Toad's Quotes about Wario

Because some of the things Toad says when you're Wario are kinda hilarious, and somewhat distrustful.

Eek! Oh, i-it's you, Wario. You're looking as bad as ever. S-sorry. Sorry! Don't give me that dirty look. A-actually, now that I look closer, you look horrible. Erm, horribly healthy that is. I'm not just saying that. Have you been working out? Princess Toadstool is still trapped in the walls. We're all counting on your muscle to defeat Bowser and get the Power Stars. Wait a minute. You wouldn't sneak one out of the castle, right? Eek! J-just kidding!

Wario, it's impolite to shuffle noisily around the castle, you know. No matter how tough you look... it's...umm...prohibited.

Wario?! Eek! There are no valuables in here, so please don't hurt me. I'm serious! Why don't you just sit down and stare at the fish with me?

Your reputation's bad Wario, but it's only because your mustache is mean looking. If you ask me, it's a good look. It'll scare the enemies into forking over the stolen Power Stars!

I can tell that you are obssessed with money. But since coins help recover from injuries, we should all be so greedy.

Thank you Wario! The Power Stars are returning one by one. I feel terrible that I misjudged you. I assumed you came to the castle to steal treasures... It's just that you have such a nasty looking face, so I thought... Oh no, that's not what I meant to say! Your face is very tough looking, very rugged. Perfect for scaring enemies. Ahem.

I guess I was wrong about you Wario! You can't be all bad if you're retrieved this many Power Stars. I'll trust you with some castle secrets:

Wow! Look at all those Power Stars! Guess you're good at other things besides stealing money, huh.

Wario, I found this cap in front of the castle a little while ago. I knew it was yours because of its distinctive... erm... aroma. Actually, it reeked pre-ty bad. I can't believe I touched it. You really should wash that thing more often. Anyways, here you go.