Hero Novel

-------------Chapter 1
-------------The Welcoming Party

Kirby received a map in the mail. It showed an odd place that seemed familiar. He asked Rob, the ferryman, of what it was. He told Kirby that it was a place full of thugs and crooks. "I can take you there," Rob said, "But it is very dangerous."

"I know," Kirby replied, "I just feel obliged to go."

"Well, if you say so. I'll be ready in a couple minutes." Rob searched around. "Here, talk with this guy." Rob pulled Simon, Kirby's Yourspace friend, over.

"Hey, watch it! I'm very sensitive." Simon explained to Rob.

"Hey, Simon!" Kirby shouted.

"Oh, hi there, Kirby," Simon replied, "So, I got a Friend Request from Doat's band."

"Aw, no, really?" Kirby said surprisingly.

"Yeah! And they are terrible!" Simon said with disgust, "But, what can I do? Do I, like, reject the request?"

"Oh, no way! He'll find you! Just like he found me. You can never reject one of his requests."

"Yeah, but, they're not my friends. I need to pretend they're my friends just so we don't have an awkward moment? This is why I hate Yourspace!"

"Yeah, well," Kirby thought for a moment, "Well, what difference does it make? You only have 60 friends. I have like 400 friends, heh..."

"Great, Kirby."

"Have you seen that list?"

"Yes..." Simon was getting annoyed.

"Hey, guys!" a whiny, cracked voice said.

"Oh, hey, Doat," said Kirby.

"Why haven't you accepted my friend request, Simon?" Doat asked in an especially whiny voice.

Simon was starting to sweat. "I-I, uh, I-I'm, uh, gonna get to it."

Kirby got out of the awkward conversation by saying, "Look at the time, I gotta go, bye!" and leaving.

"Don't you leave me here!" Simon desperately said. But, Kirby had left. Poor Simon had to deal with Doat alone.

Kirby had gotten to the port when Rob said, "Kirby, your boat's here!"

"Yay!" Kirby shouted loudly.

"Kirby," a faint voice said. "Kirby!"

"Huh? School already? But, it's onlammaa!" Kirby started to drift back to sleep.

"KIRBY!!"

"Yes, Sargent Hoppenheffer!" Kirby shouted as he woke up.

"Uh, it's Rob." Rob said flatly, "The town you spoke of is in view." They arrived at their destination safely. Kirby couldn't remember anything about the ride. Maybe he had too much Sunkist Float? Nah... Anyway, Kirby got off the ship and started to walk to the town gate, when suddenly.

"Aaaahh, don't touch me!" There was some commotion going on at the port! Kirby looked over and saw a small Popopo with a doctor-like hat and a big Popopo with big eyebrows pointing in the letter "V."

"Oh, knock it off!" the V-brow man said, "I know you were asking around about the Crystal Squares! Now, I'm doing the asking!"

Kirby didn't realize that it was a bad guy, good guy situation and decided to ask them for directions. "Excuse me, I'm lo-" The doctor hat boy, or girl ran behind Kirby.

"I'm not gonna tell you!" He, or she exclaimed.

"Who do you think you are, trying to foil my plans?! Oh, you're in a world of hurt, pink guy!" the V-brow man angrily said.

Looks like the random people around the port get to see a fight? Maybe...

END

Post your comments on the chapter here! I will try to update this as much as possible. Also, note, this is kinda a mix between suspense and comedy.

--------------------Chapter 2
--------------------The Town Streets

"Your gonna taste my Bump With Crump!" the V-brow man said. Judging from his name, his name is probably Bump.

"Come on, Pinky, hit him with your hammer!" The doctor boy said.

Kirby goes up to Bump and swings his hammer at him. Bump hardly feels any damage, but he thinks it's time to call in backup. "Hmm... V-Nauts, get them!" V-Nauts, little paid, Popopo servants, come raining down. The doctor boy pulls Kirby away from the V-Nauts' landing.

"C'mon, let's get outta here!" the doctor boy said to Kirby. You know what? I think the doctor boy is a doctor girl. Anyway...

"I don't like to be pulled." Kirby said dizzily.

"C'mon!" the doctor girl exclaimed. With that, the doctor girl and Kirby ran away from the scene.

"Hey, V-Nauts, wait!" Bump shouted. "Johnson, you see where they went?"

"Eh, no, Lord Bump," Johnson meekly replied.

"Aw, crud, they bolted!"

"I think we lost them," the doctor girl said.

"Are you a doctor?" Kirby dumbly asked with big, round eyes.

"No! I'm an archaeologist! This hat is a light! And in case you're wondering, I'm Kirble, a boy." Oh, she's a he! I forgot!

"Well, I'm looking for someone," Kirby ignored Kirble, "He's Mono McBrow. He gave me this map." Ah! A Star Fox reference!! I mean, Kirby holds out the map he got in the mail.

"Ooh, we should show that to Professor Clink. He's smart, he'll know what to do." Kirby and Kirble then walked to Clink's house, with Kirble telling Kirby where to go.

But, someone comes running up and bumps into Kirby. "Oops! Sorry, sucker!" The man runs away, hurriedly.

"Hey, Kirby, wake up! That jerk just stole half your coins!"

"HEY!!" Kirby screams and rushes after the guy.

"Heh, what a rube!" The thief says to himself.

Then, Kirby comes running up and shouts, "GIMME MAH COINS!!!11!!11!"

"Here!" The thief quickly gives the money back. Then says, "Let me give you some advice, even the innocent looking are thieves." But, Kirby ran off without listening. "Yeah, real polite," the thief says to himself.

Kirby walks back to where he was. Kirble comes out of a house and says, "Kirby, in here!" Kirby comes in and sees a Popopo with swirly glasses. "Kirby, this is Professor Clink." Kirble motions his hands over to the Popopo with swirly glasses.

"Well-a, hi there, flaivin'!" Clink happily greets. "You are Kirble, right?"

"Yup, that's me!" Kirble says with pride.

"And this pink gahowving is..." Clink says with a short pause. Kirby strikes a pose with one hand in the air and a big smile on his face. "Uhm, who is he?" Clink asks after the pause. When hearing this, Kirby is set off balance and falls on the floor.

"Professor Clink, he's Kirby! You know, the famous pink Popopo?" Kirble says surprised.

"Well how am I supposed to know everyone for glaiving out loud?" Clink replies.

Clink explains everything about the map and what Kirby should do between the end of this chapter and the start of the next.

END

In case you haven't noticed, Clink is based off of Professor Frink of the Simpsons. Well, at least his speech is.

-----------------------Chapter 3
-----------------------The Path to Take

Clink had just finished explaining where to go. "So, we just need to go to the Pedestal," Clink calmly says, "We just use a Portal Pipe to get there."

"Don't you mean a Warp P-" Kirby is cut off by Clink, who screams:

"THAT'S A COPYRIGHTED NAME!!!! If you say that, we'll be sued by lawyers and that's not good, no."

"OK, OK! Let's just go," Kirby says. Kirby and Kirble follow Clink to the Pedestal. They find themselves in a big room with a big door and a pedestal looking object. "Is that the Pedestal?" Kirby asks.

"I'm sure I don't need to answer that, you silly crazy," Clink replies. "Now get on the Pedestal. Something good should happen." Kirby walks over and stands on the Pedestal. Kirby's map floats out of his hand and into the air above Kirby. It then flashes brightly and drifts lazily back to Kirby's hand.

"Guys, my map changed!" Kirby shouts.

"Let's go back to my house, so I can study it there," Clink says. With that, they go back to Clink's house and Clink lectures Kirby and Kirble about what to do next. "...and that's all there is for you to do. Hey... Hey! Don't you guys sleep! Were you listening?!" Clink shouts.

"Yes, Professor Logan!" Kirby shouts as he wakes up.

"How about you glivingings go to Stemburg?" Clink asks.

"We're on our way, Wolfe!" Kirby says, still half asleep.

Kirby and Kirble arrive at Stemburg and meet up with the town official. "Hey." Kirby greets.

"Oh, hi," the official says, "We don't get many visitors here. What brings you here, to Stemburg?"

"Woah, that's not the line you guys usually use here." Kirble says.

"Sorry, but an evil scientist is tormenting us. He's at his castle,"

"I'll take the case!" Kirby shouts. Realizing he used a quote from Harvey, he quickly corrects himself, "Ah! I mean, I'll stop him! Yeah..."

"You'll need Rock Keys to get up to his castle," the official replies, ignoring Kirby's mistake.

"To get where?" Kirby must've forgot already.

The official was getting annoyed. "To get to his castle. Where else?"

But, Kirby disappeared. Where could he have gone? Find out next time in- "Hey, Kirble, what are ya doin'?! I know where the Rock Keys are!" Kirby shouts from a few yards away.

OK, so, next time, we see how Kirby finds those Rock Keys!

END

-------------------------Chapter 4
-------------------------The Rock Keys

Kirby and Kirble are about to go into a fortress where the Rock Keys are being held. "Let's go!" Kirby shouts. Kirby starts to run when someone screams.

"WAIT!!!!" shouts someone. "Sorry for yelling, and all, but... I'm Kirbs and... uh... Well, I... tried to comm, um..." Kirbs couldn't get the words out. He was struggling to muster up the courage. "......................uh... I........................................... Just forget me, bye!" Kirbs then runs off, back to Stemburg.

"...Ooooookay, what was his beef, huh?" Kirble says. After that, Kirble and Kirby go in the fortress. In that fortress, lies a statue, that looks somewhat like a brownie with a face.

Kirby's not a smart cookie, so he says, "Hiii, Statue!" Kirble makes a face that shows his distaste in Kirby's logic.

The statue starts to talk! It says, "W-Whuh? Who's there? Hm? Some pink guy? Alright, you probably want the Rock Keys so, we're gonna play the Super Fun Quawk Quiz! Alright, here's your question, Pinky: Where is the one, and only, Emerald Star?"

Kirby asks a question, instead of answering :no: , "What's an Emerald Star?"

That was obviously not right :facepalm ,"EEEEEEH! Wrong answer!" The brownie brick statue says, "Time to play the Pain Game!"

"Aw, Quawk." Kirby says in dismay. Then, two rock-like orbs fall from the ceiling and hit Kirby and Kirble on the head. The two then rub their heads, trying to relieve the small pain.

"WHAT?!?! How'd you survive?!" the brownie brick statue doesn't seem to understand how they survived. Even though, it was just a small bump. "Grrr...Fine! You can have the Rock Keys. They're what should've killed you. Stupid rules..."

"YAY!!!" Kirby shouts out in joy. The two then run off to put the Rock Keys into the artifacts I forgot to mention they saw when they arrived in Stemburg. A hole then appears.

