The Wifi Contract of Conduct

I solemnly swear, on all counts that I shalt not disconnect in my online presense, nor disrupt the enjoyment of others via my cowardice and quitting, and that I shall be honest about thy record. With this agreement, I pledge not to disconnect, hack the game in any way that will ruin the enjoyment of others, to keep my record ashine with honesty and to accept my defeat, to not play online with an ancient dial up connection and not to use any exploit, glitch, hack or trick which forces quitting, freezes or crashes the game or allows me ability beyond what are fair and natural that Nintendo themselves have decided. If it is found I have used 150cc hack, parallel hacked to ride a course not the same as that driven by my rivals, removed my losses to falsify my skill or have dared show my cowardice via quitting to avoid giving others the wins they deserve, may I forever be avoided, an outcast in the wifi cyberspace, and may I suffer the gaming time of reckoning of which I truly deserve. I therefore sign this with my name.

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