastess uses her magic to trap That Popopo inside the attic.

Simon edges away from Nastess, but she tells him that, "Simon, I have special plans for you!"

As fast as the heroes got to Town Tower, Maron sends them away to the next world.

"Yeah, I'm busy making a sammich," Maron says as he slathers honey on the peanut buttered sammich.

END

BTW, imagine Won as constantly glaring at Mono when idle. I made him glare at him a lot in the comics.

------------------------Chapter 50
------------------------Milky Way Wishes

Kirby, Mono, Won, and Hinter reappear in a vast black void, filled with yellow dots and large star-shaped objects... Must be the Milky Way!

Hinter gazes upon the sight in awe as Mono gets a live message on his comm link. He answers it to hear Dustin shout, "Ha! Hey, look, it's Mono!"

Mono smiles and answers, "Heh, hey, guys!"

Kirby scratches his head in confusion. "Er, how are they talking with each other?"

Hinter stops gazing and gives a stiff stare at Kirby, "Comm links, Mr. Smrt."

Dustin worriedly asks Mono, "H-Hey! How's you supposed to breathe?! There's no air!"

Kirby and his friends realize this and start gasping for a breath! Won calls his star ship, the Wonston, and boards it to breathe, but leaves Kirby and Mono alone.

Hinter gets an epiphany from this, "Oh yeah... You guys need air to breathe, huh?"

Kirby rapidly nods his head. "Oh, geeze... Well, I don't need it, being a Sirkl and all. But, uh... Well... Uhm...."

Kirby slowly stops moving... Hinter shouts out, "NO!!!" and manages to warp them all back to Town Tower just in time.

"Kirby, Mono, you guys OK?" Hinter worriedly asks.

Kirby smiles and says, "Heh, yea! Did we get the square?"

Hinter smiles as she replies, "No, but I managed to warp you all back here just in time."

Maron frowns and says, "You guys stepped in my sammich."

Won looks below his feet and sees the squishy combination of bread, peanut butter, honey, and apple. Won is not amused.

Hinter ignores the mess under Won's feet and says, "Yea, we went into space, Maron."

Maron forgets the mess as well and happily shouts, "Oh! Rocking! I bet that was unexpected!"

"Yeah, it was, but Kirby and his friends couldn't breathe out there."

If Won had teeth, he'd be gritting them.

Maron smiles and says, "I got just the opposition for non-breathing places!" Maron takes out his special wallet and scrolls through his available items.

"GET OUT OF JAIL FREE! Not valid in life." "No, not that."

"D-UP BADGE. PM2!" "No, no..."

"Barry's Boomer AIR GUM." "Ah, yes, Boomer Air Gum! Eat this, and you'll breathe anywhere! It works by emitting all the necessary gasses for breathing when chewed on!"

Mono looks at it questionably and questions it, "But, we can't chew. We have no teeth."

"See, it's logic like that which makes you lose the game! Now take the gum and chew!"

Kirby takes the gum and the heroes are warped back to space!

END

-----------------------Chapter 51
-----------------------Milky Way Wishes Again

"OK, Kirby, your turn to eat the gum," Hinter says.

"No, it's coconut, and coconuts always hurt my head."

"Kirby, this ain't the kind of coconuts that fall from the ceiling to bop your head."

Kirby crosses his arms and says, "Nope, I dee see!" Kirby starts losing his breath from the lack of air.

Hinter worriedly urges, "Please, eat the gum!" Kirby denies the request. "It's not like water where you can magically breathe!"

"Shup!" Kirby shouts.

"You explode in these conditions, y'know. Eat the gum!"

"I...said no!"

"Augh, I don't knows who's stupider here. You for not wanting to breathe, or me for even listening!"

Mono shakes his head and jams a piece of gum in Kirby's mouth. Kirby screams out about how the flavour is, "Absolutely disgusting! Bleck, YUCKY DUCKY! Whoop, flavour's gone."