Of course, Kirby doesn't get it, and says, "Now what?"

Kirble does a :facepalm and jumps into the hole. "Oh, now I get it!" Kirby says and jumps down into the hole!

Thus starts the first segment, "CUBIX VENTURE."

END

-----------------------Chapter 5
-----------------------Cubix Venture

"This is his castle, huh? Let's-" Before Kirby can finish, that familiar voice screams again.

"WAIT!!!!!!!!!" It's Kirbs! "Hey, uh...I... need do, uh, to, um...I almost, um... commit...uh..." He was struggling with his words again. He then closes his eyes and shouts, "OH, PLEASE, LET ME COME WITH YOU TO FIGHT MOOKTIR!!!!!!"

He calms down and explains, "You see, my dad went to fight Mooktir, but he never came back, so I-"

Kirbs is cut short because Kirby rudely interrupts, "Who's Mooktir? What are you looking at, audience? I don't know!" He broke the 4th wall...

Kirbs meekly replies, "Mooktir's the scientist." He then finishes his sentence, "-want to finish what he started. For his sake... For everyone's sake." Kirby then lets out a yawn. Wow, he's just rude today! "So, please, can I come with you?" Kirbs asks, ignoring Kirby's ignorance.

Kirby replies,"Nope, sorry." HOW AWFULLY RUDE! Kirby's being a real douche!

"What?!" Kirbs asks shocked, "You mean I...I can't go?!"

"C'mon, you can go!" Kirby replies. What an awful prank!

"Really?! Oh, thank you thankyourthankyouthankyou!! Youwon'tregretit!" Kirbs says quickly.

Kirby then finishes his sentence, "-go!" And Kirby and co. go into the castle hallway.

"It'll only take a few minutes," Kirbs says with confidence.

"I can complete Banjo-Kazooie without dieing," Mooktir says, "I can complete Perfect Dark on the hardest difficulty settings. I can even beat Mario Kart Wii on Mirror Cup by using the Wii Wheel! But, for some odd reason, I can't solve this darned Cubix Cube!!!"

Mooktir's been trying to solve the Cubix Cube for weeks now. "Augh! This thing'll be the death of me!!" He says angrily. "Hm?"

"*pant* *pant* Yeah, few, *gasp* minutes," Kirby says tiredly. Kirby quickly gathers himself and says to Mooktir, "We're here to stop you!"

"NOT NOW!!" Mooktir screams. "This is really confusing!"

Kirby's team all let out a long sigh.

END

---------------------Chapter 6
---------------------What They're Doing

"Hey, Mooktir," Kirbs says, "I'm good at puzzles, let me try."

"Fine, here!" Mooktir hands it over. There's no way he can solve that thing. Mooktir thinks.
"Done!" Kirbs says with pride. He solved the Cubix Cube! He must be smart! Then the the Cube grows a little bigger and floats over to Kirby.

"It's the Crystal Square!" Kirble shouts. Kirby takes the Square and puts it in his "bottomless pocket."

So, Kirby got the Crystal Square in an unexpected way. The evil Mooktir decided to take a vacation to Dolphic Isle. But, Kirby still doesn't know the whereabouts of Mono McBrow. Where could he be?

"Hmm... So this is what it's like to be kidnapped?" Mono said to himself. "I always thought it was more dramatic." Then, a V-Naut Elite comes up behind him. "Who are you?" Mono asks.

"You can call me CET. I really shouldn't do this, but here!" CET hands over a Creamy Punch. "It's a Creamy Punch." Well, duh...

"Creamy?" Mono asks.

"Yes, Creamy. Now, I'll just disappear mysteriously." And then CET disappears mysteriously. Mono just stares at his Creamy Punch, reading the nutrition facts.

"Hey, Won!" Penga shouts, "Mono was seen walking in a park!"
"What do I care?!" Won replies angrily. Won is a black Popopo with an eye-patch looking thing on his left eye. It was a comms device. Anyway... "Are you gonna tell me every time he blows his nose?!"

Penga meekly says, "Uhm... Actually yes... He sneezed in that park." Won was not amused. He gave Penga the usual, "Get the Freak Out" stare. "And then he was abducted by some weirdo!" Penga finished.

"Said what?!" Won was surprised by this, "Who'd do that?! I'm getting to the bottom of this..."

"May I come with?" Penga asked politely.

"No way! I'm saving Mono myself!"

"Why would you save Mono?" Penga was confused.

"I will be the one to take him down!" Won replied with an evil smirk.

The map flashed, like before, and went lazily back into Kirby's hand. Kirby and Kirble went straight back to Clink. "Wahiven!" Clink exclaimed.

"The next square's in Foggy Woods, blivy!" Clink said with excitement.

"What's with your eyes?" Kirby asked out of context.

Clink ignored him and continued, "There's a pipe that leads to the Foggy Woods. Bon-Voyageiyavie!"

"Way to answer my question." Kirby said with sarcasm.

"Augh, they're glasses, OK foolish person?" Clink replied angrily.

"OK, then, let's go!" Kirby said. Kirby, Kirble, and Kirbs started off to Foggy Woods. What will happen there? Find out.

END

-------------Chapter 6
-------------Bump's Foggy Revenge Part One

Kirby's team arrive at the Foggy woods. "This is the Foggy Woods," Kirble explains, "The woods are black and white because of a lack of sunlight. But the plants and animals here managed to adapt to it. The Foggy Tree, which is where the Crystal Square should be, is to the East."

Kirby looks around, then asks, "You got a compass?"

Blurr is getting ready for her afternoon constitutional. "Alright, I'm almost ready," she says to herself, "No I just need my lucky... *gasp* Oh, no! It's gone!!!"

Kirby's team is walking east when Kirby notices something on the ground and shouts, "Oh, no! LOOK!! A penny!" But before he puts away the penny, Blurr comes running up and shouts, "STOP!!! That's my lucky penny!"

Kirby realizes his mistake and quickly gives it back, "Oops, sorry, here!"

"Thank you," Blurr pauses to think, "OK, I'll give you the pleasure of my presence!"

"What?" Kirby is confused. But, it means that, whether Kirby likes it or not, Blurr joined Kirby's team. "Aw..." Kirby says when he figures this out.

"Duh huh huh huh!" Bump laughs maniacally, "I'll get that Crystal Square in no time at all!"

"Bump, dude!" a V-Naut shouts to Bump, "Here's that Crystal Square."

"Yes! Excellent! Let us leave!" As Bump and the other V-Nauts leave, Kirby's team gets in there way.

"You're not going anywhere!" Kirby shouts.

"YES!!" Bump shouts with much excitement, "This is going exactly as the Bump had planned! Ahem, you're not getting away with my Crystal Square! I'll..." Bump hesitates, "Uhm... My memory's all foggy."

Bump tries to come up with a good filler, "Uh, de... ah, hmm... Uh, oh, Spaghettios!"

Blurr interjects, "I do believe when you forget your lines, you say, 'ERROR! Message could not be loaded!' It's always worked for me."

"Oh, right," Bump then exclaims, "ERROR!!!! Message could not be loaded!" He then takes out a Time Bomb Remote!

"You wouldn't dare!!" Kirbs says, shocked.

Bump puts on his, "serious" face and says, "I most certainly would! Duh huh huh huh!"

TO BE CONTINUED... IMMEDIATELY

Haha! I put in a movie reference! Free oatmeal cookie to whomever guesses the movie reference correctly! Anyway...

---------------Chapter 7
---------------Bump's Foggy Revenge Part Two

Bump presses the button and ticking is heard throughout the Foggy Tree. "Not good." Kirby says with dismay. They have 300 seconds.

Bump says, "And now..." he then runs away with the other V-Nauts, "RUN, V-NAUTS!!!!"

"This is definitely not good." Blurr says with dismay as well. Kirby then notices Bump dropped the Crystal Square.

"Yahoo!" Kirby grabs the Crystal Square.
Kirby got the Crystal Square...But he must deactivate that bomb before he can celebrate.

"Another job well done..." Kirby says calmly.

"Kirby, what about the bomb?" Kirble asks.

"Eh, I don't really like this place, anyway." Kirby's team give Kirby an angry stare.

"Fine..." Kirby reluctantly says. Kirby and co. then search for where the bomb could be. About 100 seconds later, they find it. They have 115 seconds left.

"Found it!" Kirby exclaims, "Now... Which wire do I rip?"

"My guess is the red one," Kirbs suggests.

"Which red one? There are like, 60 red ones!" Kirby says rudely. Kirby gives a long stare. "Can't we just leave and never come back?" Kirby asks.

A nearby Puni says, "Jerk."

"What was that?" Kirby asks.

"That was a Puni, they live here. Which is why we can't have that bomb blow!" Kirble replies.

Kirby then thinks a really long time. "Man, those Bomb Squad people make it look so easy," Kirby says, trying to break the tension. 40 seconds!

"Hmmm... Yellow... No, no... Maybe, nah..." Kirby says to himssef, trying to come up with which wire to rip. 10 seconds!

Blurr realizes the short amount of time left and screams, "JUST PICK ONE KIRBY!!!"

"DAH!!!" Kirby shouts as he rips out a wire. A very messed up sounding noise omits from the bomb. The bomb starts to sweat, and then starts a long beep.

"It's probably, uh, disarmed?" Kirby says in denial. What'll happen next? I'm not gonna reveal it just yet.

TO BE CONTINUED...

OK, maybe I will...

---------------------Chapter 8
---------------------To See the Don

"I'm glad you disarmed that bomb, Kirby." Kirble says, with relief. "Now, let's go to that pedestal!" Kirby managed to disarm the bomb. How? The wire he ripped was the correct one, how else?

Kirby and co. arrive at the pedestal. Kirby's map changes. But, the new location on the map is in the air. "Hm? How's it in the air? Does it float or something?" Kirbs asks, "Well, we should show that to Clink."

"Laiving!!" Clink exclaims loudly, "The next square's in Blitsville!"

"Oh, my God!" Kirble says with shock, "Blitsville?! The place where all those cool bouts are?!"

"Yes, the very same, I say for flasvin'." Clink says, "Though, there is an... obstacle in the way. You need to ride the Cheap Blimp."

"Cheap Blimp? How's that a problem?" Blurr asks, "Is it a faulty aircraft?"

"No, no, it's more of an ironic matter, my friends," Clink replies, "The only way to board it, is if you have a ticket. And getting that ticket is by going to the west side of town and speaking with Don Po. His office is in the shop in the west town, there, yes."

"C'mon, let's go!!!" Kirby shouts.

