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Big Bob-omb

First Battle

Yoshi

I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms the world over! Incredible! You've made it this far even without a mustache. I commend your courage. Be that as it may, I can't just give you my precious Power Star. You must defeat me in battle if you want it! You'll be quite helpless facing my Bob-omb minions. Now, put your tongue back in your mouth, it's quite undignified. Let's battle!

Ow! That hurts! How did I lose to a bald faced fellow like you? Let's keep this between you and me. I'll give you my precious Power Star in exchange. If you want to see me again, just select this Star from the menu.

Mario

I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! Look at my splendid mustache. It's fit for a king! Ho ho! Your mustache makes you like the peasant you are. What a sad little thing. If you want the Power Star, you must defeat me in battle. Ha Ha Ha! But there's no way I'd ever lose to a puny mustache like that.

Ow! That hurts! Your throwing is still way off, but you're pretty strong. I've always wanted a servant like you...

Luigi

I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! You've got quite some nerve making it this far. Despite your looks, you seem to be quite brave. I commend you. Nevertheless, the Power Star is a precious item from King Bowser. I will not give it to you. If you want it, you must defeat me.

Ooh! Ouch! You don't look like much, but you're pretty tough. Just wait until I restyle my mustache! I'll make you my servant. See you soon...

Wario

I'm the Big Bob-omb, baron of all blasting matter, king of ka-booms worldwide! What's this? You're not royalty... Yet your mustache is distinguished looking. How impertinent of you to flash that facial hair here! I will crush you and yank out that mustache of yours. Don't you run away!

Ooh! Ouch! Could it be that with a noble mustache like yours, you're stronger than me? I'll be back when my mustache grows sharper. Just you wait!

Throwing him out the ring

You must fight with honor! It's against the rules to throw the king out of the ring!

Revenge Speak

The king refuses to be dejected by a single defeat. I'm back with a new Star from Bowser! I've also restyled my mustache. I'm unstoppable! If you want the Power Star, you'll have to knock it out of me! But the only way to do that is to pick me up from behind and fling me down. And that will never happen! Bring it shorty!

Ow! That hurt! Your sneaking skills need help, but you're pretty strong. I've always wanted a servant like you. Here is your Star, as I promised. Take it. Farewell.

King Whomp

It makes me so mad! We build your houses, your castles. We pave your roads. And still you walk all over us. Do you ever say thank you? No! Well, you're not going to wipe your feet on me! I think I'll crush you just for fun! Do you have a problem with that? Just try to pound me, wimp! Ha!

No! Crushed again! I'm just a stepping stone after all. I won't gravel. er, grovel. Here, you win. Take this with you!

Eyerok

Who...walk...here? Who...break...seal? Wake...ancient...ones? We no like light... Rrrumbmbbble... We no like...intruders! Now battle......hand...to...hand!

Grrrumbbble! What...happen? We...crushed like pebble. You so strong! You rule ancient pyramid! For today... Now, take Star of Power. We...sleep...darkness.

Wiggler

Waaa! You've flooded my house! Wh-why?? Look at this mess! What am I going to do now? The ceiling's ruined, the floor is soaked... What to do, what to do? Huff...huff...it makes me so...MAD!!! Everything's been going wrong since I got this Star... It's so shiny, but it makes me feel strange...

I can't take this anymore! First you get me all wet, then you stomp on me! Now I'm really, really, REALLY mad! Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!

Hey! Knock it off! That's the second time you've nailed me. Now you're really asking for it, linguine breath!

Owwch! Uncle! Uncle! Okay, I give up. Take this Star! Whew! I feel better now. I don't really need it anymore, anyway-- I can see the stars through my ceiling at night! They make me feel... peaceful.. Please, come back and visit anytime.

Bowser

In the Dark World

Tough luck! Looks like Princess Toadstool isn't here... Gwa ha ha! Go ahead--just try to grab me by the tail! You'll never be able to swing ME around! A wimp like you could never throw me by circling the Touch Screen. Never! Gwa ha ha!!

Grrr! I was a bit careless. This is not what I had planned... But I still hold the power of the Stars... AND I still have Peach. Gwa ha ha! You'll get no more from me! I'm not done with you yet, but I'll let you go for now. You'll pay for this later! Gwa ha ha!

In the Fire Sea

Pestering me again, are you? Can't you see that I'm having a merry old time, making mischief with my minions? Now return the Stars! I stole them first, and my troops in the walls need them! Gwa ha ha!

Ooowaaah! Can it be that I've lost?! The power of the Stars has failed me... this time. Consider this a draw. Next time, I'll be in perfect condition. Now, if you want to see your precious princess, come to the top of the tower. I'll be waiting! Gwa ha ha!

In the Sky

That's just fine--I've been looking for something to fry wih my fire breath! Your Star Power is useless against me! Your friends are all trapped in the walls... And you'll never see the princess again! Gwa ha ha ha!

Noooo! You've really beaten me this time, Mario! I can't stand always losing to you! My troops...worthless! They've turned over all the Power Stars! Wait, say that again. There are 150 Stars in all??? What?! There were some in the castle that I missed? Now I see peace returning to the world... I really hate that! It's so horrible I can't watch. I'm outta here! Just you wait until next time. Until then, keep that Touch Screen smokin'! Gwah ha haaaaaaa!