Hinter closes her eyes and thinks...

Kirby notices floating letters floating by. "Hey, what are those letters there for?"

Hinter reopens her eyes and glances at the letters, "It's 'Save Our Ship.' They seem to be coming from that ship."

The ship Hinter mentioned hatch opens up and a small, green Popopo pops out, with a, "Squee!" The green Popopo floats over to Kirby and his friends and greets, "Thanks you for saving me, I am! For the case you are wondering, name is Planun, mine is! Though it weird with deformities in speeches, I know great stuff in quantities of large."

Hinter slowly nods and says, "Yeah, cool, uh... You know where to find the Pure Square?"

Planun smiles and says, "Yes, ah. I know. You are lacking the introduction for proper greeting. But the asking of your question tells me all. You heroes, thou are. I, Planun, can be help for thee. We depart for the O Zone layer of place of Pure Square. Paragraph I word out is long, but is good for paragraphs are not a plenty in the series. Follow me, it will be far, but get there I will do for you!"

Planun waves for the heroes to follow and finds the way to the "O Zone layer of the Pure Square."

Planun shrugs and says, "This it, we found. It. Do. Kirble... Hm, I reference. Oh? Sorry, Planun went out of space. Spaced out, you say. There, the door to O Zone. We head in and greet the Mr. Puzzler."

Planun leads the heroes to a floating door in space. He opens it and tells the heroes to enter. As they do, Planun slams the door shut and gladly floats away.

Hinter looks back and says, "Hey, that guy closes the door on us!"

Kirby looks at her and says, "Oh... Really?"

The heroes then gaze upon the new location they're in. It is the O Zone layer of the Pure Square. It is a pale green room, only rectangular shaped. The only thing really notable is the yellow Popopo standing in the middle of the room.

And that yellow Popopo approaches. "Haiya! I can be called the Mr. Puzzler! I am not related to Mr. Puzzler, no, I am the Mr. Puzzler! You get it?"

Kirby replies with, "Why is space filled with weirdos?"

The Mr. Puzzler spins around and says, "To add variety to the vast emptiness, Wynaut! Now, I will start my puzzle, ready?"

The team all nod at the Mr. Puzzler.

"Great then! Now here we go! You must tell me what is wrong with my speech. You each get one turn! Go!"

Kirby: Hm... No e's?

X WRONG, no, I had "E" in a lot of words.

Mono: Hm, you're incredibly happy?

XX WRONG, there is no wrong with a gay outlook!

Hinter: Let's see.... I think... It needs more desu?

XXX WRONG, no one can grasp the true form of your guess! One last chance!

Won: *sigh* One syllable words.

XXXO RIGHT, I have been stuck on one since we had our start!

The Mr. Puzzler smiles and pulls out a Pure Square! "Just in time, too! We only have 400 characters left in this block!"

Kirby got the next Pure Square! Kirby holds it high in the air in great happiness!

END

------------------Bounus 1
------------------Short Epiphany

The Mr. Puzzler is happily sipping tea as he reviews the log recording of the latest events. "Oh, hm, yes, my the Mr. Puzzling Techniques did well in that last chapter, indeed," he says to himself. But as he notices something extraordinary, he spits out his tea and shouts, "Huh?!

Wuh-What is this?!"

Originally Posted by Mr. Puzzler

XX WRONG, there is no wrong with a gay outlook!

The Mr. Puzzler fumbles out of his chair and quickly gets back up to check the screen once more. "N-NOOOOOO!!!! I used a TWO syllable word when I was to be only restricted to ONE!!!! YEEEAAAAARRRGGH!!!!!"

The Mr. Puzzler has some spasms afterward... Poor guy.

END

----------------------Chapter 52
----------------------Mister *Sigh* / Apple Sauce

Kirby continues holding his newly attained Pure Square high in the air until... Swipe! "H-Hey! That was mine!" Kirby shouts out angrily.