*bang* *bang* Someone is hitting the wall in the other house and says, "Hey! Keep it down in zere! I'm trying to vork on my art!" The guy must have some French accent.

Ignoring the guy, Kirby's Team walks to the West Town Shop. In there, Kirby asks the shopkeeper, "We'd like to see Don Po."

"OK, then..." the shopkeeper says quietly, "What's your favorite colour?"

"Red." Kirby replies.

"Oh, no!" The shopkeeper shouts, "That's not the right question at all! Try again... What colour's your mustache?"

Kirby starts to think. The rest of Kirby's Team put on confused faces. Kirby has no mustache! What's this guy pulling? Kirbs thinks.

Kirby then answers, "Yellow." Kirby's Team is completely baffled by this.

"Yup, you check out." the shopkeeper says, "The answer is yellow. The door to Don Po's office is unlocked."

Kirby and co. walk into Don Po's office. Kirble asks, "Kirby, how'd you know it was yellow?"

"Easy! I guessed." The team then makes faces. Clearly, they are shocked.

They then walk into Don Po's office.

END

Yeah... No comment.

----------------------Chapter 9
----------------------The Don's Favor

Upon entering Do Po's office, Kirby absent mindly shouts, "Hey, Don Po!"

"OK, who let did bozzo in here?!" the Don asks angrily.

"Well, I need something," Kirby says calmly.

"I won't be gettin' you anyting!" Don Po says, "My daughter eloped wit my closest understudy. I'm in a real bad-"

Kirby interrupts,"I'll go find 'em!"

"Hm, notin to lose. OK, you better find dem, quick!"

"Wait, Boss!" Don Po's associate shout, "How can you trust a guy like dis? Send me instead!"

"QUIET!" Don Po shouts, "It's 'cause of numskulls like you, I have to ask dis nobody for help!"

"Nobody?" Kirby asks sadly.

"Now, find 'em and bring 'em here! If you can't bring 'em, at least tell me where they are! Understand?"

"Got it!" Kirby says. Kirby and co. walk out.
When Kirby opens the door, Don Po threatens, "And if you don't, your luck will turn HORRIBLE!"

When Kirby and co. exit the shop, Kirby says, "We better find them! My luck is bad enough! I can't afford horrible luck!"

"I dare say I have a good feeling about the port." Blurr says.

"Why must you wear those glasses?" Fran asks.

"Aw, Crumpet Cake, you know how sensitive my eyes-" Frank stops because he sees an odd looking pink Popopo, "-are..."

"Who are you?" Fran asks.

"I'm Kirby. You see, Don Po-"
Kirby is cut off by Fran who says to Frank, "Franklette! Daddy's looking for us!"

"Franny Pie, don't call me Franklette. And we should see the Boss. He's probably worried."

"What?! What about our love?! It's the only thing keeping me out of the Insanes Forum! Don't you love me?!"

"Aw, of course I do, Planning Franning!"

"Good! Then we're getting on that boat!" Fran looks at her watch. "The boat that's 15 minutes late!"

"But the Boss! Oh, fine, crazy dame!"

"Tee hee! That means you can't tell Daddy about us, OK, Kirby?"

Kirby and co. walk away out of their earshot and Blurr says,"This doesn't look good. And I don't think my lucky penny will help."

"Aw, we're screwed, huh?" Kirby says with dismay.

END

Adding new chapter, yay!

-------------------Chapter 10
-------------------The Clean Truth

"Hey, Don Po," Kirby quietly says.

"Oh, good, yer back." Don Po replies, "Tell me, you know where my Fran 'n' Frank are?"

"Well, I'll tell you the truth," Kirby says calmly, "The clean truth. Heh, I knew I could fit that in. Anyway... Yeah... I can't tell you that."

"Oh, I must be goin' deaf!" Don Po says angrily, "I could of sworn you said you couldn't tell me. You know, you got a lotta nerve going all the up here to tell me dat. And now... you'll be in a world of hurt!"

"WAIT!!!!" Fran shouts as she runs into the room with Frank. "Daddy, don't be so harsh! I'm the one who wanted to elope! Punish me"

"No, I'm de one who let Frandle Dandle talk me into it! I should've played tough love! It's my fault for dis mess!"

"No! It's me! Punish me!!!" Fran shouts desparately.

"No, stop! I'm the bad egg! I should be punished!"

"DAD!"

"BOSS!"

"DAD!!!!"

"BOSS!!!!"

"DAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!!!!!"

"BOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"QUIET!" Don Po shouts, "You know what? Just go! I'm fine with you eloping, OK? Take good care of each other."

"What really?" Fran asks, "Oh, thanks, Daddy!"

"Yeah, thanks, Daddy! Err, wait what? I mean, Boss!" Frank adds in. With that, Fran and Frank leave to the port.

Kirby asks Don Po a question, "Excuse me, I ha-"

Don Po interrupts him, "Hey, you still here? Well, you got my newlyweds to come back so, here. Tickets to the Cheap Blimp." Don Po reaches in his desk drawer and pulls out a special ticket for the Cheap Blimp.

Kirby takes it and holds it high in the air with a big smile. "Hey, don't do that, you look like a kid!" Don Po says.

Kirby's Team arrive at the famed Blitsville. "Uhm, how is this place floating in the air?" Kirby asks.

"Many really fast spinning fans," Kirble replies.

"That doesn't make any sense. Every time I try to float with fans, I always land on my face," Kirby says. Everyone gets quiet. Awkward... "Uh, so, where're the bouts you mentioned?" Kirby asks.

"Through those doors!" Kirble replies.

Kirby runs up to the glass doors. *smack* Kirby rams into the glass doors, thinking the doors weren't there. "Kirby, uh, you worry me, sometimes." Kirbs says.

END

--------------------Chapter 11
--------------------Sign Up for the Pit

"Hey, look, a match is starting!" Kirble says with excitement.

"For this here match, we have the Ponator!" the announcer, Allen, says. The Ponator walks up to the ring, which is just a square platform elevated slightly higher than the ground. "He's trying to overthrow the reigning champ, who is entering now! He is, Rock Hock!"

A big, yellow Popopo enters the ring. He is wearing a belt with a familiar looking square hooked on it. "Hey, Kirble," Kirbs asks, "isn't that a Crystal Square?"

"Yeah, it is." Kirble replies. Kirby and co. leave the roon to discuss what to do next, "What should we do?" Kirble asks, "We can't steal that thing, can we? What should we do?"

Kirby uses his Lifeshark and activates the "Savestate" code. "F5 Savestate!" Kirby shouts. "Let's steal that thing!" Kirby says.

"Oh, now that was a whuppin'!" Allen says, "Our winner and champ, Rock Hock, defeated the Ponator!"

"Hey, you!" Kirby screams from the crowds, then runs up to the Hock. "We're gonna steal that belt of yours!" When Kirby finishes his sentence, he realizes that Rock Hock is twice the size of Kirby. "Ohh... uh... F7 Loadstate!!"

"Let's battle to the top!" Kirby shouts.

"OK, that sounds good," Blurr says, "There must be a novice sign up here, hm?" Kirby and co. walk to a security guard blocking the door to the locker rooms.
"I'm going to sign up for the Blits Pit!" Kirby says. "And these are my roadies."

"Hey, we're your sidekicks!" Kirble says angrily.

"Uh, yeah, sure, so let me in!" Kirby says.

"OK, you and your roadies can go in. Allen's room is down the hall, the red door, can't miss it." the security guard says.

Allen is looking at a paper. It seems to be blueprints for a machine. "Oh, yeah, I love this thing." Allen says to himself. Then, Kirby and his roadies- Hm? Sorry... Kirby and his "sidekicks" barge into the room, scaring Allen.

"Hey, ey, we knock around here, folks!" Allen says, quickly hiding his paper into his desk.

Kirby replies, "I'm a new fighter and these are my ro-"

Kirble cuts Kirby off and says, "Sidekicks! We're his sidekicks!"

"Oh, sweet! I always have time for a fighter and his roadies." Allen says. Kirble stares angrily at Kirby.

"What?" Kirby asks, cluelessly.

"Kirby, you must sign this here contract. It's the standard stuff." Allen says. He then gives Kirby a Deluxe Fighter Contract.

Kirby, without reading it, signs the contract and hands it over to Allen. "Good, now if you get hurt in any way, I won't be held responsible!" Allen says happily.

"Heh, that'll teach ya, Kirby." Kirble says.

END

No comment for comic.

------------------Chapter 12
------------------Kirby's First Match

"Hmm... Kirby, huh?" Allen says. "That's nice, but it lacks the fighter charm. I think a better fight moniker for you would be the Great Gonzales!"

"That's a copyrighted name though. It's against the law to infringe someone else's work." Kirbs says calmly.

"I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!" Allen screams. "Uh, just trust me, it's fine. Nintendo wouldn't care." Allen crosses his eyes and says, "Oh, David."

A Popopo appears out of nowhere and says, "I'm on it. OK, Mr. Gonzales, come with me." Kirby and roadies follow David to the minor league room.

The minor league room looks absolutely horrible. The wallpaper's falling apart, the windows are poorly painted on the walls, the couch is rock hard, the bed has its springs pointing out, and the lockers are beat up with graffiti painted all over them.

"Yeah, it's crap, but that's how we inspire our fighters," David explains. "So, you know how to set up a fight?"

"Insulting the other fighters?" Kirby guesses.

"Swing and a miss, Mr. Gonzales," David says. "You press that button on the terminal. Then Allen tells you about your fight. Try it now."

Kirby presses the button and Allen appears on the screen. "Aw, Great Gonzales! Wantin' a fight eh? Well, your opponent will be the Pasto Bros. Now, I want you to appeal to the crowd at least ounce."

"Now we have the Great Gonzales versus the Pasto Bros." Allen says. "Now, Gonzales, let me explain the rules real quick."

"Enough talk, let's fight!" Steve Pasto shouts as he jumps on Kirby.

"Hey, you can't attack before the bell rings!" Kirbs complains.

"I know. That was a welcome present for ya /\/008s! Where's our thank you?!" Joe Pasto says.

"Here's your thank you!" Kirby shouts. He then does a Vulcan Jab on Steve and kicks him onto Joe. The Pasto Bros. don't get up and Kirby s at the crowd.

"And the winner is, the Great Gonzales!" Allen says.

"Well, here's your fight money, Mr. Gonzales," David hands Kirby two coins.

"Hey, what gives?" Kirby asks. "This is my pay? What do I buy with two coins?"

"That's how we inspire minor leaguers to do their best." David replies. "Also, feel free to do whatever you wish between your matches."

Kirby's eyes pop out and he puts on a big smile. But, David says, "But nothing illegal!" and Kirby frowns.

