Leet Hammer Bros Dialogue
Below is a full word for word copy of the cut scene where the Mario Bros, both younger and older meet the leet Hammer Bros in the Shroob Vim Factory. All leet speak has been left in the non translated version.
AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROZ. WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL. THEN U AM CRY. WE RECEIVE ORDERS THRU ATTENAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE 2 PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS. U = NOOBS. BROZ = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! NOOBZ STILL R NOT PWNED. CONTINUE PWNERSHIP UNTIL ALL N00BZ R PWNED. TEH ESCAPE IS IMPOSSIBLE. WE R 2 L33T. WE OWNZ J00. U WILL GET FLATZORED BY R L33T HAMMERS.
Translation:
Area restricted. All n00b intruders to be hacked by us leet Hammer Bros. We are the Shroob allies. We rock u and then ROFL. Then you cry. We receive orders through attenas on these leet helmets. They are awesome. We must obey all orders. We like to own n00bs for the master Shroobs. You are n00bs, Bros are leet. Prepare for total owning. Go! Go! Go! Go! N00bs still are not owned. Continue owning them until all n00bs are owned. The escape is impossible. We are too leet. We own you. You will get flattened by our leet hammers.
That is all that is said. It is pretty funny in my opinion, and even funnier is how, in a mocking joke against internet speak, they say, after the attenaes have been broken "Who actually speaks like that?".