"Not anymore," the yellow Popopo with goggles says, "This Pure Square now belongs to," he turns around to unveil his goggled face, "Mr. Sigh!"

"Oh, hi, Simon!" Kirby greets joyfully.

Simon stutters surprisedly, "No, l-l'm not Simon! It's Muh-Mr. Sigh!"

Kirby scratches his head confusuzzled like and utters, "Of course you're Simon. You look exactly like him... just with a cheesy mask."

Sim- er, l mean, Mr. Sigh cries out, "N-No! Not! Mr. Sigh! Wait, l mean, am! l AM MR. SIGH!"

Mr. Sigh/Attack/ Mr. Sigh kicks Kirby with Style! 4 damage!

Kirby/Technique/ Kirby runs up to Mr. Sigh and shouts "Hi Simon!" Mr. Sigh shouts out various antics of what his name can sound like as Kirby steals the Pure Square from behind Mr. Sigh!

"...erstand that it sounds like Sighing Man as well, but it just isn't that! Mr. Sigh it is howey, why the... Hey! You stole the Pure Square l stole!"

Kirby and his group finally get warped back to the Town Tower.

"Man... The Count's not gonna like this," Mr. Sigh sighs out. "Gotta come up with an excuse for him... He pushed me down and sang show tunes. He'll believe that."

"Ah, heroes! You return again! l presume with hands full of squares?" Maron says as Kirby and his party arrive.

"Yep," Mono assures, "We obtained the Pure Square with ease."

Won scoffs as Mono finishes the sentence.

Maron smiles greatly and asks, "How was the gum?"

Kirby gags and shouts, "Horriblé!"

Maron sympathetically offers, "Aw, you used an accent? Well, l'll give you a bonus item, Appalling Sauce!"

As Kirby receives the item, he shouts, "Sweetness! Apple Sauce!" Kirby proceeds to open and eat the fruity sauce in one gulp.

Maron is baffled by Kirby's swift actions and warns, "Eer, the User is not supposed to eat the- Oohhhh....."

Kirby licks his lips and asks, "Yeah, what?"

Hinter quickly explains, "Kirby. If one eats Appalling Sauce, they will become overwhelmed with fear due to the fancy nanobots programmed to entice the fluids or whatever that cause fear in most organisms."

Kirby smiles and says, "Well l feel fine. Just like those guys who sang about the end of a world."

Maron flinches and murmurs, "N-No, no world ending jokes, please."

Kirby's smile then slowly fades and his eyes grow wide... "AAAH! "NO!! A CIRCLE!" Kirby runs away from the group and tries to open the elevator door when he realizes that, "Elevator Doors can cut people in half!" He can't jump off the Tower 'cause, "l might hit a bird while falling and l'll get pecked!" He can't stand still because, "The Grim Reaper will get me for being in one place for too long!"

Maron sighs, "We'll have to wait until the nanobots are evaporated or whatever happens."

After 20 minutes, "Hi guys," Kirby says gladly, "l'm back! What'd l miss?"

"Your boat! Now off to the next world!" Maron shouts as he transports Kirby, Hinter, Mono, and Won to the next world.

END

--------------------------Chapter 53
--------------------------Blame Society

Hinter, Kirby, Mono, and Won arrive in a valley filled with audience members gathered in large stands, waving their hands and screaming at the spectacle at hand. No, Kirby's not the spectacle, it's...

"Bio Warrior, my friends!" shouts a green Popopo with Security Sunglasses at Kirby and his company.

"Huh? Oh! What's that?" Kirby asks peculiarly...

"It's a physical test of strength and will! The contestants run exhausting courses full of traps, physical tests, and thrills!" he answers.

"Oh," Mono starts, "l've heard of this! It's that game where 100 people do unbelievably tiring challenges for glory and prize money!"

Kirby makes a worried face and says, "Ooh, that sounds hard! ls there something easier we can do for the Pure Square?"

The Security Guard lowers his glasses a tad and push them back up and says, "Ah hm hm? Hrrm, come. Let's discuss this in a more private area..."