David then walks out the door. "Hey you!" a voice calls from the locker room. Is Kirby in trouble? Find out next chapter!

END

------------------Chapter 13
------------------Friends with an Egg

"Double G Money, I saw your match!" the yellow Popopo said, "You were down right insane! I can hang with you." He points over to a Bob-Omb, "That guy over there is Chet."

"Hi, how are you, BOMB, doing?" Chet greets.

"Yeah, he's got some speech problems, but he gives out good advice sometimes."

"No, advice is always, BOMBA, good!"

"Sure, right... Yeah, that purple guy with the crossed eyes is Clef O."

"HAK! Clef no like GG, KK!" Clef O replies.

"He's a bit sour but you get used to him. And finally, the suspicious looking, green guy over there is Band And."

"Yeah, hi. I'm trying to figure out Allen and David's "relationship," if you know what I mean." Band And says.

"Yeah, we get it, they're gay. And me? I'm King K. Me and my team mates've been on fire lately! We haven't been losing so far!"

Uh, yeah... it gets really boring, so we're skipping ahead to when Kirby got rank 11. "Woohoo! I'm number 1+10! Let's get a Hot Dog to celebrate!"

"NO! Get over here!" the Hot Dog stand owner shouts. "Oh, how can an egg bounce, anyway?!"

Kirby and roadies walk up to see what the commotion is. "YOU!!" the owner shouts.

"Hi. I'd like one Fried Egg Dog, please." Kirby says.

"GET THAT EGG!!!!" the owner screams.

"That one? It's just laying there." Kirble says.

"Don't care, get it!" the owner shouts. Kirby and roadies walk over to the egg.

"Hello there, egg... Hm? Ah, yes... Very shallow and pedantic," Kirbs says to the egg. "Hey, owner, the egg wants to be set free!"

"Oh, fine! Let it free," the owner says sadly.

"So, Kirby, should we set him free?" Kirbs asks.

"No way! He's goin' on my Hot Dog!" Kirby replies.

"Kirby! Scaring babies is just plain wrong! We're letting the little guy go!" Kirble says.

"So, much for my Fried Egg Dog," Kirby says sadly.

The egg bounces up and down, trying to communicate. "Hmm... I dare say, he wants to come with us! Is that OK, Kirby?" Blurr asks.

"No. Jumping eggs bug me," Kirby says calmly.

"KIRBY! Man! I always thought you were this nice guy, but...man! Forget you!" Kirbs says angrily to Kirby.

"Well, excuse me for having an uncontrollable sense that gives me goosebumps whenever I see a bouncing egg! I guess it's illegal to have flaws with my senses!" Kirby says upset.

"Yup, it is illegal!" Kirbs says, breaking character, "You can come with us, OK egg? Stay outta the way, OK?"

Kirby angrily walks back to the locker room, with his roadies following behind. When Kirby arrives he rests in the bed to calm his nerves and gets ready for his next match.

"Gonzales! You sly dog! You have a shot at the major league!" Allen says excitedly. "Just beat the Harrior G and you're in the majors! Though, you can't use that hammer of yours. I'm getting sued by parents saying their kids are hitting each other with sticks, pretending to be you." Allen notices a bouncing egg behind Kirby. "Ehm, sorry, bouncing eggs can't fight. He'll have to wait in the locker room."

"Welcomeall!" Allen says. "Now we have the Merciless Executioner, the Great Gonzales facing-"

"Merciless Executioner? Isn't that copyrighted?" Kirby asks Allen. "It's illegal to-"

"I AM ABOVE THE LAW!!!" Allen shouts into the microphone, hurting everyone's ears.

"-facing the Special Dude, the Harrior G!" Allen continues.

"This gonna end in pain for you!" the Harrior G says.

"OK, we can do this!" Kirbs says meekly. Oh, boy! Will Kirby win? Will he do it with his hammer? He better not... Wait until next time!

END

If you thought this one was long, wait until you see Chapter 57! The comic was 106 panels long! But that's a long ways away.

----------------Chapter 14
----------------A New Roadie

"Let's BATTLE!!!!" Allen shouts excitedly.

"I'll let you try the first strike, wimps!" Harrior G confidently says.

"OK! I'll get you!" Kirby shouts. "Kirbs you strike first," Kirby says.

"Huh? W-Why me?" Kirbs asks.

"Just do it," Kirby says. Kirbs then runs up to Harrior G. He stops right in front of the Special Dude and...pokes him. What? What's poking gonna do, Kirbs?! Harrior G then kicks Kirbs right in the face. Ow...

"Hoo, that's gotta hurt!" Allen says. Kirby, remembering he can't use his hammer, jumps on Harrior G. G counters by grabbing Kirby and tossing him onto his roadies. Much pain... Kirby and his roadies can't get up so...MATCH FAILED!

"Darn... I should have used my hammer!" Kirby says to himself.

"Hey, where's our egg?" Kirbs asks worried. "He was right here! You better not have squished him!"

"I didn't! The egg's over there, by that orange Yoshi!" Kirby says.

"Wait, Yoshi?" Kirbs repeats.

"Hey!" the orange Yoshi says."Thanks for hatching me out of that egg!"

"Aaaaww, aren't you cute?" Kirble says.

"You came out of that egg, little one?" Blurr asks. "Well, what's your name, darling?"

"Well... I was just born, so I don't have a name." the Yoshi says. "Say, why don't you make one? You are kinda my dad!"

"Wait, who's your mom?" Kirby asks.

"I dunno, the doctor?" the Yoshi says.
"Hey, I'm an archaeologist!" Kirby says.

"Yeah, great..." Kirby says. "I think you should be named..." Kirby thinks long and hard. "Yostéck!" Kirby finally says.

"Yostéck, huh? I like that é... Alright! Thanks for the cool name!" Yostéck happily says. "So, tell me, how'd you win your match?"

"Um...Yeah, this is really...awkward...I, uh, didn't... win..." Kirby says meekly.

"That's OK, I can help! I'll teach that guy to mess with the Great Gonzales!"

"Welcomeall!" Allen says excitedly into the mic. "The Great Gonzales has challenged the Harrior G to a death match!" Everyone in the stadium is shocked and gasps. "Oh, wait, sorry, a rematch. Sorry there, folks."

"Ha! You think a prancy orange baby is gonna help you?" Harrior G asks mockingly. When the battle starts, Yostéck walks up to Harrior G. "Heh, what're you gonna do? Lick me like a peppy prancing demon? Er, what? A prancing demon? That doesn't make any sense!"

Yostéck then sticks his tongue onto Harrior G and eats him! Then Harroir G comes out of Yostéck's...bottom...as an egg! "That'll teach ya!" Yostéck says.

"I'll find you..." Harrior G says suspiciously.

"You saw it here, folks! Kirby is now in the major league, all thanks to his new roadie, Yostéck!" Allen says.

"I can't take it!" Kirble shouts. "Listen everybody, we're not roadies! We're PARTNERS!!! OK?!?!"

Kirble had a little tantrum there, yeah. But, every thing's fine. I guess I have to go back to calling them co. and team...

END

-------------------Chapter 15
-------------------Welcome to the Majors

Kirby and co. walk through the doors of the major league locker room. The room is a lot nicer than the minor league. Kirby and co. get no welcome from the others in the room. "Can't these guys say 'hello,' or anything?" Yostéck says.

Kirby tries to force them into welcoming them. "Hey there." Kirby says to a blue Popopo.

"Hey, baby," the blue Popopo greets back.

"You just call me baby?!" Kirby asks shocked.

"Yeah...I call everyone baby." he replies. Kirby makes a . "I don't hit on anyone, I have a girlfriend." the blue Popopo replies a little angrily.

Kirby walks over to a green Popopo with a hammer. "Hi there," Kirby
greets.

"Oh, hello. I have a hammer, see?" the green Popopo replies.

"So do I!" Kirby says, taking out his hammer.

"What the-? Who do you think you are, copying me?!" the green Popopo is enraged! "I'M THE HAMMER GUY!!!!!!"

"Wah!" Kirby runs away and almost trips over a 5 inch tall red Popopo.

"Hey, watch it, man!" the red Popopo says.

"Aw, you're cute." Kirby dumbly says.

"What? You think I'm cute 'cause I'm small? Well......I'M NOT CUTE!!!!"

"Sorry!!" Kirby quickly runs over to the next guy, who is the Ponator. He has a purple metal cap with a spike on it. "Uh, hi." Kirby says tiredly.

"You..." the Ponator says. "You should be sure you're ready for anything that comes your way. You didn't do a good job here, I see." Kirby gets embarrassed. "Just try harder in the ring. You'll never know what may happen there."

"Hmm... Now that's something to think about," Kirby says slowly.

"Oh, Lordah! He thinks!" Kirble says. "Sorry, I couldn't resist."

Then, someone comes through the doors. It's Rock Hock! "I heard about this /\/008 comin' up through the ranks." He says. "Listen here, Gonzales. Blah blah yap yap and do dribble blah. OK? 'Cause blah yap dlen I'll blah you! Blah K?" Kirby starts talking to Yostéck while Rock Hock is talking.

Yostéck walks over to Rock Hock to examine his belt. "Woah, what are you doing, little orange thing?" Rock Hock asks.

"Yup, Gonzales, it's a fake! The belt is just glass!" Yostéck says.

"Woah, woah, you insulted my belt? Oh, you're asking for it! You better stay in the major league!" Rock Hock says angrily. He then leaves the room, slamming the door.

"Woah, I pushed his buttons, huh?" Yostéck says.

"Well, let's go climb the ranks." Kirby says, completely forgetting about what Rock Hock said.

"Hey, wait!" the blue Popopo shouts. "I need to tell you something important!"

"OK, what?" Kirby asks.

The blue Popopo waits a long time, then finally says, "Sefoublah!"

"You're just wasting my time!" Kirby says, annoyed.

Kirby then climbs up the ranks, all the way to rank 1! He faces the champion, Rock Hock next time! How will it turn out? Well, wait until next time.

END

----------------------Chapter 16
----------------------Vs. Rock Hock

"Guess who you're going up against, Gonzales!" Allen says over the terminal.

"Jeff the tape roll?" Kirby asks seriously.

"... Uhm... No. Rock Hock the champ!"

"First up, is the Solid Champ, Rock Hock!" Allen says.

Rock Hock enters the stadium, with the audience saying things like, "Go champ!" "You rule, man!" "Rock his world!" "Bop him ounce for me!"

"And his challenger, the Merciless Executioner, Great Gonzales!!" Allen says excitedly. "Huh? Running late..." Allen searches his paper. "Uh, he's disqualified if he doesn't show up soon."

"Gonzales?" Yostéck asks Kirby.

"Yeah?" Kirby replies.

"Why are we here?"

"It's a 'special' match. Or at least, the guy said it was."

"By why was must we wait here? In a closet?"

"Uh...That's what makes it special?"

"We're missing our bout. I don't think we should be here." Kirble says worriedly.

"Gonzales, you in there, bub?" a security guard asks.

"Yes! Me and my ro- I mean, partners are in here!"

"Well, you're almost disqualified. Let me open the door."

"Wow, he quit?" Allen says to himself. "Well, our winner is-"

"WAIT! I'm here!" Kirby shouts.

The audience goes absolutely wild when they see him, saying stuff like, "Yeah, G-Dog!" "Go Gonzales!" "Yay, Jumpman! Wait, what?" "You're late!" "Go Yostéck!"

"BAAATTLE!!!" Allen shouts when Kirby gets in position.

"Heh, I don't know how you guys got out, but you're gonna wish you had stayed in there!" Rock Hock says.

"Stayed where?" Kirby asks.

"I don't know! I told the guy to put you in a cramped place! You know, like a closet, or something." Rock Hock says.

"Uh, you practically told everyone you locked us in a closet." Kirby points out.

"Uh...Just fight!" Rock Hock shouts.

Kirby runs up and hits him with his hammer. And Kirble head bonks Hock. Kirbs walks up and...pokes Hock. Not again... Hock kicks Kirbs into the air. Ouch...

"Heh heh... take this!" Hock says. He then jumps up onto the ceiling, then drops down onto Kirby. Yostéck quickly protects Kirby by eating Rock Hock and turning him into an egg. Kirby and co. then start to punch and kick the egg. Except Kirbs, who just pokes....

Hock breaks free and knocks down Kirby and co. Hock then takes the fake Crystal Square on his belt and smashes it on Kirby!! The fake Square then breaks into millions of tiny pieces! "Oh, snap." Hock says.

The stadium becomes quiet and everyone stares in shock at the broken fake Square. "Oh, that's not good." Allen says. He then searches his paper. "Ouch... If the champ breaks his own belt, he has to drop down to the minor league and loses his current match!"

"So, the Great Gonzales wins the title!" Allen shouts excitedly.

"This is a horrible champ room!" Kirble says angrily. "Every thing's white!"

"I'll ask Allen for blue walls!" Kirby says. Kirby and co. then walk to Allen's office. "You seen Allen?" Kirby asks the guard.

"Yeah, he went into the stadium. But I'm not supposed to tell you, OK?"

"OK." Kirby says. Kirby and co. then walk into the stadium. "Hey Allen, the champ room needs improvement!"

"Oh, darn... Now I have to disappear you too!" Allen says. A big cage comes out of the ground and Allen jumps inside and says, "You're as good as gone! Macho Allen!" But, nothing happens to him. "Uh, MACHO ALLEN!!!!" he screams.

"Sorry, we found the Crystal Square! Your machine won't work," Kirble says to Allen.

Kirble noticed the Crystal Square on the top of the cage. How they managed to get it down is a mystery... Allen didn't get "macho" and Kirby Team left to the pedestal.

END

I had a real hard time with the fight scene. The original in my comics was just Kirby hitting Hock with a hammer. That was it. Oh, well, I think this one's more "epic."

----------------------Chapter 17
----------------------Kirby in Yourspace

"V-Naut!" Grode says.

"Yes, sir dude? I mean, sir?" a V-Naut Elite replies.

"I want you to tell the Shadow Alarms to attack Kirby!" Grode says.

"The-The Shadow Alarms?! But, dude, eh, sir, they are u-"

"I don't care! Get them to attack Kirby!"

"Right, sire dude. I mean, Grode dude, no! I meant master dude-"

"GO!!"

The V-Naut Elite then quickly runs away.

"Hey, Boss!" Parauthor Dox shouts excitedly.

"Yeah?" Won replies.

"I was spying on Kirby, like you said, and found out that he's collecting the Crystal Squares to save Mono! I think we should let him save Mono and I keep spying on him. That way, if something goes wrong with Kirby, I can call you to save him! And when Kirby saves Mono, you will be able to get Mono!"

"Hmm... Not a bad idea... We'll follow through with it." Won replies.

"Hey, I finished our dinner! Let's get some grub!" Too-Kazoo shouts from the kitchen.

"Gloivick!" Clink exclaims. "Twilit Town is your next destination! The pipe that leads to there is behind the house." Kirby and co. then go down the coincidentally placed pipe.

They arrive at Twilit Town. What? A description? The name gives it away! Fine, it is always dusk there and the place looks orange and shadowy. "Wow, this place is creepy," Kirbs says.

"Simon!" Kirby says.

"Kirby!" Simon says.

"Say, Simon, have you heard this new awful Yourspace trend? People are putting more than 8 people in their Top 8!"

"Yeah, I know, I have 12."

"You got a Top 12?"

"Yeah. Lots of people do."

"But, the point of a Top 8 is so that these 8 people know that they're the most important people in the world to you."

Kirble interrupts, "Uh, Kirby, we should-"

"NOT NOW!!!!" Kirby screams at Kirble. Kirby then goes back to Simon in a calm voice, "Adding more people to your Top 8 says to all those people, 'I don't care about you as much.' "

"Uh, you're taking this a little seriously, Kirby. Really, no one actually puts their literal Top 8 on their Yourspace."

"I do. My Top 8 is my mom, Mono McBrow, See Tee, Light Sparkle, you, Steve Nopper,-"

"Uh, what about Ben?"

"Oh, I had to take him off my Top 8 ever since he made those... bad comments on his blog." There is then an awkward silece. "I think we should reach out to him, I think he's real sad."

"Hey, guys!" Doat says out of nowhere.

"Hey, Doat," Simon says.

"How come I'm not in you guys' Top 8?" Doat says. "You guys are in my Top 256!"

"See, only dorks have more than a Top 8!" Kirby says to Simon.

"Well, a Top 256 is pretty ridiculous. It'd just be hard to load up on a page."

Kirby runs away from the conversation while Simon was talking. "Uh, Kirby?"

"Hey, you still haven't accepted those friend requests I gave you, Simon!" Doat says in a very whiny voice.

Looks like Simon deals with Doat as Kirby deals with the Crystal Square.

END

-----------------Chpater 19
-----------------Another Ally

"Hey, sir, is this what you're looking for?" Kirby asks Vivan, holding out a concentrated explosive.

"Yes! That is it!" Vivan exclaims.

"So, who are you?" Kirby asks.

Vivan replies, "My name's Vivan, I'm part of a..." Vivan throws the concentrated explosive into the grass. "I mean, I'm Vivan, who are you?" Kirby mumbles. "Sorry, what was that?"

"My name was stolen." Kirby says.

"Oh, that's understandable, that happens from time to time. Just last week, my sis stole my name as a- WHAAAAA?!?! You're name was stolen?!"

Kirby explains everything that has to do with his name being stolen. "Wow, you got worse problems than me!" Vivan says. "And you were worrying about me this hole time? Aw... I'm gonna return the favor! I'm gonna help you get your name and body back! Now let's go spy on some birds!"

"Hm? Birds?" Kirby asks.

"Yeah, when people are around, they act so cute, you just wanna hug them until they peck at you! But, a lone, they gossip. Who knows what they may be talking about?"

"Ah, I see! Heh, I enjoy espionage!" Kirby says. They then go to spy on the birds by Vivan hiding Kirby and herself in the shadows.

"I heard the moon is made of cheese!" says a green bird.

"Yeah... And I heard that there's a laboratory on the moon." a red bird says sarcastically.

" *gasp* Really?!" the green one replies excitedly. The red bird then sighs, shacking his head.

"Weird birds." Kirby says.

"I don't like that Popopo with the party hat!" a purple bird says. "He's always mean to us birds! Why must Dobble be mean to me?!"

"AHA! That's it, Dobble!" Kirby shouts.

Kirby shouted so loudly, he scared the purple bird. "CRAP!!! I mean, TWEET!!!" the purple bird shouts scared.

"You need to...talk quieter." Vivan says. "Well, come on, let's tell Dobble his name. Then we can beat him!"

Kirby and Vivan walk along the path to Creepy Place. As they exit the town though, they are stopped. "Hey!" the party hat Popopo says. "I just want to thank you for letting me steal your body and name!"

"Dobble," Kirby says.

"W-w-w-w-w-what d-did y-y-you just s-s-say?" Dobble asks frightened.

"Dobble," Kirby repeats.

"NOOOOO!!!" Dobble screams.

"Is something wrong, Kirby?" Kirbs asks.

"Wait, Kirby?" Vivan says. "That means you're Kirby?"

"Yeah!" Kirby says.

"I feel like an idiot..." Vivan says. She then disappears.

"Ha! Trouble with your girlfriend?" Dobble, who looks like Kirby, asks mockingly.

"That was a girl?" Kirby asks.

Awkward silence... Dobble then shouts, "Take this!" and dashes towards Kirby.

As he's running, Vivan appears right in front of Dobble and Dobble is knocked down. Vivan says, "I've made up my mind! I'm going to help you!"

"Ow..." Dobble says. Then, a circle appears over Kirby and Kirby is returned to his former self!

"I'm back to normal!" Kirby shouts happily.

"Aw, no fair!" Dobble says. He then runs away, accidentally dropping the Crystal Square.

"Wait, who is this, darling?" Blurr asks.

"I'm, uh, I'm the, Vivan, of the..." Vivan says meekly.

"It's OK, she's good," Kirby says.

With the help of Kirby's new friend, he defeated Dobble. But, Dobble ran away, so he'll surely be back. Kirby can now go to the pedestal to find the next location of the next Crystal Square.

"Where's that brat, Vivan? She should be here with the explosive!" Grune
angrily says.

"Guh, I have idea," Maryle says. "We can find, guh, the bomb by detonating
it."

"That won't work, we need to detonate it near Kirby," Grune says.

"Guh, my idea good! I use it!" Maryle then takes the detonator and presses the button.

"GAH! NOOOOO!!" Grune shouts.

But nothing seems to have happened. "Guh, it must, guh, be dud," Maryle says.

Dobble, covered in black smoke, then walks over to the Shadow Alarms. What will happen? Oh, boy! It's suspenseful! Wait for next chapter!

END

OK, whoever can guess where I got Grune's name from, I'll give the salt lick to. Come on, this one is easy, for Banjo fans.

OK, I'm gonna guess and say that you guys read it, but didn't comment. It's OK, I do that too...