The Security Guard pulls a blanket from the dirt ground over their heads and it covers him and the heroes. "OK, if you want the Pure Square, you gotta do us a favour..."

Kirby wipes dirt from his eyes and says quite loudly, "Oh? What kind of favor? And why did you say 'favour?' "

The Security Guard frowns and sternly, yet quietly, says, "It's what the Cou- Er, Boss wants me, er, us to say. Now... Hrm... People bet money on this competition... Whenever the people who bet lose, we get their money. You followin' me?"

Kirby thinks thoughtfully and loudly asks, "So you want money to get early retirements?"

The green Security Guard snickers and lightly says, "Yeah, you could say that. But we can't get the money if the betters win, now can we?"

Hinter makes a frown as Kirby says, "You mean you're corrupt?"

"Hey, not so loud, it's supposed to be a secret!" the Security Guard snaps.

"OK, I GET IT. =3" Kirby shouts.

Suddenly, the dirty blanket is lift up by a blue Popopo Security Guard with sunglasses, "Hey! I thought l fired you for swindling the customers!"

The green "Security Guard's" sunglasses fall off and he shouts in a high pitched voice, "Oh, how did l get caught?!"

Kirby and his party members gasp and Mono exclaims, "It's Meam!"

Kirby looks at Mono confusedly and asks, "When did you meet Meam?"

Mono answers, "Uh, in Chapter..... Did anyone meet Meam?"

And then, everyone was: (O.o)

Hinter breaks the (O.o)ing with, "Hey, Meam got away!"

The real Security Guard says, "Oh, it's fine. He, she, or it disappeared back to his, her, or its hole. l heard a mention of the Pure Square, l recall?"

"Yeah," Hinter says, "We're searching for them because we need to save all worlds with them!"

The Security Guard checks to see if anyone is looking and hands over the Pure Square, "You didn't get it this easily."

Kirby questions him, "But, all we had to do was shout abo-"

"Not easy!"

The heroes obtain their next Pure Square and disappear from the world without joining the competition.

"Now they can't interfere with our set up to get more money from the audience, wahaHA!" the Security guard says to himself.

The announcer of the competition announces, "Oohh, Rayota Boke has finished with a record time of 12 seconds left on the clooooock!"

The Security Guard turns around and gasps! "That wasn't scripted!" :O

"The heroes arrive and l give my greeting! Hello!" Maron greets in joy.

Hinter smiles and says, "You never speak in 3rd person unless you have great information to give!"

"Oh, indeed Maron does! He has a wonderfully blocky square in his hands!" Maron says as he pulls out another Pure Square!

The heroes go as Mono asks, "Hey, you found one? Were you holding out on us?"

"No, Maron says with glee! He was merely bored and started searching his closet when the esteemed profiteer finds a Pure Square inside it!"

Who's the esteemed profiteer? Kirby thinks.

Hinter makes a great, big smile and says, "That sure is great stuff, Maron!"

"Yes, Maron exclaims!" Maron shouts, "Now give me all the other Pure Squares

Kirby smiles and hands them over one at a time, "Only because you made me laugh!"

When did Kirby laugh in the past hour? Hinter thinks.

Maron places the Pure Squares into his Strange Sack, then says, "Now off to the Finale for you! Count Bleek himself!"

"Heh? Don't we need the Pure Squares?" Hinter asks surprised.

"No, not really," Maron says nonchalant-like, "l just needed someone to get me some money makers for me."

People sure are corrupt these days... Mono thinks.

Kirby frowns and asks, "Can l get a share of the profit?"

Hinter makes a [smile]

"Mmm, no!" Maron says cheerfully. "..........Oh fine, maybe a little..."

l really loathe Mono McBrow... Won thinks.

"Now off to the next World for you!" Maron happily shouts as he teleports Kirby, Hinter, Won, and Mono to the final stage of their adventure.

END

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