----------------------Chapter 20.a
----------------------Yourspace and Wolfe Logan Ice Cream

"Gahowdie!" Clink exclaims. "The next Crystal Square's in LL Isle! Flavio is going there to hunt for treasure! He's at the port waiting for a 'shipment.' " As Kirby and co. leave Clink's house, Clink says, "Bon-Voyageyavie!"

When they reached the port gates, Simon came over to say "Hi," and have another Yourspace moment.

"Hey, Simon!" Kirby greets.

"Hi," Simon replies. "Well, I'm done. I'm done with Yourspace."

"lolwut?" Kirby says confused.

"I just, don't think it's useful anymore. It's an annoyance, I guess."

"Woah, if you leave Yourspace, there'll be a hole in my Top 8. And it will be very awkward to fill."

"Hey, guys!" Doat says out of nowhere.

"Oh, hey, Doat," Kirby and Simon say simultaneously.

"I hears there's an opening in your Yourspace profile: FOR ME! I got my laptop right here, we can do this right now!" Doat says eagerly.

"Uh, I'm, uh, not sure who's goin' in yet," Kirby says.

"You can even get rid of that Light Sparkle dude and have me and my band in it!"

"Kirby, just do it, put him in your Top 8," Simon whispers to Kirby.

"Seriously, Simon, if Doat's in my Top 8, I'm gonna look uncool! He's a nerd!" Kirby whispers back.

"Well, replace me with Wone Lougue, he's a nerd, but he's cool."

"You know, I haven't seen you in any of my shows," Doat says.

'Well... Well, oh gosh, I'm so sorry," Kirby says. "It's a big hassle trying to save the world, I don't have time for your concerts."

"Big hassle... Yeah, it's a big hassle to go to the Blueside river, but you can make time to to talk with Simon," Doat says sadly.

"Oh, boy, uh, Simon'll take care of it!" Kirby says, running away.

"What? Hey, wait!" Simon shouts.

"Well, Simon?" Doat says.

"Uh..." Poor Simon...

Kirby almost hit someone at the port while running away. "Woah, there, you almost hit the richest man in the world!" the Popopo said. The guy had a big party hat looking cap with an F on the top of it.

"Bill Gates? I hate Bill Gates!" Kirby says angrily.

"Oh, no, I'm richer than him!" the guy says narcissistically.

"Oh, then I hate you too!"

"But, I'm Flavio!"

"OK, then I don't hate you!"

"We need to join your crew so we can get the Crystal Square on LL Isle," Kirble explains.

"Hm, just that one crystal? Well, I can go without one gem. But, you'll need to get Flavio's shipment!" Flavio says.

"OK, what is that?" Kirbs asks.

"I'm supposed to have Wolfe Logan Ice Cream to eat on the trip. But, the shipment I got was far too small to hold Flavio. Since it's hard to obtain, I'll settle for home brew Wolfe Logan Ice Cream."

"How do we home brew that? We have no skills," Vivan says.

"There's a cook in this town, at the main square. Just ask him, and he'll tell you what to bring him. Now go off, now!"

Kirby and co. the run off to the cook's house. They just need to home brew Wolfe Logan Ice Cream, and they'll be ready for the trip!

TO BE CONTINUED

---------------------Chapter 20.b
---------------------Home Brew Ice Cream

Kirby and co. arrive at the cook's house. They go inside. To Kirby's surprise, the cook's pet bird is the only one home. "Uh, is the cook in?" Kirby asks.

"Yup, he is!" a voice says.

"What? Who said that?!" Kirby asks, frightened.

"Me! Too-Kazoo, the best chef in town!" The red bird said. Wait, the bird is talking?! Weirdest novel ever.

"Uhm, your a... bird," Kirby says, trying to comprehend all this.

"Yeah, what's wrong with that? A bird can't talk?" Too-Kazoo says.

"Kirby, we saw birds talking before, remember?" Vivan says to Kirby.

"Uh, sure... Hoo... OK... We need home brew Wolfe Logan Ice Cream to give to Flavio so we can get on his ship and arrive at LL Isle so we can do a stupid mini quest and get the Crystal Square in the most ironic way possible!"

"Uhm... OK. I'll just whip out the ol' chocolate and vanilla ice cream and the Whispey Syrup!" Too-Kazoo says. The small red bird then goes over to the freezer to find out that, "Oh, no... I have no more Vanilla ice cream."

"Aw, come on! This is like, 2 mini quests in one chapter group!" Kirby shouts.

"It's OK, I can go buy more," Too-Kazoo says calmly.

"No, no, this my adventure, I'll go get it myself..." Kirby then leaves the house to do the mini quest. "Don't follow me, co." Kirby says to his partners.

Kirby walks over to the town store and buys a box of chocolate ice cream. When leaving, he is stopped by a CMN Thief. "Hey, there, guy, whatcha doin' with that ice cream, huh?" the CMN Thief asks.

Kirby replies flatly, "Oh, no, a CMN Theif, aaaahh, I'll have to use my hammer to stop him, woo..." Kirby then walks up to the Thief and hits softly with his hammer.

"Dude, what's with you? You could at least try to care," the Thief says.

"I've lost all hope to live. Mumbo is..." Kirby stops.

"Is what? And who's Mumbo?"

"I'll have to tell you secretly, because it's... it'll spoil an important thing in Wolfe's fan fic." Kirby then whispers to the Theif. "Mumbo was the best living shaman in the land. But, a box killed him! Now, he's the best dead shaman in the land. He was one of my secret role models. And, yeah... Dead..."

"Oh... Well, I'm sorry. I'll just leave you be. Later..." the CMN Thief walks away.

When the Thief got out of earshot, Kirby happily said, "Ha! He fell for it! I don't even know a Mumbo! I just made all that up! There's a very low chance of that ever happening!" Kirby then happily skips off to Too-Kazoo's house.

"Here's that ice cream!" Kirby shouts happily as he enters the house.

"Great! I'll get the Wolfe Logan Ice Cream ready in a jiffy!" He then goes over to his work station, turns on the radio, and starts home brewing!

"Chocolate ice cream goes on the right side of the carton," Too-Kazoo says to himself while making the delicious ice cream. "The syrup goes in between each scoop. Vanilla on the left, and, just for fun, let's put eggs in it for egg flavor!" Too-Kazoo then cracks open some eggs and dumps the yolk inside the carton. "Now, stir it clockwise-"

"Why are you talking to yourself?" Kirby interrupts.

Too-Kazoo stares at Kirby for a few seconds, making a face like this and continues, "-two times and counter-clockwise five times. And we're done! Home brew Egg Flavored Wolfe Logan Ice Cream is ready!"

Too-Kazoo puts a lid over the carton of EFWLIC and hands it to Kirby. "Thanks! Bye, Too-Kazoo!" Kirby happily says, whilst leaving.

"Your welcome, and call me Tee-Kay!" Tee-Kay says.

Kirby and co. hurry off to the port and give Flavio the home brew EFWLIC. "Ah, this is looks good!" Flavio says while opening the lid. "Let's try a test taste." Flavio then takes his hat, scoops up some EFWLIC with it and eats it. "Oh, there's egg in it. Flavio LOVES EGGS! THIS IS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!" Flavio shouts with glee.

He then puts the lid back on the carton and says, "Yes, you've proven your worth. Now, you'll be known as, 'Captain Stache!' "

"But, I don't have a 'stache," Kirby says.

Flavio takes his hat and uses the F on the hat to draw a Mario-esque 'stache. "Now, you do!"

"Oh, this'll take weeks to get off..." Kirby says sadly. Flavio, Kirby, and co. walk onto the ship and shove off.

"I'll tell a story of bravery to pass the time!" Flavio says while everyone is outside the ship. "There I was, in deadly combat with a deadly sea serpent!" He looks above everyone, as if talking to himself.

"There he goes, with the same story," a fellow sailor says.

"But, even then I smiled!" Flavio says.

"Interrupt him, and he loses it too," another sailor, who has some sort of patch on his body, says.

"Then he dove at me!" Flavio continues. "I did a great dodge!"

"Huh? Hey, I think we stopped," the patched body sailor says.

"Really? Hey, Flavio, the boat stopped, are we gonna capsize?" Kirby shouts.

"Heduh, bo dom?!!? What? Stopped? Sir Patch, get us moving!" Flavio says, startled.

"Aye-aye!" The patched body sailor, probably Sir Patch, then climbs up to the highest point of the ship. "Hm, no rocks in our way," he says to himself.

"Why'd he go up there?" Kirby asks a crew mate.

"Dere here!" Sir Patch shouts as he jumps off into the water.

"Why'd he jump?" Kirby asks the same crew mate. A ghost then appears behind Kirby. The crew mate jumps off into the water. "Kirble, why'd he-" Kirby stops as he sees the ghost, then faints.

Oh, dear, ghosts! Who's Flavio gonna call? His insurance company! Why? To see if his boat insurance covers poltergeists.

END

Advice: Torrents=slow.

------------------Chapter 21
------------------Traitors! And Won at the End

Month 6, Day 19, Star date: Wait, what? Flavio know no dates for stars! And Flavio did a date already! It was lavishing... Most of us landed on the shores of LL Isle safely. Most of us... Brette, Bobbie, and Arow aren't with us. We don't know of their whereabouts.

Month 6, Day 20, Star date: Hey, Flavio's not doing this, date star thing! Wolf won't, I won't! We finished up the sleeping tent. But there's only one. That's all for this journal entry.

Month 6, Day 21, Star- Oh, you almost got me! No dates! We've made ourselves a place to sbgre ims. I rdclfvghjsxhksghgjh skusgao74` jy54t854w866qahg-=k,o[ Doh! Kirby was bothering Flavio! Now my journal is all untidy!

Kirby is looking out at sea, searching for any boats that can save them. "I'm sure this message will help," Kirby says holding out a bottle with a message inside it.

"What's it say?" Yostéck asks.

"Nothing, it's a letter," Kirby says. "I wrote, 'R.O.S.' on the letter."

" 'R.O.S.?' " Kirbs asks.

" 'Rescue Our Selves,' " Kirby answers.

"I don't think people will know what it stands for," Kirble says, while Kirby throws it out into the sea.

"Hey, Kirby! Kirble! Kirbs! Blurr! And others!" Sir Patch calls from the camp site. Kirby and co. hurry over. "Aren't they the cutest?" Sir Patch says, pointing at Flavio and Sered, who are arguing.

"When you saw those ghosts, you were cryin' like a baby!" Flavio shouts at Sered.

"No! That was you! At least I tried to keep my cool!" Sered shouts back.

"One, you're right, I was the one cryin'! And two, you can't keep something you don't even have!!!!"

"Oh, original comeback, Fancy Hat!"

"What did you just call Flavio?!?!"

"Fancy Hat! Fancy Hat!! Fancy Hat!!! Fancy Hat!!!! Fancy Hat!!!!! FANCY HAT!!!!!!"

"Oh, that's it, GET OVER HERE, YOU!!!" Flavio then chases Sered into the jungle. Less then a second later, they both come running back in fear. They both hide behind Kirby. "G-g-g-get those ghosts, Captain Stache!"

A floating, blue fire ghosts hovers over to Kirby, stops, and stares with an evil smirk. Kirby stares back with a creeped out face. He then pokes the ghost. The ghost cuts the cheese and disappears.

"Good job, Captain Stache!" Flavio says happily, but still shaken. "Now go find the missing three since you're quite the Luigi!"

"What? Luigi?" Kirby says confused.

"Yeah! You have a 'stache and you fight ghosts! If only you had a mansion. Now go off, now!"

Kirby and co. then reluctantly search for the missing three. Just before crossing a bridge, Brette and Arow come running, passing Kirby and co. Arow then walks back over to the and says, "OK, listen, people. It may be obvious who I am to you, but don't tell Kirby! Got it?" He then runs off.

"Hm, my, I think he has some issues," Blurr says.

"I know who he was talking to: Wolfe and Kay-Tee!" Kirby says.

"Kirby, stop doing that to the fourth wall, it has feelings, you know," Kirble whispers to Kirby quietly.

"Uh, look, it's Bob!" Kirby says, pointing over to Bob.

"Huh? Captain Stache... so, the ghosts got you too," Bobbie says slowly.

"Hm? No, I'm not dead," Captain Stache replies.

"Oh, I get it. I'm a spirit, cursed to live on this island," Bobbie says slowly.

"Melodrama... You're not dead, Bobbie. No one of the crew is," Vivan explains.

"Oh, then! Hup! C'mon, let's see that penny pincher, Flavio, hm? I'll even join your little party."

"Oooooo..." Flavio says in awe, staring at a little bubble. Kirby and co. then walk up to Flavio, causing the bubble to pop.

"Flavio, we're back!" Kirby shouts.

"Yeah, woo, check out the rock Arow found, and leave me a lone," Flavio says quickly.

"But, I fou-"

"Now, Captain Stache," Flavio interrupts, pointing, at Arow. Kirby and co. then walk over to where Flavio pointed. When they left, the bubble reappeared and Flavio goes back into his trance. "Ooooooo..."

"Hehehe," Arow laughs, holding a very pristine looking crystal.

"Hey, Arow!" Kirby shouts. "Hey, you found the Crystal Square! And a Portal Pipe!"

"Yeah... And you can't have 'em! Cause I'm Lord Bump!" Lord Bump shouts.

"Lord who?" Kirby asks while Bobbie walks away.

"Aw, come on! You know!" Lord Bump says, completely unaware that Bobbie's taking the Crystal Square.

"Nope, sorry, I can't remember."

"I'm the evil guy!" Bump shouts. He then notices that Kirby stole the Crystal Square. "Aw, no fair..."

With the help of Bobbie, Kirby got the Crystal Square with ease. They now head back to the pedestal using the Portal Pipe on the isle.

"Hey, Mono," CET whispers to Mono. "I made a Cloaking Device."

"Cool, how does it work?" Mono asks.

"Well, it bends light rays with an Aien crys-"

"Just say, 'ERROR!!! Message could not be loaded!' " Mono interrupts. Obviously, he knows we shouldn't know how to make a Cloaking Device.

"Error, message could not be loaded," CET says flatly. "But, seriously, Mono, you need to get to the teleporter."

"Right," Mono says, while activating the Cloaking Device. He then walks out of the room, as quietly as possible.

"Hey, Boss!" someone calls from afar.

"Ugh, what do you want, Lazlo?" Won asks angrily.

"I was off digging around, searching for important things you would find useful," Lazlo, a white Popopo with no hands, black hat, and black feet, said.

"I told you, I don't need anything from you," Won said with his new, "Get the Smurf Out" stare.

"On the contrary, I found a pedestal! And there was a big red door in front of it! It looked like something out of Paper Mario! Anyway, everyone knows there's some sort of magic around big doors with pedestals," Lazlo said.

Won was about to speak, when Parauthor Dox comes running up and shouts, "Boss, Boss! I was doing some side-spying on this guy named Grode, and found out he's going to the pedestal Kirby's going to! And Grode's taking Mono McBrow with him! I have a bad feeling about this, we should go to that pedestal!"

Oh, boy! Everyone's going to the pedestal! But not Doat. Doat's a nerd... What type of cool battle's going to happen? Stay connected, and find out!

END

-----------------------Chapter 22
-----------------------Encounter, Return, TIFF

Kirby and co. arrive at the pedestal, ready to see the Crystal Square's next location. But, before they can do that... "Stop! So, you're Kirby, huh? I shoulda known you would have a mustache," Grode says.

"What? No, Flavio drew this. It won't wash off, yet," Kirby says, rubbing his 'stache. "Huh? Hey, are you the bad guy?"

"Yes! I'm the one who captured Mono!" He then lets Mono speak.

"I got caught trying to escape..." Mono says, embarrassed.

"See this?" Grode says, reaching into his pocket. "This is the last Crystal Square!"

"Cool, can I have it?" Kirby asks.

"Sure here ya go," Grode says.

"Ha, thanks!"

"Psyche! I'm gonna give you pain!" He says, putting the Crystal Square away. He then runs at Kirby, ready to do a fancy attack.

But, just when Grode is 1 foot from Kirby, a quick flash of light stops Grode in his tracks. He then falls down, knocked out, and the Crystal Square floats into Kirby's hands.

"Hey, who did that to Grode?" Kirble asks out loud.

"Me, Parauthor Dox," a Popopo in a big blue suit of armor says.

"Good job with that attack," Won says.

"Hey, when did you get here?" Kirby asks. "And where did Parauthor Dox get that armor? And why did the Crystal Square float into my hands?"

"I'm sure those can be answered later," Mono says. "But for now, let's just go take a rest."

Everyone then leaves the pedestal room place. Grode wakes up and realizes everyone's gone. "Huh? Oh, no, doh! I failed. Oh, well. I guess I'm back to starring in Anime shows..."

Kirby is back at Patycomb City, talking with one of his random friends. "You had a pretty crazy adventure, huh, Kirby?" The random guy, who's name is Albert, says.

"Yeah, but I'm just glad to be back home," Kirby says. "Mainly, because of this..."

"Your serve Ben," the Tennis Official says.

Ben throws the ball high into the air, ready to perform his best serve of the season. Kirby then shouts, "Hi, Ben!"

Ben is startled and he accidentally hits the ball so hard, it goes out. "DAH!" He screams.

"Kirby!" The Bologna Freak shouts. "Before we do the Bologna Gag again... Remember when you tried the STAR Game?"

"Yeah, I failed, horribly..." Kirby says.

"You could've used Moon Jump to get the last star."

"AAUUGHH! IT WAS SO OBVIOUS!11!1!" Kirby shouts.

He startles Ben again, causing Ben to hit the ball out again. Giving him a Double Fault. "Kirby, stop screaming!" Ben angrily shouts at Kirby.

"OK, Bologna Gag time! Ahem... BOLOGNA!" the Bologna Freak shouts. He then chases Kirby to get that Bologna Kirby never promised him.

But, less then 10 seconds later, they're stopped by some random guy. "Kirby, while you were gone, I didn't have a job!" He says.

"Uh, I don't know you, but TIFF is a good place for a job," Kirby replies.

"I couldn't go there because Neil shut it down!"

"WHAT?!?!" Kirby then runs off to look for Neil.

"The Bologna Gag, once again, stopped by TIFF," the Bologna Freak says.

"If it makes you feel any better, I lied," the random guy says.

"So, the Bologna Gag ended for no reason! Aw..."

"Neil!" Kirby shouts as he finds Neil.

"Uh, hi. You need to register," Neil says calmly.

Wait, what? I already did," Kirby says, calming down.

"OK, when you left, I was gonna send Chris on a mission," Neil explains.

"Who's Chris?" Kirby asks.

"She's a member of Star Po. Anyway, infoDyne deleted our files at TIFF. We couldn't find the files, so we just had to make everyone register again. Everyone registered pretty quickly, so we didn't lose much time. So, Chris got to go and stop infoDyne from putting Dr. Caire through mind control."

"Wait, how does this affect me?" Kirby asks.

"Hm, I thought liked Chris."

"No, I don't even know him."

"...It's her."

"Hm? Then why's the name Chris? Why not Crystal? Or Christal? Or even Chrystal?"

"Because that sounds too close to a copyrighted name."

"Which name is it?"

":facepalm You need to register again, OK? Come on it won't take too long."

Kirby and Neil then go to TIFF's HQ. Kirby goes through training!

END

OK, you wanna know what TIFF stands for? OK.

"The Institute Fire Fall."

"Institute... Fire Fall?"

"The Institute Fire Fall."

Now, readers, try to guess why Chris has to stop infoDyne and the Chedar! It's a reference to two things. If you can get it right, I'll fetch an item of your choice!

------------------------Chapter 23!
------------------------Heh, Training...

Kirby is at the TIFF Hologram Center, ready to start his first test. "Since you must register again, you must go through training again," Phil says.

"BAAAAAAAWWWW!!!" Kirby shouts in anger.

"No, you have to. Now punch this simulant." Kirby walks over and punches the simulant. "Good, you're not stupid. Next, we have gun training."

Kirby jumps on the table, aims his Pinsie 2 Scope, and fires ten shots at the target. After ten, he walks over to Phil and says, "How'd I do?"

"Ehm, not great, but good," Phil replies. "You got eleven points out of a possible fifty."

"Oh..." Kirby says, embarrassed at his bad shots.

"But, you got more than ten, that's good. So, next,"

"OK, what do you want your code name to be?" Neil asks Kirby.

"Uh..." Kirby thinks out loud. "Ed? Nah... Moe? Too easy... Dark Kirby? No, then he'd call me Agent Dark... And I'm not perfect... Wait, that's it! Perfect Kirby! It's like irony, or something!"

"OK, I guess that works. Now head back to the Hologram Center for your Final Test."

Kirby is facing a simulant that looks exactly like him. As they take ten paces away from each other, Phil asks Neil, "Hey, Neil, which one's the real Kirby?"

"Uh..." Neil utters. "Oh, I, uh, don't know..."

The two Kirby's turn around and shoot. One gets shot right between the eyes. "AUGH!" the Kirby screams. He falls on the floor...

"Ah, Kirby!" Neil shouts as he and Phil run over to the fallen Kirby.

"No! Who's gonna be the star now? I can't do it, I'm the guy who sits on his bum all day, telling people what to do!"

White blocks appear over Kirby and he vanishes. "Heh, you said Bum..." Kirby says from across the room.

"Oh, Kirby, you're alive?" Neil says confused.

"I told you we should have used me as the simulant's skin," Phil whispers to Neil.

"Well, since you're alive, say the disclaimer."

"I am not smarter than a 5th grader," Kirby says.

"No no, the other one."

"Any actors harmed in any way are... well, actors. They aren't getting hurt at all. They're just really good at faking pain."

"Good." There is then an awkward silence. So Kirby says, "Uh, don't you have a mission for me?"

"What? No, it's not the finale chapter yet, get out of my hair!" Neil says angrily.

"You don't have any hair!" Kirby says, he then chuckles.

"He's right, heh..." Phil says.

Bald Neil, hee hee! Er, the end.

END

-------------------Chapter 24
-------------------Filler! 'Cause it's Filler Night!

"Welcome to Ask Kirby!" Kirby says happily. "Where I answer your dumb questions! "

A red Popopo enters as Kirby says, "First, we have Steve!"

"Hey, what happened to the Creamy Punch Mono had?" Steve asks.

Kirby takes out a Creamy Punch and says, "He gave it to me. Next we have Ray!"

A yellow Popopo enters and asks, "Hi, what am I named after?"

"My guess is a famous Wolf from another planet," Kirby replies. "Now we have Paul Albert John Newman, Jr.! Paul?"

A very paranoid Popopo enters the stage and says, "H-hh-h-h-h-hw c-can I-I cur-re t-th-this par-ran-n-noia?-?"

"I'm sure the Drug Store has some pills for that."

Paranoid Paul is requesting pills to cure Paranoia. The person helping him is Mono McBrow, wearing a hat that says, "Train-ee."

Mono slowly says, "OK, Paul, just take these pills. It should help you with your fear of everything."

Paul takes the container and says, "Hm, I'm really p-paranoid, so I should eat... The whole thing!" Paul eats all the pills and then shouts, "I'm gonna rip out your guts 'n' play 'em like a flute!"

"Hm, OK... Eat this one pill." Mono says, handing over a pill.

Paul slaps the pill out of his hand and shouts, "No, I'm gonna form an alliance with the Furry Popopo and poke people and take away their memory like the Furry Popopo did to Bonnie!" Paul then starts crying and runs away. But, just before he exits he starts smiling and says, "Have a nice day!" Then leaves.

Mono checks the container for the pills Paul ate. "Hm, causes mood-swings."

Meanwhile, Chris has just found Dr. Caire and is extracting him from the infoDyne building. Dr. Caire is a smiling, floating, white square. A guard spots them and sets off the alarm. The ground floor is locked off.

"Oh, my..." Dr. Caire says worriedly.

"Next, we have, a random dude!" Kirby says happily.

A green Popopo enters and asks, "Can you help me?"

"With what?"

"A game."

"...Which...game..."

"Awareness 8: Second Attack."

"Sorry, I don't do tutorials. Now, it's Joe's turn!"

"Can you teach me 1337?" Joe asks.

"Nope, I don't do tutorials. Now, Ray is asking another question!"

Ray asks, "Who's Rey?" *SPECIAL NOTE: Rey is pronounced like Ray. The "e" is the long A sound.

"Rey, is a legendary Wolf. He is one of the greatest warriors in the Garana Tribe. It was because of him the Garana Tribe won the big war between Garana and Sheichner."

Ray exits, thinking hard about what Kirby said. "Well, that's all the time we have!" Kirby says. "So, good bye to you people watching! I'm gonna go to the WRP Chat Rooms to participate in their special award thing tonight."

Thus ends the filler. Why was there a filler? 'Cause it's filler night!

END

------------------------Chapter 25
------------------------Another Filler! 'Cause it's Still Filler Night!

"OK, we're going to try something new!" Mono McBrow says to his teammates, Damien, Dustin, and Hoover. "We're taking a vacation!"

"Uhm, Mono, what's that camera over there?" Hoover asks, pointing to a security camera up in the corner.

"Wow, Damien, you work fast, a camera up already?" Mono compliments Damien.

"Uh, I...guess I do..." Damien says, staring at the camera.

"So, wouldn't that be a bad idea? What if the town needs saving?" Hoover asks.

"You know no one's ever attacked this city since 2006," Mono says.

Damien looks away from the camera and says, "Well, I'm game as long as it's not like the time we went to the Null Star."

Flashback to the time they visited the Null Star, which inside, is just white, and nothing else. "This isn't bad," Hoover says. "It's not good, but it's not bad."

"Eh, so-so," Damien says.

"I think Null Star was quite fun...Until I threw up from too much spinning..." Dustin says.

"I almost lost my hat, so no Null Star. We're going to the SPfSaV!" Mono says.

"And what do those letters stand for?" Damien asks.

"Sports Place for Sports and Vacationing. Now let's go, we'll be late!"

Ardeal dozed off in his Indoors Machinisuit, waiting for Star Po to leave on their vacation. He was awakened by two short beeps from the Control Panel. "Huh? What?" he said quickly. He stared at the screen to see a message saying "Elvis has Left the Building!" "Elvis left?" R D says to himself. "Wait, that means Star Po left! I gotta tell the others!"

He quickly runs to his captain, Won Del, who is the leader of Star Won, in case you didn't figure that out already. With him was Tee-Kay, the chef, Parauthor Dox, the guy who likes to be in the wrong place at the right time, and Smiggy, the shaman who became a mechanic in less then a week.

"Everyone, Star Po just left on their vacation. Won, what should we do now?" R D says to them.

"We're gonna start our latest mission without interference from Star Po," Won says. "Intercept the ship NimbL DDZ en route to Blueside. Deal with the four person crew, and then pilot the NimbL DDZ to freighter TDXMB, which will be awaiting at Patycomb City. Dock, then transfer the NimbL DDZ to the client, Master PDee Zgood. We then get paid 10,000 Coins."

"Oooo, that doesn't sound hard at all!" Tee-Kay says.

"Nope, it shouldn't be. Now let's move out, we need to get that ship ASAP!" Won says. The crew then runs to their ships, and take off to start their mission.

END

----------------------Chapter 26
----------------------The New Year's Filler! Yeah, it's Still Filler Night

Kirby is being chased by the Bologna Freak ounce again. "Bologna!" the freak shouts.

But soon, Kirby's pet bird, Woodstick, flew down to Kirby to give him a note. "Heh, the New Year's Tonight," Kirby said.

As the Bologna Freak reads the paper, Kirby sneaks away. "I know that... Hey, he left!"

"I'm at Patycomb City, where the residents are counting down to the New Year!" says a TV news reporter. "This is the Master Clockman himself," he says, pointing to a Popopo with a red hat. "Tell us, how'd you get that clock up there?"

The Master Clockman replies, "Much wiring and confusing stuff."

"Well, there is..." the reporter looks at the big clock on the Albey Apartment building. "1:23 left, so let's ask people their resolutions!"

"Mine is to elaborate more," the Master Clockman says.

"Help the ZC Forums as much as possible!" Emen says.

"Sir, those forums are down," the reporter says to Emen.

"Uhm, then I'll help their Wiki! That's still up!"

"Look it's Kirby! What's your resolution?"

"Mine is not to use a time machine for Hanuka. I'm always on an adventure during the time!"

"Well, here's me wishing you best of luck for your resolution."

"Hey, you never wished me best of luck!" offstage voice #2 says.

"You're a background character, no one cares what you think!" the reporter says. "Now, only a few seconds remain! And the instant the New Year arrives, I never have to work for this company ever again!"

The camera man ten does a facepalm.

Everyone begins counting out loud, "Eight, seven, six, five..." everyone stops as the clock turns the numbers into Missingno, I mean, messed up graphics.

"Oh, no! An error!" the reporter says worriedly. But the clock fixes itself. It must have been programmed in.

"Two, one... HUUZZAH!!! The new year arrives and the reporter throws his microphone thing away at the public!

END

-------------------Chapter 31
-------------------For a Few Donuts More

Mono returned with Kirby's Co. and they all went to the pedestal, then to Clink. Clink said that Stu would know how to get to the next area, which is Excess Heights.

"Where do you think Stu is, Kirble?" Kirby asks.

"I think he's in Vermont," Kirble replies.

"I don't know where that is! Let's just try, uh..." Kirby looks around. "That door with the smiley."

Kirby and co. enter the house, to see a purple Popopo painting on the wall. "Ah, hello. You forgot to knock, no?" the Popopo says.

"Eh, are you Stu?" Kirbs asks.

"Why, yes, I am ze Stu you are looking for. Are you here to zee me art?"

"No, old bean, we need a way to get to Excess Heights," Bobbie says.

"Ah, zat is eazy! You must talk wit ze head of ze Po Syndicate, Monsieur Don Po."

"Uh, I don't think we can do that, he said not to bother him!" Kirby said worriedly.

"He'll be in ze good mood if you can get Monsieur McBrow with you."

"Hm, OK, let's go!" Kirby shouts.

"You're joking right? You should be a comedian! 'Cause dat's real funny!" Don Po says angrily to one of his workers, Lance.

"Sorry, Boss, it's da truth," Lance replies.

"Aw, tanks a lot! All my months o' planning gone ta waste! You screwed up real good, Lance!" Don Po is very furious, it seems...

"Well, what was I supposed ta do? Clean his lawn?" Lance says meekly.

"Yes! Dat was his next mission for us! Now, he knows we're against 'im! Get out of my sight, now! Fired!" Lance walks away, past Kirby.

"Hi, Don Po." Kirby says, trying to be optimistic.

"NO MOOD!" Don Po shouts.

"Heh, no donuts today, huh?" Mono says.

"Dang shipment never came in, and Lance got in trouble wit da Sheichner Poss!"

"Yeah, Hoover was making stuff for Luigi Zeno again, so he couldn't do it. I have the shipment here." Mono walks over and gives Don Po the shipment of Wolfe Logan Ice Cream Filled Cherry Sprinkled Donuts. Mono whispers something to Don Po. Don Po then gives Mono a golden card.

"Oh, my, those are Posh Express tickets, hm?" Blurr asks Mono.

"Yup! We get to take a 3 day train ride to Excess Heights. It's gonna be great," Mono says.

Kirby and co. are ready to ride the Posh Express! But, is it all it's cracked up to be? Find out in the next installment of, the Grode Chroni- I mean- Hero Novel!

END